Metaphysical Combat - I may die soon

[Milk Mage]

I accidentally popped a few extra Ritalin with my breakfast this morning and now I'm pretty sure I'm starting to phase out of the material realm.

In the event that I encounter any metaphysical entities (Allah, the Demiurge, Chris-Chan, etc) what are some techniques I can use to keep from getting my shit kicked in?

 

[Red Hood]

Find a rocket launcher first.

 

[Just A Butt]

lol get fucked junkie

 

[Dysnomia]

Offer to have sex with them.

 

[Agran]

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[David Brown]

Remember from Bhagavad Gita that you cannot be burned by fire, moistened by water, cut by the sword, or withered by the wind. Your true self is indestructible, indivisible. Any suffering you may experience is already set out for you by Krishna so you may have unpleasant experiences but your fate will be decided by the merciful hand of God.

 

[DerKryptid]

I reccommend this book OP

 

[zero-who]

Red Bull gives you wings. If you drink three Red Bulls, you'll grow three pairs of wings. When consumed with Ritalin, that'll activate the latent DMT in your brain and let you achieve your seraphim form in the astral realm, which will greatly increase your metaphysical power level in exchange for permanent brain damage and a three-hour long grand mal seizure on the material plane.

It's worth the risk.