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- Mar 21, 2019
Michael Beyer, better known as Mike from PA, is an unhinged, sociopathic manlet tankie grifter conspiracy theorist with the single biggest inferiority complex I've ever seen, calling himself "Alpha Mike" despite his constant failings with e-thots and simping as hard as possible. Mike has been a fake lawyer, failed politician, "breadtuber" and streams regularly about current topics or drama. Mike's politics can be best described as "opportunistic", Mike is far above holding consistent principles besides what's most "progressive" and what he sees as most advantageous. The best example of this being when he donated to the corporate Dem candidate in Omaha's 2021 mayoral race simply to spite Destiny for canvassing for the more progressive candidate, later celebrating when Destiny got disavowed simply for helping unrelated to working in the campaign and not even being brave enough to own up to that, saying he just thought Omaha was that important. Mike's sole purpose is to be leeching off a based e-celeb(Hasan, BadBunny, Cenk Uygur, Sam Seder, etc), or attacking ones he doesn't like(Destiny, Vaush, anybody not praising him) in huge, unprompted rants. It's basically Mike's job to make fellow political lolcows/streamers look good by comparison, particularly because he openly refuses to read provided articles before debates to understand ideas or terms. Even retarded lolcows like Sargon will skim the articles provided to them before getting into a debate, Mike just doesn't give a fuck and assumes he knows everything. That's not even mentioning his vast history of simping and shilling for China.
I believe there's a good case to make that Mike is the very worst breadtuber, luckily for Mike there's nowhere for his reputation to go but up.
Running for Office and prior history-
Mike started off by going to the University of Pittsburgh to get an art degree, before graduating from the University of Pittsburgh Law School, in-between working as a legal intern for a year between the PA house of representatives & MHK attorney's before being a "legal aide" for a firm, aka helping the actual attorneys. I don't believe Mike ever represented anybody either. Problem is, Mike never took the bar and then began to call himself a lawyer, you can't just graduate from law school to start calling yourself one. Sadly, Mike claimed to be a lawyer on his nominating petition, disqualifying him from even running until he got 300 people to write in requesting they could vote for him, which he achieved last second. However, this clear effected his (poor) results and gave his opponents free ammo on him particularly as a new candidate facing an incumbent. Mike claims this gave him experience but as you'll see, he fails to show any of that despite working politics and law for over a decade.
Mike blames this on the democrats putting his occupation on wrong because he was a graduate from a law school, but then he also blames the Republican supreme court despite the fact it was a 7-1 ruling. Considering Mike still marches out terms he learned in law school(incorrectly mind you), he clearly larps as being a lawyer.
Mike seethes over this meme of him being an asshole in a live TV debate as a candidate
Despite Mike's prior political experience, he has far worse instincts than the average person, making wrong take after wrong take.
Quest for Fame, Further Fall from Grace, IRL incel rage and Becoming a Tankie-
Mike is what can only be described as a incelic simp beta male. The height of his career and what he's best known for is being a professional failed IRL simp for gross e-whore Badbunny. Despite being a pronounced feminist, Mike only goes for women in the most awkward positions, such as on-stream while they're waiting for a car to arrive, or in the middle of public.
The second time this happened Mike got so mad in a fit of pure loveshy rage he punched a couch and a wall as hard as he possibly could in return for Badbunny chewing him up as autistic and weird
Time after time Mike just got rejected hard, but he kept trucking along with his digital waifu.
by the way, Badbunny is the twitch girl who got famous for saying that her subs "needed" to donate to her as to continue watching and they could afford it. Despite the prior history of BadBunny making Mike into a colloquial lolcow, Mike unironically defend her stance and claimed the only reason people cared was because of sexism and Badbunny being hot
Mike gets absolutely enraged when this gets brought up and he even had the likes of Pewdiepie and Cr1tical react, the former of which he physically sperged out to over in reaction to.
It's to the point that Badbunny/Destiny simps have even made songs mocking Mike for his relationship with Badbunny
Remember though
Seeing as his reputation was ruined, Mike changed his image and started calling into the Majority Report, talking to Hasan via his connection with Badbunny and doing debates with Twitch streamers, Later he was briefly employed at the Majority Report until they realized "damn this guy is a fucking asshole", Mike doesn't call very much anymore but he use to be a regular where he sounded a lot more sane. One of Mike's first debates is where he showed his unfettered love for China and his inability to criticize them in any way. In fact, he chose his level 59 World of Warcraft character over his principles openly in this debate.
Mike claimed that Cville was an evil nazi rally which should be banned, but similar BLM rallies were totally fine and based, for some reason comparing the Hong Kong Protestors to genocide advocates.
Mike claimed to be a "white guy" and then immediately physically kvetched over Charlottesville simply being brought up
Over people just questioning if Colin Kaepernick was a good quarterback or not(he isn't, one of the worst in the league), Mike phsyically hit his desk over it and almost ragequit like total sperg
Mike also proved that despite being a public candidate, he has no clue what the fuck the difference between private and public is
Mike eventually got so mad in this debate that he had to be muted
Later in 2019 Mike fantasized a world where "Trannies cuties could get free breast implants" and he could have similar cosmetic surgeries on himself
Strangely enough in early 2020, Mike has a conspiracy that Pete Buttigieg is in fact not a gay man, but is secretly straight(despite the fact there's pictures of him publicly kissing his husband). This is based on the idea that Pete "only" came out in 2015 and it was after gay marriage was legalized, however this just shows how fucking dumb Mike is because Pete actually came out 10 days before the Supreme Court ruled on gay marriage.
Destiny challenged Mike to a debate over this(and claiming the democratic party primary was rigged), which Mike ran from because it's loony and indefensible.
Drama with Destiny-
Mike is totally obsessed with Destiny as their relationship dates back to 2019 when their first debated. When Mike searches reddit in his browser, the first result rather than being Hasan's community which he's actively engaged in, it's Destiny's rather. Even funnier is the fact that Mike's first search result is his name, meaning he's mashing his name on reddit just to find haters and fans on Destiny's subreddit. Mike has easily lost every single debate with Destiny, but hilariously he calls them all victories and even has a playlist dedicated to bragging about it. Mike is essentially the Z-tier villain in a cartoon to Destiny's university. Destiny went with Biden/Buttigieg, so Mike had to take Bernie, etc.
Mike is really looking for an opportunity to get one up on him.
Mike likes to use his life experience and totally wasted legal knowledge to attempt to destroy Destiny, sadly for Mike he fucks this up nearly constantly. Best example being when he claimed Destiny was making an "ad absurdum" fallacy argument, however problem is ad absurdum isn't a fallacy and Mike doesn't even know how to use the term
Showing his slipperyness, Mike resorts to denying the democratic primary is legitimate because he likes Bernie more and attacks Biden as old, unelectable, "senile", very notably right wing tactics. Debate is hosted on Mike's discord where his gaggle of faggots sucks his dick and dunks on Destiny periodically. He even goes as far as to claim on the 2nd last day of Bernie's campaign he could still win. Do I believe Mike to be this stupid? No, but it was part of his grift to keep it going, which is all that matters even if he's lying to his fans.
"It was a deep state plot!!!"
This clip aged like wine and the fact that Mike resorts to the very low tier conspiracy theory that Biden had a brain aneurysm during his campaign is hilarious, a basic google search debunks this as Biden was always open about his medical problems. Even the most low tier right wing grifters didn't try pushing this narrative really because it's just so dumb, but Mike indulged of course.
Mike refused to vote for Biden, but claimed being Anti-Trump was more important? It really makes no sense.
Right after this in the debate Mike just gets totally lost
"Private dollars are subsidized dollars" this dumbass ran for office lmao
What Mike is most infamous for (besides being a cringe simp) is for absolutely losing his shit on an economy student for only having a masters rather than a doctorate. The way Mike treats this person coming in just to state facts on a subject he specializes in is akin to how rude people treat their waiters, except this guy came of his own free will and was helping. There's really no reason to yell at anybody like this, let alone somebody trying to help.
During the 2nd debate where Mike absolutely spergs on the Econ student, Mike made a point of not telling Destiny any info about him as that could lead to his doxxxxx. Hilariously, Mike has run for public office and has all of his info easily accessible online. The funniest thing of all is after this Mike straight up deleted his medium account so he could BTFO Destiny, what a fucking queer.
To conclude this, Mike in all his saltiness decided to donate hundreds of dollars to the corporate democrat campaign, Kimara Snipes, that was going against the progressive one Destiny was supporting, Mark Gudgel, in sending out dozens of people to knock on doors for him, soon after that same campaign disavowed Destiny, which Mike of course celebrated. Keep in mind Mike's political past and if his sick comments were held to him if he were to just simply assist again. Mike's just not a very bright guy!
Destiny has even done a lolcow write up with Mike himself
Mike started to light the fire when he released his takes on Cringe Political Posts' tier list and decided to grade it, insulting Vaush and totally sperging over Destiny in return. In this video he claims to have watched 600 hours of Hasan in the last year, seeing as Mike streams almost every day that means almost all of his free time he's listening to Hasan. This leads into the main conflict with Breadtube and particularly Vaush.
Drama with Breadtube-
Mike is generally loathed around Breadtube besides a few twitch, leftist circles where he's barely accepted. Nobody likes Mike, has positive interactions with him, he's famous for being cringe and he runs from debates while claiming to be a badass "alpha male". Screaming at people repeatedly at the top of your lungs in debates doesn't give off the best impression shockingly.
Mike is also famous for DMCAing clips, sperging over people making memes and any criticism of him. If you shit talk Mike online he will show up in your DMs to BTFO your chud ass, before quickly deleting his comments like a coward.
Mike has a history of being racist and calling any black people with glasses "Urkles", saying anybody pointing out the racism is a "wokescold". He also clearly values race above merit, unironically claiming a panel with a black guy on it is somehow "white supremacist" for not being more diverse.
Mike got into a beef with Vaush over Vaush playing a clip of Mike and agreeing with him after. Yes, just simply mentioning Mike and not praising him enough can get you in his black book. Funnily enough Vaush points out in the DMs he pointed out that he was defending Mike, yet Mike intentionally ignored this after reading off every other DM verbatim.
This led to Mike seething on stream for well over 10 minutes about Vaush and leading him to shit talk Vaush over a tier list from some irrelevant breatube twitter account
Out of nowhere, Mike decided to drop his and Vaush's DMs which was a really fucking big mistake because they're super embarrassing and reveal quite a bit about Mike, particularly that he tried arguing to Destiny's friend Vaush, that he was an unironic nazi who should be banned. If you look at the dates the only times that Mike contacts Vaush is when he has strife with Destiny.
Crying about clips of him:
Calling Destiny a nazi for attacking DSA
"He's 100% motivated by spite" lmfao right after seething at being called a tankie
More kvetching over clip channels and then turning into arguments
Mike finally debated Vaush, despite claiming to challenge him 10 times, he really didn't even challenge him once. What Mike should have realized is that Vaush is a dedicated Destiny viewer, as such Vaush has seen Mike make an ass out of himself repeatedly. This gave Vaush a massive advantage over Mike immediately, knowing his character, his very visible weakness, his need to grift and his immense ego. What commenced is probably my favourite Vaush debate, it's just Vaush absolutely ripping into Mike's gay shit and calling him out for being a weirdo slimeball lolcow obsessed with clout. Some would call it leftist infighting, but seeing as Mike attacks everybody who won't suck his dick, it's more like cleaning house.
It's really amazing how good Mike makes fellow lolcows look.
Imagine getting called out for being a "male feminist creep" by Vaush of all people
Manlet cope
This led to Mike taking offense to a comment Vaush made at somebody who basically "raped"(attempting to imitate it anyways) Destiny over VC during a debate, defending that person and leading to him physically threaten Vaush in a debate and then talk about Vaush's doxxxx in an attempt to intimidate him for calling Mike "Ratfaced".
Hilariously enough, Mike later attempted to claim it was Vaush who threatened him after he repeatedly made direct threats, then threatened Vaush again?
Mike accidentally called himself irrelevant, say that "Vaush is irrelevant......on twitch" where despite only being back for a few weeks and doing two streams so far, has a few thousand more followers then Mike
Vaush himself gets tired of Mike's total stupidity, which leads Mike into sperging out and calling Vaush an anti-radical capitalist
Mike claimed Vaush was lying and lied about Vaush's position itself, then accused Vaush of backpeddling upon being confronted, truly a debate master
For some reason Mike can't own up to the fact he spite donated and has to lie like a weasel
Funnily enough the fake democrat grifter had the nerve to call Mark Gudgel a "neoliberal ghoul", seeing as Mike supported the corporate dem this assertion is just retarded. Mark Gudgel has pretty liberal policy if I may say myself.
Sewer socialist is a term referring to socialists from the city of Milwaukee from 1890s to the 1960s who became famous for bragging about their high quality sewer system. However, Mike claims repeatedly this term is common, however it has no actual use in any debate or conversation and if you want to get into the specifics, the jewish founder Victor Berger made a lot of concessions to become politically viable. Far more often cited is Eugene Debs, who thought that working with unions was superior and led to the high quality working standards of the 1930s-1940s. Both were members of the Socialist Party of America, which would eventually turn into the DSA.
However how Mike uses "sewer socialism" is totally incorrect and out of place here, because he gives it as a solution to brain drain, but having more government jobs(specifically in public works) in no way correlates with bringing back educated people, rather it would create low paying jobs that those same educated people don't want and would be useless for them to apply to. If I may, the only "sewer socialism" in this clip is Mike's ideology
After this Mike sperged the fuck out on twitter and tried burning bridges with anybody offering light banter.
https://archive.md/8hWYb
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Who works for Mike?
One of his mods is Sushi Mama / Atheist Mama, an obese anti-SJW, turned radical DSA loving communist ogre lolcow who spergs out over shit like "SuperStraight" and use to make really cringe, awful videos "debunking" Christians. I did a mini OP on her you can find here. Noticing a pattern of virtueless trendhoppers latching onto whatever gives them a small bit of success? Screenshots are from her atheist anti-sjw youtube channel where she drunkenly ranted about how Justin Trudeau being a feminist is related to her being raped as a child.
Mike's mod would certainly know about lolcows
Imagine bragging on multiple platforms you donated 27 bucks to some commies
Claiming a 3yo can consent to gender transitioning surgery
Where to go from here?
Yesterday, Mike cried about his sped out on twitter, was streaming and complained he spent all last night screaming, while bemoaning his sugar daddy not streaming Mike then said "I should have listened to Hasan, he told me not to debate bad faith actors, that's his public position" but very interestingly, me as somebody who have never watched Hasan knows him better than Mike does, Hasan's public position is "I don't debate", Hasan refuses to engage in any debates good or bad because there's too much risk, so he plays commie e-bf instead. I only know this because I watched Destiny and found this out plus I've looked for Hasan debates in the past. It's very funny to watch Mike use Hasan's name like this and misattributed a stance to back up "Vaush bad". It's funny to claim that Vaush was the bad faith actor when Mike started shittalking him on stream first.
Mike will lose everybody around him he talks to on more than a strictly business relationship, he's too demanding, sociopathic, self centered and grifty for people to stick around, with the only other people willing to deal with him are lolcows like The Young Turks. Mike does ok on twitch but like 60% of his subs are from 2 people who are Hasan shills.
Mike will read this thread and lurk it because he's an obsessed loser lolcow who can't take any criticism.
Doxxxxx (spooky!)
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