Cultcow Mikemikev / Michael Coombs / Twinkle Toes / Velcro Pants - Pedo Teacher and Neo-Nazi, Advocate of Child Murder, Secret JewMuslim ANTIFA, A-Logs Null Constantly

[NobleGreyHorse]

The picture that Curt posted a couple of pages back, if that is a goblin from Harry Potter and the Noun of Othernoun as I think, is strangely apropos. That goblin is played by the deformed, big-headed Warwick Davis, a British midget who got his acting break in Return of the Jedi, as "Wicket the Ewok," who is initially scared of the Princess's hat. This notwithstanding, Davis manages to be so charming and affable that they routinely ask him to host panels and interviews at "Star Wars Celebration" events. Repeat: Even a literal dwarf who is famous for being short and having a big head is cooler than Mikey.

 

[Mikemikev]

Perhaps, but at least I'm not also an unemployed Welsh goblin getting mad at faggots on the internet

You're admitting that you're a total pussy? Kudos.

 

[unclestryker]

So you're pussy. No worries.

Why play a game you're not going to play.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The picture that Curt posted a couple of pages back, if that is a goblin from Harry Potter and the Noun of Othernoun as I think, is strangely apropos. That goblin is played by the deformed, big-headed Warwick Davis, a British midget who got his acting break in Return of the Jedi, as "Wicket the Ewok," who is initially scared of the Princess's hat. This notwithstanding, Davis manages to be so charming and affable that they routinely ask him to host panels and interviews at "Star Wars Celebration" events. Repeat: Even a literal dwarf who is famous for being short and having a big head is cooler than Mikey.

Let's be honest here...Mr. Hanky, a literal piece of shit is cooler than Mikey

You're admitting that you're a total pussy? Kudos.

So you're happy that you're unemployed Mike with no life? Good to know you finally admit it before I head out again.

 

[Curt Sibling]

It's funny that you can't slander me in the same way as the anonymous Americans because you know what I would do to you.

At least buy me flowers first, you tiny tease.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

At least buy me flowers first, you tiny tease.

Agreed, if the Welsh Goblin wants to play at being a man, he can at least act like one.

 

[Curt Sibling]

I drew this for my loyal handicapped fan, @Mikemikev...AKA - Little King Mike!

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

The yellow eyes of the Sith are a particularly nice touch, especially with the pinned pupils of the druggie -- because the only other cow so obsessive in his shitposts is Marjan "Faces of Meth" Siklic.

 

[Curt Sibling]

The yellow eyes of the Sith are a particularly nice touch, especially with the pinned pupils of the druggie -- because the only other cow so obsessive in his shitposts is Marjan "Faces of Meth" Siklic.

Our Mike has got one of the drawable fun faces I have seen in a while.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Sure, but he's too pussy.

Says the guy who's wimped out of at least three debates so far, in this thread alone.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Yep...Almost 5pm here in the UK. And our nazi rat has vanished on cue.
Mike must be leaving the autism resource centre for the day.
Let's hope he gets mugged on the way home.

 

[unclestryker]

Says the guy who's wimped out of at least three debates

We need a debate counter. Maybe something on the title.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

The thread title needs fixing in any case, because "Gentle Child Murderer" always sounded to me like he would murder them really gently. Sort of the opposite of the way news readers routinely call every murder "brutal." Maybe Mike would just overdose them on morphine in their sleep or something.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

The thread title needs fixing in any case, because "Gentle Child Murderer" always sounded to me like he would murder them really gently. Sort of the opposite of the way news readers routinely call every murder "brutal." Maybe Mike would just overdose them on morphine in their sleep or something.

 

[Mikemikev]

Yep...Almost 5pm here in the UK. And our nazi rat has vanished on cue.
Mike must be leaving the autism resource centre for the day.
Let's hope he gets mugged on the way home.

Well it could be worse. I could live in Glasgow.

 

[FataBataRang]

As usual, you are excellent at parody, @Curt Sibling.

The yellow eyes of the Sith are a particularly nice touch, especially with the pinned pupils of the druggie -- because the only other cow so obsessive in his shitposts is Marjan "Faces of Meth" Siklic.

I wonder, Curt, did you remember my Darth Mikeis post by any chance?

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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Mikeis the Unwise? I thought not. It's not a story the Lying Likes would tell you. It's a Nazi legend. Darth Mikeis was a Dark Lord of the Nazis, so bitter and so angry he could use the Farce to influence his warped brain to create... conspiracy theories. He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from acknowledging reality. The dark side of the Farce is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be autistic. He became so delusional... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his cool, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice Oliver Smith everything he knew, then his apprentice trolled him in his sleep. Ironic, he could save others from reality, but not himself.

 

[Mikemikev]

Says the guy who's wimped out of at least three debates so far, in this thread alone.

You were the one that ducked the debate.

As usual, you are excellent at parody, @Curt Sibling.

I wonder, Curt, did you remember my Darth Mikeis post by any chance?

No, nobody reads your stupid posts.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

You were the one that ducked the debate.

LOL, no. You ran and hid when you had the chance to do it here, ran and hid when you hand the chance to do it in PM, jerked off over IP addresses when you could have set it up in your own forum, then ran and hid when I offered to set it up for you, then ran and hid when, again, we offered to host it here.

You seem to forget that everything's recorded in this thread, so there's no use lying about it.

 

[FataBataRang]

No, nobody reads your stupid posts.

Silence, child, the adults are talking.

 

[LocalFireDept]

You were the one that ducked the debate.

Liar