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Saw this animation. Thought it was cool
>rana
>no beastboy or black steve

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAG, i mean half fag because he makes steve and alex act like a married couple which reminds me of that lego minecraft text which said steve was alex's boyfriend, then it does a 180 and becomes fag again because alex is supposed to be jeb but gender swapped.
 
Some made a mod called Resource Pack Guard meant to prevent xray and other "cheating" resource packs. Apparently it:
- Shows active resource packs with /rpg packs <player>

- Lets staff ban or watch suspicious packs from chat buttons

- Can require players to have the mod installed before joining
Naturally with those three features it shows that this is not a great execution, when the author posted about it on Plebbit they torched his ass for how useless this is.
 
Another mod here, someone made a mod based off that furry torture porn game. Complete with an edgy but decently made trailer:
I mean, it looks like it could work well for hardcore survival modpacks, and reading the mod page it seems that almost everything is a configurable option in case you don't like certain systems. 90% sure the guy trooned out during the 2 years he's been gone from the wider internet from what my very brief searching tells me, especially considering his entire channel seems to just coomery, plus the female avatar...yeah that's a 99% sure for me.
 
Another mod here, someone made a mod based off that furry torture porn game. Complete with an edgy but decently made trailer:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xZ2SrULiF6UI mean, it looks like it could work well for hardcore survival modpacks, and reading the mod page it seems that almost everything is a configurable option in case you don't like certain systems. 90% sure the guy trooned out during the 2 years he's been gone from the wider internet from what my very brief searching tells me, especially considering his entire channel seems to just coomery, plus the female avatar...yeah that's a 99% sure for me.
Casualties Unknown exploding into popularity surprised me but it's still not as fucking baffling as Changed.
 
Trying to make a decent Medieval modpack based around Conquest Reforged without it just being that mod and some minor additions. Anyone feel free to recommend me some, I prefer more obscure mods that aren't used in too many modpacks.
Casualties Unknown exploding into popularity surprised me but it's still not as fucking baffling as Changed.
Ah Christ, Changed. I remember someone telling me the full extent of that absolutely horror show of a game and reinforced my believe that the only tolerable amount of furfags can be counted on one hand. Furfag shit gets stupid popular if it's combined with dark themes that these motherfuckers love to fetishize, it's practically furry bait. Anything not directly furfag related but has these dark themes or allows you to enact upon your darker urges, the trannies and furfags will flock to your shit immediately. Look at Rimworld. Really proves the stereotypes, most stereotypes are based on reality after all.
 
"Bloat" is a retarded idea in a sandbox game oriented for children. It's like complaining that you have too many different kinds of Lego.
The guy who said "except I don't have to interact with extra legos" has a point tho. The problem with Minecraft's bloat is that it makes itself felt in a palpable way. It's not fun finding out you ran out of room on your quick inventory because your character automatically picked up fucking leaves you're never, ever going to want to use.
 
Just don't be a bitch, :smug:
On that note: How do people deal with The Nether? I've played Minecraft a few times over the years and I thought to myself, "This is it. I'm actually going to play through to the Ender Dragon this time." I slowly got my house in order, got diamond equipment and completed a half-built portal I found.

When I got to the Nether, I went a little ways from the portal, got ambushed by two skeletons, got ambushed by a set of pigs/pigmen while trying to escape that and before I could get enough space to heal I was dead. I prepared so hard, brought the strongest gear, brought plenty of food and I still got destroyed on my very first visit. What could I have done differently?

It's taken hours to get this far and now with all my stuff sitting in some random spot in The Nether I just feel like it was all a colossal waste of my time. I could turn the difficulty down but then again I could just play something else. Why is this game so much of a grind?
 
How do people deal with The Nether?
Depends on which biome I land in, but usually a cobblestone box around the portal while making sure to wear gold. Steadily working my way through the area until I find a nether fortress. Once I managed to get in and get Blaze rods, some Soul Sand and Nether wart though? I put it on hold and come back later.

Between Fire Resistance potions and making sure you wear some gold to pacify the Piglins, it becomes very trivial outside of fall damage and surprise Ghast attacks.

It's also why I advocated earlier in this thread for just having multiple throwaway sets of backup armor for cases like this.
 
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How do people deal with The Nether?
You either need to have an enclosed tunnel or just constantly be running everywhere all the time.
brought the strongest gear
The real strongest gear (1 defense point higher) comes from an ore you get by tunneling in the Nether for hours on end at low Y levels and you also need an item exclusively found in a structure where there are axe guys that two shot you and you have to duplicate said item with a bunch of diamonds. It's really gay.
 
On that note: How do people deal with The Nether? I've played Minecraft a few times over the years and I thought to myself, "This is it. I'm actually going to play through to the Ender Dragon this time." I slowly got my house in order, got diamond equipment and completed a half-built portal I found.

When I got to the Nether, I went a little ways from the portal, got ambushed by two skeletons, got ambushed by a set of pigs/pigmen while trying to escape that and before I could get enough space to heal I was dead. I prepared so hard, brought the strongest gear, brought plenty of food and I still got destroyed on my very first visit. What could I have done differently?

It's taken hours to get this far and now with all my stuff sitting in some random spot in The Nether I just feel like it was all a colossal waste of my time. I could turn the difficulty down but then again I could just play something else. Why is this game so much of a grind?
Diamond armor with a sword and shield plus fire damage reduction/nullification enchantments should make the nether pretty trivial for you. Also bring a bow for ghasts.

Nether fortress get your fortress loot and gtfo.
 



Why can't I find a normal fucking YouTube video about Minecraft anymore without it being some annoying tranny faggot.
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Hermitcraft is having a meltdown over Skizzleman holding the average opinions of a vaguely left-wing middle aged white guy, and not being dialed into the latest woke shit.

TL;DR - Regular Guy turned moderately-successful Minecraft Youtuber expresses Regular Guy opinions, is Literally Hitler for it.

Some enterprising sperg has combed through everything the man has ever said to find his "bigotry": https://x.com/SkizzleArchive ( Archive) (apologies, I don't know where to properly archive Twitter shit now that nitter is down)

This guy is a monster because he likes Dave Chapelle:
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Also because he got exasperated with being a caretaker for his wheelchair-bound father. Note the guy he's talking to, GoodTimesWithScar, is a wheelchair user due to a neuromuscular condition that developed when he was in his late teens.
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The whole Twitter feed is shit like this and frankly I don't have the patience to screenshot it all. Someone this nitpicky could make a good KiwiFarms thread author if they had different political leanings though :cool:

As a part-time watcher of Hermitcraft, Skizzleman seems like a nice, normal guy who sometimes sticks his foot is his mouth, and has no fucking clue how rabid and dogmatic fans are these days. If you dare look at Tumblr, you would think this guy is Literally JK Rowling/Hitler who wants to personally wheel GoodTimesWithScar into the gas chamber while shouting about how much he hates trans people. The Hermitcraft Reddit seems a bit less unhinged, which surprises me, given it's Reddit.

Not helping is that like the last time a scandal arose at Hermitcraft, the Hermits have been dogshit about responding. The main Hermitcraft twitter put out a weaksauce statement (Archive), and several Hermits have been vaguetweeting about the issue. (Archive) (Archive). Frankly they all should have just shut up and ignored this, and it probably would have gone away. At the very least, they needed a unanimous party line.

I don't have a read on every Hermitcraft members political leanings/wokeness, but while some members are fully infested with woke mind worms, I have a feeling most of them are of an age/upbringing where they agree more with Skizzleman. Another wrinkle is that Skizzleman is high school friends with long time Hermitcraft member impulseSV. Both Impulse and Skizz are also IRL friends with another long-time Hermitcraft member, TangoTek. Skizzleman also streams and interacts with mega-big Minecraft Youtubers Grian and GeminiTay frequently as part of the "GIGGS" group.

The key thing is that I'm sure every Hermitcraft knows their turbo woke and parasocial audience pays the bills, and that audience is calling for Skizz to be tarred and feathered.

I can see things devolving in a number of dramatic ways. Frequent collaborators (and ostensible "friends") like Grian and GeminiTay are outwardly woke enough to be two-faced fairweather friends and cut Skizz loose to save their own hides. Most of the others who aren't as close with Skizz will probably agree to dump him for similar reasons. They're either woke true-believers, or pretend to be enough that dumping the chud is no skin off their backs.

On the other hand, Impulse and TangoTek are real-life friends with Skizz, probably share many of the same opinions as him, and both seem to hold a lot of weight within Hermitcraft due to their tenure. It would be the ultimate weaselly act for Impulse and TangoTek to disavow Skizzleman (though pretty on brand for YT personalities), but it would also cause conflict within Hermitcraft if they go to bat for him.

Anyways, since Skizzlesman is basically calling for all troons and poons to be sent into the camps, I think we should adopt him here on the farms. ;)
 
Hermitcraft, and I am not a scholar I just occasionally check it out, is a victim of what I think of as MBMBAM Syndrome. It’s where the creators are frankly normal, a little older, classical liberal types who’s MO is “live and let live” before going about their day, but then the audience is full on Tumblr-brained, horrifically parasocial, and freak the fuck out at anything that isn’t full throated support of extreme gender bullshit.
It’s a total nothingburger and Skizz didn’t do anything bad, like literally nothing he’s just a guy, but the fan base is so nuts and so loud that they made it an issue and I’m honestly not sure how weird this situation may get.
Hell, I’m like 99% sure at least one of the girls is one of them nonbinary types and a few are certainly some flavor of gay, they’re just regular Millennials playing a fucking game.
 
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Hermitcraft members political leanings/wokeness, but Skizzleman - impulseSV - Skizz - TangoTek - Grian and GeminiTay frequently as part of the "GIGGS" group.
I can really tell I'm really out of the loop by not knowing anything being said here. - Anyway, overly online types having the fantasy of their favorite YouTuber ruined because they said 'haha' at a comedian, who cares. I'd rather they be real than say fake shit constantly.
 
It’s a total nothingburger and Skizz didn’t do anything bad, like literally nothing he’s just a guy, but the fan base is so nuts and so loud that they made it an issue and I’m honestly not sure how weird this situation may get.
Hard agree. I broke down the ways this could get weird in my post, but I just hope Impulse and TangoTek stick by their actual, real life friend. It also sucks if they boot him because Skizzleman made the (potentially unwise) decision to move to being a full-time Youtuber after he got onto Hermitcraft.

Hell, I’m like 99% sure at least one of the girls is one of them nonbinary types and a few are certainly some flavor of gay, they’re just regular Millennials playing a fucking game.
I'm showing my powerlevel here, but ZombieCleo is a theyfab (who ironically doesn't kick up a fuss when all the Hermits use "she"). GeminiTay may be some flavour of theyfab/bisexual/NB or whatever. It's a little mean to say it, but I think the other chicks (FalseSymmetry and PearlescentMoon) are too ugly IRL to be a spicy straight.

Edit: Actually wait, being uggo is usually why chicks claim to be NB/Bi/whatever. Well, none of the Hermitcraft chicks are great lookers anyway.
 
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