Minecraft

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I remember the original Pocket Edition. We had infinite bricks for some reason, zombies dropped feathers, and the world was just a cube floating in space with invisible walls.
It was glorious.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

I remember the original Pocket Edition. We had infinite bricks for some reason, zombies dropped feathers, and the world was just a cube floating in space with invisible walls.
It was glorious.

You can still play that version on PC. Along with this, you can download APK's that still work with multipayer. Even moreso, I still have the MCPE Demo on my Google account which is still the MCPE version, which is rad. - I played the hell out of the MCPE version with my lil' brother, enjoyed every second of it. Pirated, of course.

 

[Squawking Macaw]

In your complete and honest opinion, what do you think is the best Minecraft version?

1.17
I like the new Nether.
I like geodes.
I like tinted glass, deepslate tiles and moss.

I'm not upgrading past 1.17. The new wood types look nice but I can't stand the new cave generation that fills the world with...

retarded gaping anuses

...as @StacticShock very succintly put it.

 

[Molokroid]

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A tough problem. Proof of work feels the best anonymous, long term solution, as it could maybe work even without a centralized server, but that leaves these tranny SMP servers with pride flags everywhere open to being spammed with infinite accounts that are just regenerated. I am not exactly sure how they would implement the POW.

One random idea I had was using public/private key cryptography, where servers could use a client's public key to keep track of session, permissions etc and then use some kind of anti spam system to prevent blocked users from just regenerating their key and spam joining. Truly decentralized and Microsoft-proof method.
Knowing Trannies and their need for control, they will most likely just make a centralized auth server with a quirky URL like "blockga.me" or "craftmine.gay" so they can globally blacklist anyone who hecking disrespects them.

A Gummibar Washing Machine autist is posing ancient Minecraft lore in Lego City.
We've got Rubydung stuff, infdev stuff, beta villages...

https://x.com/MrLordSith/status/2028550608320340391

https://x.com/MrLordSith/status/2027955048534143422

https://x.com/MrLordSith/status/2028087970398392557

https://x.com/MrLordSith/status/2028084778725933281

https://x.com/MrLordSith/status/2027943484783534492

Archive everything, don't just dump Xitter links. Microsoft is getting aggressive.
Minecraft allegedly used copied code from an OpenGL tutorial:

Infdev had code to generate floating islands:

Functional floating islands recovered from the PS3 Version of MC:

PS3 MC attempted to add foam to waterfalls:




Villages from Minecraft Beta also in the PS3 Sourcecode:


The Xitter OP looks like an interesting individual, and he is indeed really into gummy bears. His other interests are Sonic, FNAF and Minecraft. The autism quadrilateral.

The Minecraft page on his site has SOVL and reminds me of simpler times. He even developed his own mod called "Voxels in time".
I do not really have anything negative to say. Looks like he just really likes these specific games.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

In reality, I think everyone’s favorite version is whichever one they had the best time with and what they mentally associate with the idea of Minecraft.
A lot of people like the older versions because those’re the ones they played on summer nights and it was simplistically beautiful, other people like the new versions because of added redstone components or just more colorful blocks, I’ve said it before but the best part about the game is how you can just pick and choose what type of game you want to play. Shit, if all else fails and you just can’t stand certain things like world generation there’s probably a mod for that as well.

 

[PandaChai]

In reality, I think everyone’s favorite version is whichever one they had the best time with and what they mentally associate with the idea of Minecraft.

The best version of Minecraft is whichever one springs to mind when C418's Sweden plays

 

[Boxless]

I remember the original Pocket Edition. We had infinite bricks for some reason, zombies dropped feathers, and the world was just a cube floating in space with invisible walls.
It was glorious.

Infinite Bricks was funny (and likely a counterbalance for the world having basically no clay), but Zombies dropping feathers is from pre-hunger.

 

[Heineken]

In your complete and honest opinion, what do you think is the best Minecraft version?

Big fan of 1.7.10 Official Release. Think it was around that time that the game started getting more bloated with crap that doesn't serve a purpose, but it wasn't super-noticeable back then.

Also, call me a boomer for this or whatever, but cooldowns on attacking with a weapon are retarded. "But it gets rid of the spam-" who cares. To me, at least, Minecraft isn't a game where fighting mobs should require serious thinking, it's a survival game where you make cool shit. If you want to use more than two braincells on fighting mobs, get mods. Haven't touched anything past The Combat Update specifically because I refuse to engage with the cooldowns, even if that update's 10 years old by now

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Infinite Bricks was funny (and likely a counterbalance for the world having basically no clay), but Zombies dropping feathers is from pre-hunger.

Man, a school night, playing Pocket Edition with my brother when we were supposed be in bed, it was a different time.
We found a dupe glitch and when we finally found a diamond to dupe it was like we invented nuclear fusion, we were so hyped because of how limited the resources were in those old worlds.

 

[Colon capital V]

I remember the original Pocket Edition. We had infinite bricks for some reason, zombies dropped feathers, and the world was just a cube floating in space with invisible walls.
It was glorious.

Pocket Edition may be responsible for Bugrock, as BE is built atop an android build of PE, but I'd be lying if I said early Pocket Edition didn't define what Minecraft meant to me when I was younger.
The UI, like Legacy, just had its own flavor to it ya know?

 

[crackers breakfast]

almost 10 minute recording of voice chat on kogama's shitcord
tried to archive and got this

 

[Lasagna4Dead]

I started playing minecraft when they added villager trading to the game and my favorite mod I will always have a soft spot for is tinkers construct because of its style of progression and add-ons mods you could place on it, I thought it was always how minecraft should have gone with its crafting system, especially considering how they added armor plating in more recent updates. But I also consider that people would be put off min maxing individual materials and modifiers as people still fight over enchantments to this day.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

Tinkers was a great mod for its time, but what made it dull to me was everyone and their grandpappy including it in their modpacks, it was the Create of that era in terms of inclusion. It did help me get into making my own modpacks though.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Tinkers was a great mod for its time, but what made it dull to me was everyone and their grandpappy including it in their modpacks, it was the Create of that era in terms of inclusion. It did help me get into making my own modpacks though.

And the modpack makers never went all in on adding materials to it, or patterns.

Plus all the completely unbalanced and overpowered materials that made instakilling weapons that led to transkii of botania to add retarded damage caps to his bosses

 

[Varretnon847]

Mojanigger cope for not adding vertical slabs.

If Hytale does take off (which I’m probably being too optimistic), then I hope it can at least bring competition and encourage Mojang to add features like this that should’ve been in the game more then 10 years ago.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I may be too autistic, I just can’t stand the way Hytale looks tbh. It’s like a shader and a weird texture pack and I just don’t vibe with it, but to be fair I have only seen it in passing so idk much about the game.

 

[Squawking Macaw]

>The phantoms are annoying
Just sleep retard

You can't argue they add worthwhile value to the game.

Phantoms are shitty but imo they're not even the worst mob added in 1.13.

Imagine you're making an ocean-themed update and you want to add a hostile aquatic mob, and sharks are off-limits because you don't want to demonize real animals, what will you choose? A sea serpent? A Kraken? An obviously fictional fish monster?

Nope. Let's add yet another variant of the most basic fodder mob in the game, which has a 6% chance to spawn holding a weapon that can two-shot you if you're not wearing armor. Let's take the barren gravel oceans of old Minecraft, fill them with fish, kelp, and all sorts of life, and then litter them with these obnoxious faggots that constantly harass you whenever you're near the ocean. Drowned aren't supposed to attack you if it's daytime and you're not in water, but the trident fags don't care and pelt you with their endless supply of forks anyway.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

Phantoms are shitty but imo they're not even the worst mob added in 1.13.

Imagine you're making an ocean-themed update and you want to add a hostile aquatic mob, and sharks are off-limits because you don't want to demonize real animals, what will you choose? A sea serpent? A Kraken? An obviously fictional fish monster?
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At least they don't fuck you up the ass when you don't sleep and then fuck off to where you can't hit them only to then rape you again.

because you don't want to demonize real animals

Still hilarious, by the way. Is the Killer Bunny still in the game? Because that's a literal demonization of an animal.

 

[harmy.kook]

Is the Killer Bunny still in the game

Not outside of creative mode.

weapon that can two-shot you if you're not wearing armor.

You know that's another fumble of their's as well I just thought about it:

When they buffed those other two armor enchantments, imagine if they buffed Projectile Protection so that it had a hidden, ever-increasing chance to knock back. projectiles? Imagine if you could combine it with Thorns and create instant kill deflection armor?

God I hate Mojank

 

[Batko Bandera]

Phantoms are shitty but imo they're not even the worst mob added in 1.13.

Imagine you're making an ocean-themed update and you want to add a hostile aquatic mob, and sharks are off-limits because you don't want to demonize real animals, what will you choose? A sea serpent? A Kraken? An obviously fictional fish monster?
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Nope. Let's add yet another variant of the most basic fodder mob in the game, which has a 6% chance to spawn holding a weapon that can two-shot you if you're not wearing armor. Let's take the barren gravel oceans of old Minecraft, fill them with fish, kelp, and all sorts of life, and then litter them with these obnoxious faggots that constantly harass you whenever you're near the ocean. Drowned aren't supposed to attack you if it's daytime and you're not in water, but the trident fags don't care and pelt you with their endless supply of forks anyway.

Honestly thought I was the only one who hates the Trident Drowned. So many items lost because they 420 quick scoped my boat and then proceeded to stone me to death like an Iranian woman who had sex outside of marriage.