Monkeypox General 🐒🦠 - Authorities are calling it Monkeypox. The UK has begun a rapid deployment of Smallpox vaccines to first responders.

[I am the Muffin Maker]

Now, imagine if fucking COVID did this to someone...

Yeah, no, it is fine...we won't cancel spreader events...

Spoiler: NASTY FUCKING SWELLING

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Don't know why they blurred out the ball bits.

http://press.psprings.co.uk/bmj/july/monkeypox.pdf

Clinical features and novel presentations of human monkeypox
in a central London centre during the 2022 outbreak: descriptive
case series

Scroll to the bottom for the money shots. Some of this stuff isn't going to heal. It will get into eyes, and mouths and go up to your brain.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Scroll to the bottom for the money shots. Some of this stuff isn't going to heal. It will get into eyes, and mouths and go up to your brain.

It can't be going to the brain often since only two people (one an AIDS-ridden faggot dying of cancer, the other I'm assuming also probably had AIDS) have died. Are there a small minority of fags being permanently crippled from monkeypox-derived brain damage?

 

[／Ｏｕｒ Ｌａｄｄｉｅ／]

It can't be going to the brain often since only two people (one an AIDS-ridden faggot dying of cancer, the other I'm assuming also probably had AIDS) have died. Are there a small minority of fags being permanently crippled from monkeypox-derived brain damage?

How would one be able to tell?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

This based preacher told us long ago:

https://youtu.be/t9aW5fy5HSo

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I wonder how long it’ll be until we see a load of women get the pox from their DL husband or boyfriend…
The media would be between a rock and a hard place, I tell you what.

 

[Koruu]

https://twitter.com/Slatzism/status/1554137199142178816

For those of you wondering, yes, this is from the San Francisco AIDS Foundation. You can't make this shit up.

Spoiler

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EDIT: Here's the link to the article in question:

https://www.sfaf.org/collections/beta/douchies-guide-to-a-dore-alley-without-fear-of-monkeypox/

Anyone get big "Hug a Chinese person" vibes from all this? I believe they call these "superspreader events," but maybe the definition changed in the past 20 minutes.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

It really is a sight to behold to watch my national media entirely avoid mentioning the fact that this is an entirely faggot-borne illness.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Anyone get big "Hug a Chinese person" vibes from all this? I believe they call these "superspreader events," but maybe the definition changed in the past 20 minutes.

Is Italy going to hold National Fuck A Faggot Day?

 

[NJBear]

CNN-Sept 02, 2022

-As Anal Ebola rages on in the world's largest cites, health officials now say the virus has mutated, in the water supply and linked to the Gay Sex parties. But world leaders say they will not stop the parties as they provide important health information and support for the gay community.

Thousands have been reported dying in the streets, homes and workplaces. Victims are found with entire lower intestinal track expelled from the body. Doctors believe the loss of blood my be the cause of death but some patients may have underlying conditions. Lockdowns in 100 cites require all residents to stay at home and wait for bottled water to be delivered. Gays will be issued a special passport to attend their local piss and sex parties.

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

CNN-Sept 02, 2022

-As Anal Ebola rages on in the world's largest cites, health officials now say the virus has mutated, in the water supply and linked to the Gay Sex parties. But world leaders say they will not stop the parties as they provide important health information and support for the gay community.

Thousands have been reported dying in the streets, homes and workplaces. Victims are found with entire lower intestinal track expelled from the body. Doctors believe the loss of blood my be the cause of death but some patients may have underlying conditions. Lockdowns in 100 cites require all residents to stay at home and wait for bottled water to be delivered. Gays will be issued a special passport to attend their local piss and sex parties.

Don't forget the elected official having dinner or getting their hair done and then nothing happening when they're caught.

 

[mindlessobserver]

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

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The ONLY part of this that is actually satire is the "embracing" part and that is debatable!

 

[Puerto Pollo]

Is Italy going to hold National Fuck A Faggot Day?

Nope, we have elections in two months and the biggest priority of the lefty government in charge is saving the country against Fascism (aka whoever doesn't suck globohomo corporate pozloads out of a black dick).

 

[mindlessobserver]

The ONLY part of this that is actually satire is the "embracing" part and that is debatable!

A part of me thinks the Babylon Bee is reading this thread. This has been our bitch for the last two months. If you are Gay, get the pox jab and not have sex for a few weeks. Done and done.

 

[Brazen Wanker]

I wonder how long it’ll be until we see a load of women get the pox from their DL husband or boyfriend…
The media would be between a rock and a hard place, I tell you what.

More likely it will be used to push the narrative that everyone's susceptible to the pox and anyone can get it, as not to tell the real story of how people got it. Sort of like how AIDS was technically something anyone could get, but was mostly limited to homos and other degenerates.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

More likely it will be used to push the narrative that everyone's susceptible to the pox and anyone can get it, as not to tell the real story of how people got it. Sort of like how AIDS was technically something anyone could get, but was mostly limited to homos and other degenerates.

There’s a lot of stories about DL guys giving their woman AIDS…

 

[Kenya Jones]

I'm not going to go through all the pages, but can yall give me a synopsis on how wrong you guys are about monkeypox?

 

[Cringe newfag]

I'm not going to go through all the pages, but can yall give me a synopsis on how wrong you guys are about monkeypox?

Most people here think it's a bad thing.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I'm not going to go through all the pages, but can yall give me a synopsis on how wrong you guys are about monkeypox?

Can Gay men please abstain from sex for 30 days?

 

[Kenya Jones]

Most people here think it's a bad thing.

Good.

Can Gay men please abstain from sex for 30 days?

They already are.