Musings of what I deal with - Aka Darwinian awards

[Humorous yet complex]

So as I mentioned I work as a peer support specialist and deal with clients who are just a LITTLE more shall we say off the radar screen. Well classic example happened when my coworker and I took a client to his physical recently. Client is 46 years old but acts like a preteen girl experiencing her first period. I’m roughly 15-20 years younger but I know better not to do any of this dumb shit he pulled. So he gets blood taken for routine purposes at the beginning and proceeds to not leave the nurse alone until he gets his results immediately. He then proceeds (and mind you he’s talking faster than a Lamborghini) to sit in the doorway of the exam room and claims he’ll stay there until Christmas. Then, he refused to believe his weight was accurate and unplugged the scale and on top of that thought his blood pressure was also wrong so he takes the cuff and all walks out of the building and chucks it in a nearby dumpster. More examples to come