my cat sounds like Diddy Kong - how do I monetize this?

[Cats]

my cat squeaks and ooks sometimes and sounds exactly like Diddy Kong. What can I do to turn this into sweet, sweet green dollars?

 

[Just A Butt]

buy him a red hat and tanktop and teach him to backflip

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Try Tiktok first then Instagram. Only two major platforms to monetize a cat.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

You can’t just post something like that and not drop a vid. How can I rate your catz mad skillz if you don’t dox the kitty?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Onlyfans?

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

Look at Kittisaurus. The content is mental anesthetic but she's got multiple channels and if you take any cues from her, you might be able to generate a following. Hell, you could go so low as to assign her political takes and foster engagement with the mongoloids online. I like Cole and Marmalade, RIP Cole

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

BAD KITTY! You swallowed my SNES again! I’m sending you to the pound to get euthanized.

 

[mr.moon1488]

And he's black? Shit, you got the next big rapper there.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Teach him to operate a go-kart, hovercraft, and plane.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Dream bigger, friendo. Money? Who cares.

You teach him to fetch you bananas, you get a steady supply of tasty treats and every 100 he brings you, you get to live again.

 

[Shidoen]

No one can out Diddy the Kong.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Nintendo will DCMA the shit out of anything you try to put out.

 

[GHTD]

And he's black? Shit, you got the next big rapper there.

They're only interested in gay white dudes from TikTok/SoundCloud rapping nowadays. Rap as a black genre is dead.

 

[Red Hood]

buy him a red hat and tanktop and teach him to backflip

But then you gotta put him in a barrel marked DK and throw the barrel hard enough to smash it open.

 

[Just A Butt]

But then you gotta put him in a barrel marked DK and throw the barrel hard enough to smash it open.

not if you are playing DKC2: DKQ

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Onlyfans?

Wrong type of pussy.

 

[draggs]

@Cats do you have your cat's consent to be posting all these nudey pictures of it all the time

 

[Cats]

lol no