My creationist friend told me he never wants to talk about evolution with me again - I showed him some things since then and he hasn't responded

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Have you tried debunking his personally held beliefs? That always convinces them to join you in euphoria.
 
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Zippocat's Revenge said:
Probably.

You should call him a pussy.
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I tried. That just made him made fun of me for my lack of sexual experience.

Swiss46 said:
Have you tried debunking his personally held beliefs? That always convinces them to join you in euphoria.
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I told him his ideology is a coping mechanism to help explain why shitty people sometimes have great lives while great people have shit lives. That just made him madder...
Why isn't everyone as euphoric as me???
 
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Tell him that denying all the overwhelming evidence of evolution is spitting in the face of god since if god exists then thats how he made the universe, something so old and complex that humans can't even fathom it. To deny his work is complete disrespect towards him and you will not hang out with a disrespectful chode.
 
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Permuto said:
Tell him that denying all the overwhelming evidence of evolution is spitting in the face of god since if god exists then thats how he made the universe, something so old and complex that humans can't even fathom it. To deny his work is complete disrespect towards him and you will not hang out with a disrespectful chode.
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Look into what seventh day Adventists believe.

-Man was created ~6000 years ago (along with the rest of the world)
-the flood was ~4000 years ago
-Jesus came ~2000 years ago
-Here we are today; the apocalypse

.. so yeah. That's what he believes....
 
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Penis Drager said:
Look into what seventh day Adventists believe.

-Man was created ~6000 years ago (along with the rest of the world)
-the flood was ~4000 years ago
-Jesus came ~2000 years ago
-Here we are today; the apocalypse

.. so yeah. That's what he believes....
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You forgot
-Woman with severe head trauma was a prophet
-Obsessed with health.
-Probably either a vegan or vegetarian because the woman with head trauma told them killing animals made men cruel.


You should tell him the universe is just a simulation of unknown age and may be in fact 2 seconds old.
 
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Not Really Here said:
You forgot
-Woman with severe head trauma was a prophet
-Obsessed with health.
-Probably either a vegan or vegetarian because the woman with head trauma told them killing animals made men cruel.


You should tell him the universe is just a simulation of unknown age and may be in fact 2 seconds old.
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I also never mentioned that their prophet(ess) plagiarized most of her work because I knew that would just make him extra mad.
He did try the vegan thing but he got sick and he stopped and assumed it was because sin or some shit. He still avoids pork and shellfish.

I made a joke about simulation theory and he told me I need myself some "discernment..."
 
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