My dad walked in on me playing my anime games and now he thinks I'm a queer, what do I do?

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

My dad invaded my safe space by barging into my basement apartment, clearly a violation of the lease agreement, and yelling about how I need to keep it down as he and my mom had to get up for work in the morning.

I was busy playing Akiba Strip at the time and he saw when I finished off a male enemy. I tried to explain to him that the main mechanic of the game was to disrobe the enemy characters in combat and that I was solely there for the girls in the game and that he had just came in at the wrong time.

Ever since he's been acting weird around me, he's been asking me if I've been interested in any girls recently, he's taken down all of his Jean Claude Van Damme posters in the garage, he gets very panicked I see him in his underwear and now he refuses to shower with me like we used to.

Is there anyway I can convince him that I am not a homosexual, or is our relationship forever ruined?

 

[PFM]

Don't most kids murder their parents and then stream their suicide when this sort of thing happens?

 

[Sultan Illìthæl of Isreal]

Have you tried Adderall? That's what I feed my kids when they act out of line.

 

[We Are The Witches]

What? What type of game are you playing that has that as a mechanic?

Is this for the Genshin Impact fans? Or avid VTuber watchers.

 

[Éamonn Ceannt]

 

[Cool Dog Returns]

Get topped so hes gay too

You still a pedo fag for playing those coomer anime games

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Here's what I did when a very similar thing happened to me.

Spoiler: Powerlevel

I was playing an online game and accidentally downloaded a virus and got so scared I jumped up and my pants were loose and fell down and as I was trying to pull them up a picture of a chick with a dick (100% FEMALE PENIS NOT GAY) popped up and my dad saw

Every time my dad is watching football or other sports I whip out my penis to show him that it is flaccid to prove I'm not gay. If he's watching the 5 o'clock news I whip it out and start furiously masturbating when there is a female newscaster on screen. This proves to him that I'm not gay. I also enrolled in ballet and crochet class to meet chicks. If you have a sister, make out with her in front of your dad so he sees how uncontrollable your heterosexuality is. I don't have a sister so I slap my brother on the ass like the manly football players do.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

What? What type of game are you playing that has that as a mechanic?

Is this for the Genshin Impact fans? Or avid VTuber watchers.

https://akibas.fandom.com/wiki/Akiba%27s_Trip

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Just play better anime game in front of him that don't have any confusing male enemys. Might I suggest the senran kagura franchise where you fight ninja women and shred there clothes off with sexy super moves or the gal gun series a railshooter where you have to fight of hordes off ladies with your "pheromones", make sure to hit those critical extasy shots and for good measure buy the dlc that gives all the women bigger tits or the 100$ dlc that let's you see though there clothes.
You'll still be a disappointment but at least you won't look like a gay disappointment.

 

[Patrick Not-Star]

Bang your mom in front of him.

 

[Jub Jub]

Why were you showering with your dad in the first place?

Nigga you both gay.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Why were you showering with your dad in the first place?

Nigga you both gay.

Well I'm sorry my dad loves me.

 

[peachlover669]

Fuck your dad, assert dominance.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Play Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball instead, he'll think you're based and straight pilled.

 

[Trump's Chosen]

Just bring your girlfriend over and ask her to cook your family dinner. If she doesn't look too manly, your father will believe your lie that you aren't a queer.

 

[Eternal Spirit of Light]

Stop being a queer.

 

[toe_schnitzel6969]

let your dad put his belt to good use

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Congratulate him for being so smart

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

This literally happened to me.

 

[dick brain]