My microwave died. What do?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

How will I make tendies now?

 

[Niggernerd]

Did you use a defibrillator or give it mouth to mouth?? If not please make funeral arrangements

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

@Agent Abe Caprine fill the microwave with c- ment and then shove your head in there.

 

[Honk Hill]

post about it on the internet

 

[TheRetardKing]

Test it out by dropping it in your bathtub.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Cook on your stove.

 

[Penis Drager]

Dismantling/trying to repair microwaves is actually one of the main ways amateurs in electronics with Dunning Kruger syndrome end up killing themselves.
You should try it anyway. Tendies are worth it.

 

[Born to Be Wasted]

Become the microwave.

 

[I am vomit]

Apply hammer

 

[Disheveled Human]

Remove the cpu fan off of your cpu and use the residual heat to cook with, or you know use the oven like a normal person.

 

[King Fructose]

Breathe very warmly on your food until it’s heated up.

 

[Loona]

eat the tendies cold

 

[Character from a movie]

Become the microwave.

Absolutely. Grab the plate with the food you wanna cook and start going in circles while you hum "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" loudly. Once your food is cooked, let a loud "BEEP BEEP BEEP" out.

 

[byuu]

Nothing. That's your mom's problem.

 

[Meat Target]

Microwave your microwave.

 

[Some JERK]

Fire is free. Start one in your living room.

 

[HERE YOU GO]

I fry nuggies and tendies in a deep fryer. Microwave makes them rubbery and the oven dries them out.

 

[Lucipurr]

Buy a new one like fuck bro there like 60 usd and you can get them at almost every store. No amount of money should get between a man and his tendies.

 

[ClipBitch]

Most tendies are precooked. Just put it in your mouth while frozen and wait for it to thaw.

 

[The Magnificence]

Guess you gonna starve to death, then.

If you could do that quietly, that would be great. Thanks.