My Skin is Full of Bugs

[karz]

I need to take out the bugs under my skin

 

[Lords Greatsword]

I read that title in the same cadence as this line from SH2

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Well get them out, trying using your nails or a knife.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Okay what kind of bugs are we talkin here, ants? centipedes? spiders? cicadas? Youre leaving out crucial information.

 

[𖦹Junkpop𖦹]

Literally all you have to do is take your skin off and then put it back on.

 

[Town Drunk]

 

[King George III]

Smoke more meth, I heard that helps.

 

[Ayana Otonashi]

set yourself on fire to get rid of the bugs

 

[Raven of the Burning God]

Probably just Morgellons.

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

Probably just Morgellons.

These people are lunatics.

 

[Tablet County]

That isn't bugs. It's your skeleton screaming to escape his fleshy prison. Will you answer his cries of sorrow?

 

[CEO of Gay]

Try taking more B-vitamins. They will make the DTs less horrible.

 

[Pina Colada]

Drink a can of Raid or two and post an update.

 

[souschef]

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

This shit ain't nothin' to me man.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

 

[TittlyWinks ;)]

Smoke more meth, I heard that helps.

Bingo. The thing they don't want you to know is that we all have bugs inside of us, meth or no meth. The meth just allows you to be aware of it, levels you up, if you will. They tell you they'll go away if you stop smoking the meth. No. That's just falling in line with the bugs master plan. No. Smoke meth. Smoke more meth. Get those bugs out of there by any means necessary! You may have noticed that the itchy/crawly spots get worse after you poke at them. That's just because you're winning. The bugs aren't happy. Keep going!

TL;DR Smoke more meth. Also the voices in your head are real and your significant other is in on it, too. The only way to get to the bottom of it and elevate yourself above these FUCKING MIND GAMES THEY PLAY WITH US is to... yes, smoke more meth. That is the only way to win in this fucked up game they're playing with us even though I don't deserve this I didn't do anything why would they do this to me I just needed her car I didn't mean for that to happen and anyways I think it was all to set me up anyways and anyways she deserved it and I don't.

 

[GratsTheat783]

Scabies. Get it checked.

 

[isalaide]

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