My wife does not believe that Christian Weston Chandler is real and I have a serious question

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

What quranic law can I use to justify beating her for this?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Sunnah of Chris 14:82 Thou shalt beat up those who deny the existence of CWC. Inshallah.

 

[Nice Comoesta]

Timothy 2-12
Do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man.

 

[Skitarii]

Sunnah of Chris 14:88

Ftfy