My wife left me what should i do?

[Peter Ballons]

My wife left me a few days go. I have been very depressed during this and i need help.

 

[Larkin N Likin]

Tell her she's smelly then buy a fancy new car you can't possibly afford to attract some teenage bimbo who will see you as a genius and stroke your ego until you inevitably drink yourself to death.

 

[Peter Ballons]

Tell her she's smelly then buy a fancy new car you can't possibly afford to attract some teenage bimbo who will see you as a genius and stroke your ego until you inevitably drink yourself to death.

Thanks new friend

 

[Blacklight]

Do you have any hobbies you used to do before you met your wife? Try going back to those as much as you can?

 

[Peter Ballons]

Do you have any hobbies you used to do before you met your wife? Try going back to those as much as you can?

Does feeding my obese cat garfield lasanga count?

 

[️ronic]

Create several fake Tinder profiles and constantly ghost her on dates.

 

[Homo neanderthalensis]

Celebrate. Make sure it is on tape and upload it to youtube.

 

[verygayFrogs]

 

[JohnLenin]

Spoiler: Alternatively

All in Minecraft of course.

 

[Monkey_Fellow]

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Spoiler: Alternatively

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All in Minecraft of course.

The only right answer.

 

[knobslobbin]

Spend all of your time on the farms, there's no pain here only friends and encouragement!

 

[GorillaGhost]

Finally have sex.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

1. Lose weight, get a better paying job (ideally after the divorce), and fake being gay with someone she’s be jealous of.
2. Lose weight, get a better paying job (ideally after the divorce), and move in with a younger woman. Ideally someone that was prettier than she was.
3. Lose weight, get a better paying job (ideally after the divorce), and actually go gay with someone she’d be jealous of just so she’ll have the eternal shame of being a man’s last woman before coming out.
4. Move to another country, find a younger prettier woman, get a better remote job from another country that you never disclose to her, and live like a king. Laugh at any attempts by her to garnish your wages.