My wife wants an open relationship - and I don't think her boyfriend is too happy about it

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

For anyone who has gone through this, how did you get your wife's boyfriend to agree and how did you keep him from hogging the Nintendo Switch since he had more free time? I'm worried he could accidentally delete my animal crossing in that situation.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

How I prevented my wife's boyfriend from using the Switch was telling him he could only use it if he paid for NSO. The high price tag and low quality of the product was a really good deterrent.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Blackmail always works. If it doesn’t, you could always hold a family member hostage.
Nothing says compliance like seeing dear ol granny neck deep in scorpions.

 

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

Just hold him at gunpoint until he gives you his credit card number. Yeah who's laughing now, Jerry.

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

Divorce. She keeps the house, the money and the kids, you get to keep the switch, and boyfriend keeps what was rightfully yours.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Divorce. She keeps the house, the money and the kids, you get to keep the switch, and boyfriend keeps what was rightfully yours.

Or in the case of people like Jonah Bex, the husband probably keeps the boyfriend too.

 

[stares at error messages]

1. Say you already thought you were in one and that you have a second family.

2. Hire actors to play the second family. Make sure you're second wife is much hotter then your current.

3. Insist on making your current wife meet your second wife and family.

4. You second wife is into the open relation ship thing too, but she does not like your current wife.

5. Tell your current wife that she is a dumb frumpy whore and that you were getting sick of here any way and want to move onto wife number 3, so you want current wife to give you an annulment because an open marriage isn't a real marriage.

6. After the annulment, find a women who is not a retard.

 

[stares at error messages]

Be open with your wife about how you don't like this idea and you will be suing her for alienation of affection in South Carolina, where you can still sue for that.

 

[Caesare]

Murder/suicide.

 

[Dysnomia]

Threaten to stop spending time with your wife's son.