my worst thread ever - sneed

[TVB]

@PizzaPoppa and I have been having a conversation on how a Christ Stuckmann lolcow thread would be implemented

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Stuckmann

Chris Stuckmann is a film "critic" who got into film after leaving Jehovah's Witnesses. No, I'm not kidding. He even admitted to this

And these fucking top comments believed in this shit
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He also has been interviewed about this on Double Toasted

@PizzaPoppa has written a Google Doc providing commentary with timestaps included

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ksdIcEJtj6r-iX3YmdJAeEJKj7i_V0PwyPIHEdIZ1Ps/edit

His notable videos include the ones where he grows up with shit

And he has proven to be a consoomer who will defend Disney-era Star Wars and get pissed over RLM

EDIT: adding more detailed information. More information coming soon

EDIT: ninja'd the thread is as good as dead and writing this was a mistake on my behalf

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Okay, where's the funny?

 

[Vect]

He has the world's most punchable face but from what I've seen he's not exactly interesting.

 

[Beautiful Border]

Being a lolcow is when you... leave a cult? Huh?

 

[StMaryPiper]

I know this eceleb and there’s so much more to this than that. Where’s his constant cock sucking of modern Star Wars? Where’s his cringe Twitter posts? Where’s his horrible crossover with Nostalgia Critic. This is the worst OP for a thread I have ever seen and you should feel bad about it

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I've seen a couple of his videos, and they're ok-ish? If he's a lolcow, you need to provide more shit.

 

[Red flaming panda]

This OP tells me jack shit about this guy other than people like his videos.
You need to provide us examples as to why he's a lolcow. Showing a screenshot of his fans leaving positive feedback gives no real insight into his character or weird quirks.

 

[Biggie Smalls' Taint]

Did he fuck your boyfriend, OP?

Stuckman is a bit cringy but what about him makes him a lolcow? Where are the arrest warrants, the discord grooming screenshots, dick pics, anything?

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Yeah I don't really see how he's a lolcow. I mean the only thing that can be considered kind of lowcowish is that he hates the Star Wars Prequels as much as RLM hates them, but that's not really anything interesting and opinions regarding the Prequels are subjective.

 

[TVB]

I've seen a couple of his videos, and they're ok-ish? If he's a lolcow, you need to provide more shit.

Okay, where's the funny?

Did he fuck your boyfriend, OP?

Stuckman is a bit cringy but what about him makes him a lolcow? Where are the arrest warrants, the discord grooming screenshots, dick pics, anything?

Try to be patient. I'm writing more detailed information

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Try to be patient. I'm writing more detailed information

You registered in 2018, and have 13,000 posts? Nigger, how do you not know how this works?
You write the full thing beforehand, nobody likes being told to wait for the good part with a boring intro.

 

[TVB]

You registered in 2018, and have 13,000 posts? Nigger, how do you not know how this works?
You write the full thing beforehand, nobody likes being told to wait for the good part with a boring intro.

Again, there is more I am writing about, which explains the disclaimer I will "write more information." You can't expect me to write shit faster, you literal retard

EDIT: I've made a mistake writing this thread

 

[Beautiful Border]

Again, there is more I am writing about, which explains the disclaimer I will "write more information." You can't expect me to write shit faster, you literal retard

Shouldn't have posted the thread yet then, should you?

 

[TVB]

Shouldn't have posted the thread yet then, should you?

Which is why I made such a mistake to do so

 

[Suburban Bastard]

EDIT: I've made a mistake writing this thread

Yeah I'm going to give you one, and only one, piece of advice. Stop posting in this thread, take the L, and move on.

 

[TVB]

Yeah I'm going to give you one, and only one, piece of advice. Stop posting in this thread, take the L, and move on.

That's exactly what I'm doing. This is my only lolcow thread and it failed miserably, therefore I'm moving on from it.

Mods, lock it up

 

[Canoodler]

OP is gay

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

you should write failed OP in the thread title

 

[Product Placement]

Please look at any other thread to see how your OP should be done.

Very first thing should be a run down of who they are, which is totally missing. This should always be the first big section of any threads. You follow that up with other subsections covering any themes, arcs and the such.

Here is a good one to look at in terms of format

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/andrew-tate-top-g-cobratate.127428/

Nothing wrong with editing and asking for feed back on what to add as you go/what to improve, but this is a shocking awful start if this is what you were planning and will only lead to the mocking you have got here rather than any help.

Also archive everything

To those saying take the L, don't listen to them, put the work in to fix this mess of a thread. Learn from your fuck ups. don't just run away.

 

[Coelacanth]

Word of advice - if your username ended up in the Hall of Shame thread, then maybe it would be a good idea to lay low and changed your name to something that ISN'T still connected to your accounts outside of the Farms. By making a bad OP like this, you're pouring gasoline on the fire and only have yourself to blame.