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Featured on Jul 27, 2022 by Null: Nader's domestic violence caught on tape inspired a full write-up about the Beauty Parlor's favorite Egyptian-Canadian meth head.
In the spring of 2021, Queen of the Deathfats and Lolcow Supreme Chantal Sarault started dating. As with everything else Chantal involves herself in, this quickly became a shitshow of epic proportions. Before long, she discovered the man she would become obsessed with and ultimately bring to the attention of the Farms: a “super hot” then-40 year old Egyptian immigrant by the name of Nader Elshamy.
So who is this dashing Arabian prince? What does he do? What’s he all about? Where to begin!
As best we can piece together, Nader Elshamy was born in the mid 1970’s in Egypt. As a child, he tragically burned to death in a kitchen fire. The end.
But then in 1981, his mother gave birth to another son and decided since things worked out so well the first time, she’d name this kid Nader as well.
Things will only get darker and more confusing from here.
ENTRY INTO THE GUNTIVERSE
Although she initially tried to keep his identity secret, Chantal is a very stupid woman and managed to dox him almost immediately. However, she did try her best, at first only referring to him as "Dom" and offering only her rendition of his face:
Accurate.
This, plus her flashing his name on her caller ID when she excitedly announced to her livestream audience that he was (against all odds) calling her back, was enough for us to begin unravelling the identity of this mysterious pig fucker.
This quickly led to his Facebook account, and from there, we were able to discover the identities of this three brothers and sister:
https://www.facebook.com/nabil.elshamy.79
https://www.facebook.com/naeem.elshamy
https://www.facebook.com/elshamyhamo
Mama Elshamy with Brother Nabil:
This was helpfully confirmed by Nader himself when he had Chantal produce a truly embarrassing video for him called, "The Sons of Elshamy".
That said, there is some evidence to suggest that Nader might not be the firstborn (living) son after all. His brother's Facebook indicates that he's two years older than Nader, and Nader's mother took this other brother's name (I'm not sure how the custom works exactly, but this also seems to indicate he's older). It's really impossible to say whether Nader is actually a younger son, or if his family is just so ashamed of him that they're slowly memory-holing the lying cunt.
THE BIRTH OF A LEGEND
Nader 2.0 was born either on October or November 10th, 1981.In spite of his tendency to present documents such as passports to his YouTube audience, we’re still not sure what his birthdate is. (Edit: Since he recently confirmed on a livestream that his zodiac sign is Libra, it seems his birthday is in fact October 10. Probably. He's an unreliable narrator of his own life, though, so who knows.) Further, although he claims to be from Alexandria, he exhibits very little knowledge of Alexandrian landmarks (such as the site of the famous lighthouse) outside of name dropping some restaurants he claims to have worked at (and which have universally terrible reviews).
Arabic Kiwis have speculated he’s a bit of a bumpkin based on his shitty accent and clear inbreeding, and are somewhat mystified by his lack of any discernible Egyptian cultural values or knowledge.
Nader makes a number of claims about his background, some of which have been debunked, others of which remain merely implausible. Unfortunately, Nader is surrounded by ignorant, fat white women who are unlikely to challenge him on any of these stories. While many of the details are inconsequential (such as him being a stage magician at one point, despite only showing his current audience very occasional, very dumb card tricks that wouldn’t fool your average six year old) or hilariously easy to disprove (such as formerly being a professional soccer player) they do add an air of intrigue that appeals to a certain kind of extremely retarded woman.
According to Nader, he worked part time as a dishwasher in his youth. This is where he first learned to cook. Tragically, his father died of brain cancer when Nader was 17. Taking on the mantle of the head of the family, Nader heroically left school and worked to support his mother and many siblings. This is where he first learned to cook. But in spite of not being able to go to school, he also somehow obtained a certificate qualifying him to do some sort of work as a mechanic, and he soon found work on a cargo ship. This is where he learned how to cook. Nader claims that he had to drop out of mechanic school and offers that as a reason as to why his papers refer to him as a mechanic’s assistant, third class, when he was in fact the chief mechanic and a Very Big Deal on the cargo ship. This was debunked by one of the team of angry female YouTubers who have made it their mission to expose him, and who was able to explain that had he actually dropped out of school he would have lost his sea passport and position on the ship (which was almost certainly a menial one). While he served as a bigshot mechanic on the ship, Nader claims to have traveled to 28 different countries, and that this is where he first learned to cook. Once he returned to Egypt he took a job at a restaurant, where he first learned to cook. He also immediately immigrated to Canada, where he learned how to cook.
COMING TO CANADIA
Nader claims he first arrived in Canada in 2009 (or 2010, depends who he's talking to). He’s fond of implying that he was granted refugee status in the aftermath of the Arab Spring revolution. Scholars of history will point out that this did not happen until after his alleged arrival date in Canada. Alternate theories include Nader being involved in a large strike organized by employees of a major shipping company (which would mesh with his work on the cargo ship… except his timeline has him working at Alexandrian greasy spoons at that time) or that he was driven out of the country for being gay. He’s occasionally ranted about the Egyptian president being a dictator (though he never specifies which president) and according to Chantal at least, has stated that he could never return to Egypt under penalty of being hanged. He has referred to watching his best friend die in his arms due to a drug/booze overdose, so this would seem to argue for the gay theory, as well as supporting the story of the impoverished and tragic eldest son supporting his widowed mother and many siblings.
On the other hand, he insists that he comes from a wealthy family and personally, alongside his many siblings, owns several pieces of desirable real estate. He could go back any time, he says, and live a life of luxury. Instead, when we first met him he was renting a room in a traphouse in Gatineau Quebec, and had been working a casual day labor/construction job through the miserable Canadian winter. All to support his wealthy family back home. What a man!
Too bad he does everything so badly.
THE CLOTHES
Nader dresses very badly.
THE DANCING
Nader dances very badly.
THE SINGING
Nader sings very badly.
THE FOOD
Nader is a bad cook. He is bad at cooking. His food is very, very bad. This cannot be stressed enough. He’s been compared to both Kay’s Cooking and Jack Scalfani. Both these other cows are considered to be superior chefs: Kay because at least she knows she sucks, and Jack because at least his creations occasionally embody the spirit of food, even if it’s prepared terribly. In contrast, Nader's abominations are frequently an insult to the very concept of food.
In an unusual twist for a chef with 20 years experience, Nader lacks any sort of basic knowledge regarding cooking or prep techniques, flavor profiles, or even proper kitchen hygiene. Burners and ovens are used only on their highest temperatures, seeming to indicate he grew up with only a single kerosene burner to cook on. He has bragged that he can cook any meal within 20 minutes and seems to think this is a boast a real chef would make. The untrained eye might be fooled into thinking he has great knife skills, but he is unable to sharpen or maintain his tools, consistently fails to cut anything into uniform shapes or sizes, and often just hacks at shit with his increasingly blunt chef’s knife until it’s mush. It just looks competent because he does it really, really quickly, often while making creepy and sustained eye contact with the camera. (This is foreshadowing.)
Nader is fond of reinterpreting classic recipes His Way. This has lead to classics such as Roast Chicken My Way:
He spatchcocked it by cutting through the breast. As you do.
Fried Chicken My Way (aka Chicken Sushi soaked in grease):
Pounded, Stuffed Beef Tenderloin My Way:
Tuna My Way:
He steamed that fish for over 90 MINUTES, then bragged that it tasted just like canned tuna.
Lasagna My Way:
Note the pot of ricotta cheese on the stove. It'll cook for the better part of an hour before he slops it onto the lasagna, which will be wrapped like a parcel with all those noodles. Note also the smoothies that were prepared hours in advance but which won't be served until dinner.
And my personal favorite, Beef Stroganoff My Way:
Bonus: He doesn’t believe in throwing out cooking oil.
Despite his insistence that it is “not a cooking channel,” his YouTube content largely consists of him wasting hundreds of dollars of ingredients while ranting for hours. He typically prepares elements of the meal separately, leaving each to become cold and greasy while the next component is being burned. He is also famous for his smoothie creations. These typically consist of random, clashing fruits, curdled milk, vanilla powder, and frequently, fresh mint.
Initially, Nader would present a certificate when challenged on his cooking skills. This was quickly revealed to be an out-of-province, expired Food Handling Certificate, which can be earned online over the course of an afternoon and is considered an impressive credential for high school students working their first fast food job. Once revealed to be bullshit, the certificate stopped appearing.
We do, however, have video evidence of him working in a food service capacity, so at least that certificate got some use.
Again, in a nice little twist of karma, it was a woman who exposed him as a fraud, but honestly, anyone with eyes (and a sense of taste) can see what a shitty, shitty chef he is. Nader has used every tool at his disposal, from condescension to bullying, to silence this uppity female, but since he's not allowed to leave the country, she's probably safe. Probably.
UPDATE: Nader has recorded a reaction to some of her greatest hits. It goes about as well as expected.
THE DRUGS
Nader has a drug problem. By his own admission, he’s a violent drunk, especially when consuming tequila. He’s a regular pot smoker and claims to smoke two 25-packs of cigarettes a day (that’s $900 a month just on tobacco, if anyone’s wondering). He is alleged to have used cocaine, MDMA, and mushrooms with Chantal, who further alleges to have found meth and poppers in his possession. Watching Nader in action leaves very little doubt that the man is an absolute fiend.
THE CHARITY FRAUD
To the surprise of precisely no one, Nader was accused in July 2022 of collecting money for charity and then not delivering. True to form, Nader attempted to gaslight and bully his detractors into believing that while they THINK they saw him collect $180 for charity, and THINK they heard him say he'd match these donations, the receipt Nader showed for donating $50 is actually legit and represents all the money he collected. If you press him on this, he’ll just start ranting about how you hate the children’s cancer hospital he was collecting money for and then stop talking.
One of his biggest critics in this arc is a fat white woman who… Wait, no. It’s a fat white man! Gary Unfiltered is a reaction channel that went after Nader for this charity thing. A class act as ever, Nader responded by making a video mocking Gary’s mental health and child sexual abuse (topics which Gary speaks quite openly about) and implied that Gary invited his own rape as a child because he’s crazy and also secretly gay. He further went on to say that if HE had raped Gary as a child, Gary would still be unable to walk (geddit? Because Nader’s cock is HUGE and ass raping children is HILARIOUS). He finished up by saying that he has great respect for “mental health people” (obviously) but that they can’t really be trusted to know or observe anything accurately because, y’know, crazy.
THE WOMEN
All of this is amusing and all, but where Nader really shines is with the fairer sex.
NADER’S GALLERY OF DESPERATE BITCHES
Nader loves female attention. Unfortunately, he fucking hates women.
Our snaggletoothed lothario apparently began dating soon after he first arrived in Canada. Evidence exists of a normal-looking woman named Samantha who seemed to be his girlfriend, but not much is known about her. As we will see, she might have been the first, last, and only intelligent and self-respecting woman he dated. She was also not fat.
THE STABIBI INCIDENT
The first interesting relationship Nader had was with a woman named Delphine Dyson. This was discovered when searching for Nader's Facebook account. We discovered two Facebook accounts for Nader Elshamy of Gatineau, but the url for one of them was https://www.facebook.com/delphine.dyson.1 . Apparently, Delphine gave Nader control over her Facebook account at some point (creepy) or else just changed her own Facebook account to make it look like it belonged to Nader (creepier). Or maybe Nader made a Facebook account for himself and created a vanity url with his then-girlfriend's name (creepiest).
Setting the tone for his future relationships, Delphine was a fat white woman. Also in keeping with his future flings, his relationship with Delphine seemed to be troubled at best, fueled by drugs, and ended in violence.
Details are sketchy and Leafland privacy laws make it difficult to find court records, but ultimately, Nader went to prison for two years. Apparently, he and Delphine were having a fight, Delphine’s male cousin tried to intervene, and Nader just straight up stabbed the dude. Nader claims the cousin was blocking the door and refusing to allow him to leave, actions he characterizes (perhaps accurately) as kidnapping. He further claims that he lost his phone and was unable to prove that Delphine had been texting him in the lead up to the stabbing, which would OBVIOUSLY have exonerated him and which OBVIOUSLY couldn’t have been verified by the phone company. We only have Chantal's word for it, of course.
While Nader was in jail, Delphine died of natural (albeit obesity-related) causes. This was convenient for Nader, who has stated that “god took her away before I could kill her,” a threat he would go on to direct at Chantal as well.
It's cool though, he went to court-mandated anger management therapy once he got out of prison. He failed the program the first two times, but the third time he did well enough that he's now off probation and a free man!
BRING OUT THE GUNT
Nader’s relationship with Chantal is one of star-crossed lovers. Although both sides claim it was originally only supposed to be a hookup, Chantal’s severe mental illness quickly led her to “fall in love” with the first man to pay significant attention to her in years, and Nader’s instinctive grifting sensibilities quickly pegged Chinny as the juiciest mark he’d encountered in ages. It was truly a modern love story.
Chantal did a lot for Nader, starting with paying him to stay home with her rather than go to work at his construction gig. Soon she was buying him clothes, groceries, cigarettes, paying his rent, buying him a phone in her name, and setting up a YouTube channel for him, for which she purchased him a $1700 iPad Pro. Conservative estimates of Chantal’s spending on him within the first year easily hit the mid five digit range. Meanwhile, Nader gave Chantal gonorrhea, trichomoniasis, chlamydia, and some pretty impressive bruises on her floppy gross tits. They met in the spring of 2021, but didn’t officially start dating until October of that year, during a luxurious trip to Toronto (paid for in full by Chantal, naturally). This relationship lasted under a week, although Chins went on to retcon the entire affair to be a “year of abuse” and also bought herself an incredibly tacky “engagement ring” a month after they'd broken up (a Disney Jafar ring, LMFAO).
He said he'd pay her back if she bought it for herself.
To this day, Chantal will not let this go and regularly inserts herself into Nader-related drama.
MAE ANDERSON
Mae is an elderly woman and an early fan of Nader’s -- and is absolutely nuts. She has a YouTube channel where she makes sad, barely coherent videos about Nader and her experiences with him. Her daughter previously had a YouTube channel about how she was healing from living with her narcissistic, abusive, crazy mom. When the Nader drama kicked off, the daughter quickly deleted her channel and faded into obscurity. Mae's daughter, you are officially the closest thing we have to a winner.
In the summer of 2021, shortly before Nader and Chantal made it official, Mae flew from California to Ottawa to meet Nader at a hotel to, and I wish I was joking, “try his cooking”. Mae alleges that Nader arrived at the hotel, drank a mysterious fluid out of a prescription bottle, and raped her. Mae flew home and filed charges.
While few Kiwis take Mae at her word, no one believes Nader is incapable of raping an elderly woman. Truly, the only really convincing element in Mae’s story is that Nader is absolutely a degenerate piece of shit, and no one would be surprised to find out he’s raped old ladies before.
It is possible that Nader will have a hearing in Canada regarding these charges on August 3rd of this year, so stay tuned!
DEEDEE DUMDUM DOODOO
Debra Ann Colbeck (aka Debbie Ann Colbeck, aka Deedee, aka The Lachine Linebacker) is perhaps the most difficult character to understand in this drama. A surprisingly put-together professional woman, she initially claimed that she and Nader were old friends who had met through her then-boyfriend (now deceased) who was also Egyptian. Their story goes that they met while Deedee and her boyfriend were dining at a restaurant Nader worked at, eleven years ago. No wait, it was twenty years ago. No, um… yeah, eleven. Uh… Thirteen? What was the name of the restaurant? I mean, it was a long time ago. Who remembers details like that?
What’s known for sure is that Deedee was a fan of Chantal’s prior to (re)connecting with Nader. Evidence suggests that their “old friends” story is bullshit, but regardless, Deedee saw an ugly, erratic, drug-addled Arab with a propensity for violence, and decided she could do with some of that.
Deedee would Uber from her home in Lachine (a suburb of Montreal) to the traphouse in Gatineau, a roughly $200 trip, on a weekly basis throughout the winter of 2021. Eventually, in late March of 2022, Chantal paid for Nader to move into Deedee’s condo, as she was somehow convinced they were “just friends” and that she and Nader would be getting back together as a real couple any day now.
That brings us to the absolute shitshow that is the spring and summer of 2022.
THE HARAM HAREM, or 1,001 ARABIAN POLICE REPORTS
In an absolute indictment of women in general, and fat white women in particular, Nader quickly amassed a following of brain damaged bints who figuratively (and sometimes literally) fellate the skinny junkie as he pretends he wanted his chicken stuffed with green peas to turn that shade of black in the oven.
I wish I was joking about the peas.
While the vast majority of the harem are old, fat, white women, it should be noted there are a few younger, not-obese, and dark skinned women among them, proving that stupidity and desperation transcend race, age, and diet. There's even at least one male Islamic fundamentalist who's thrown in, and is certainly not a deeply closeted gay man who's fallen for Nader's charms. What they all have in common, though, is absolute insanity.
On February 24, 2022, Chantal filed a complaint with the Gatineau Police, accusing Nader (who was still on probation for the stebbing incident) of physically abusing her, anally raping her, and kidnapping/confining her at the traphouse in Gatineau. This resulted in a peace bond (basically a restraining order) against Nader, which Chantal openly flouted by creating fake Facebook accounts to contact him whenever she felt like it. On February 27, Chantal withdrew her police statement making these allegations. The Crown would eventually drop the case, and the peace bond would eventually expire. Initially, when attempting to recant her statement, Chantal told the police that the abuse totally happened, but that she wasn't in a fit mental state to pursue charges. Then she told them she was "deeply in love" with her abuser, and finally just declared that she was "psychotic" when she made the report in the first place. Later, she accused Deedee of coercing her into retracting her statement. Leaked audio would eventually give Deedee's side of the story, where she claims to have advised Chantal on how to withdraw charges at Chantal's request and only after Chantal had contacted her asking for help. That is to say, she told Chantal to go to the fucking police station and tell them she wanted to retract her statement, but didn't admit to anything coercive. This is significant, since she didn't know she was being recorded. It seems probable that Deedee's advice to Chantal was less about intimidation than about Chantal's own flabbergasting lack of resourcefulness and problem-solving skills.
Despite the charges eventually being dismissed, Nader was initially taken in for questioning, an outrage he would not soon forget (even though he faked being sick, meaning the police had to take him to the hospital, meaning their interrogation was cut short). For some reason, rather than cutting the obviously unstable Chantal out of his life, Nader decided that he wasn’t done financially milking her and sexually humiliating her just yet. This culminated in him convincing Chantal to perform oral sex on Deedee at her Lachine condo on the night of March 26-27. It was during this threesome, one day before Chantal's birthday, that it finally occurred to Chantal that Deedee and Nader had been fucking all along. Her subsequent meltdown carried over to her Cuba trip, which began the day after her birthday, on the 29th. During this trip, Chantal got fantastically drunk and told her livestream about the threesome, down to describing the color and taste of Deedee's pussy (grey and sardine-like, respectively). Nader and Deedee didn't comment on the situation at the time, but leaked audio from Deedee would eventually confirm Chantal's version of events.
Yes, I know. Chantal DIDN'T lie. I'll give you a moment.
On April 1, 2022, Deedee livestreamed on Nader’s channel, claiming that Nader had been arrested again. Over the course of several hours, she worked the harem into a tizzy, with many sending generous superchats for bail and other legal costs. Later that day, it was revealed to have been a lie. While some might assume that it was merely a really bad April Fool’s prank, Nader insisted that he had orchestrated it in order to “teach a lesson” about not believing everything you hear on the internet. Deedee, who works from home and has a respectable position at an import company but who nevertheless spent the day milking the harem for their SSI money, was reportedly formally reprimanded for wasting company time.
After her return from Cuba, Chantal continued meeting Nader at hotels ranging from “nice” to “terrible” to “is that a fucking sex chair in the corner?” and even attempted to rent an apartment to serve as their Montreal love nest. Although Chantal and Nader tried to keep this on the downlow, a reaction channel couldn't resist calling a hotel Nader was streaming from, and managed to confirm that Chins was a registered guest there. Chantal finally confessed to seeing Nader during this time period, but not until May 14. She would also later claim that Nader abused her during this time as well, slapping her in the face for forgetting to order takeout octopus for him during one of their hotel stays.
These hotel trysts ended abruptly when Deedee and Nader not only officially announced their couplehood, but it was revealed that they are in a BDSM relationship, with Deedee having signed a slave contract. This explains a perplexing video from Deedee’s birthday in April, where Nader served her birthday cake in what appeared to be a dog dish. It also explains statements of Nader’s, wherein he claimed he would never leave Deedee’s condo and that it was “mah house” now.
How did we discover this BDSM situation? A poorly managed and rebellious harem, that’s how.
Nader’s mods are among the most insufferable, embarrassing women on the planet, who inexplicably all want his drippy, green, gonorrhea cock. So of course they’re all shady bitches who are not to be trusted, and of course Deedee – that paragon of good judgment – trusted them. In particular, she was “woman to woman, like a sister” with one Jennifer Korvina.
JENNIFER KORVINA, PRETTY JEANIUS, AND ALL THEM OTHER HOS
Jennifer Korvina, aka Jennifer Lee Stanfield aka Jennifer Lee Reed, is arecently-retired member of the USAF a valor-stealing cunt. A former confidante of Deedee and moderator on Nader’s channel, Korvina had been involved in their weird BDSM dynamic, allegedly sending nudes, performing sex acts on video calls, and generally being a good harem slut for her master. She was also secretly recording both audio and video conversations of all this degeneracy. She also claims to work for the FBI, because why not.
In July of 2022, a mysterious YouTube channel called Sam's Bar Lounge began releasing clips of Deedee bitching about Chantal (and confirming the threesome story) as well as Nader raging and hitting Deedee as she begged for mercy. Initially, Nader denied it was him in the recordings, then insisted they had somehow been edited or spliced together to make it look like he was coked up and beating his girlfriend, and then finally declared he was a Dom and that was just how their dynamic worked. Deedee is currently standing by her man, insisting that she’s just really dumb and bad at BDSM, and picked a maniac for a Dom. But not to worry, she’s a Strong, Intelligent Woman who just happens to like having a violent drug addict take over her condo and make her eat raw chicken. She further insists that Jennifer Korvina is merely a woman scorned and is trying to destroy Nader out of jealousy. This might not be pure cope; the happy couple has alleged that Korvina frequently had her young son talk to Nader and Deedee on video call, going so far as to have him call Nader “daddy” and promising to move to Canada so they could all be one big degenerate family together. Seems like this wasn't the first time she's pulled a stunt like this; it seems her ex-husband had to get a restraining order to prevent her from taking his kids and running off with another man.
Sam's Bar Lounge videos:
Video One: Archive
Video Two: Archive
Video Three: Archive
Video Four: Archive
Video Five: Archive
While the incidents leaked have so far been from March/April of 2022, it is speculated that Korvinawaited until her retirement from the Air Force was official before releasing them. If this is true, it may be the one truly intelligent and even slightly dignified action in this entire circus. (SPOILER: It is NOT true at all and there is neither intelligence nor dignity to be found anywhere in this shitshow.) On the other hand, Korvina willingly exposed her child to Nader, so fuck her.
Pretty Jeanius, another former harem mod, is also alleged to be involved. Evidently, she and Korvina either worked together or at least employed the same MO, with recorded conversations from both Jeanius and Korvina being released on the Sam's Bar Lounge channel. In addition to ruining Nader’s reputation for no reason at all, she’s also accused of participating in online sex acts, recording some conversations between herself and Deedee, and being a “Domme” who encouraged the abuse and degradation of Deedee at Nader’s hands. This allegedly included making Deedee crawl around like a dog on a leash and beating/kicking her in the head. Hilariously, it turns out that Pretty Jeanius (aka Amelia Ines Guerra) is a practicing criminal defense attorney out of Texas, making her yet another woman who actually had something to lose in this debacle, and who willingly put her career on the line for... Nader Elshamy.
I EAT PEOPLE
Deedee pathetically crying out for her dead father to save her, as Nader hits her hard enough to injure his own hand, is somehow not the most disturbing part of the leaked videos. Nader, dead-eyed and twitchy, abruptly declares at one point that he “eats people”. Could something be lost in translation? Yes, absolutely. Nader barely speaks English and he frequently makes gaffes such as claiming he “works his ass out” and insisting that calamari and squid are completely different animals. However, coming at the end of a long rant about how Canadian jails were “like vacation” and that he was the “prison boss” while incarcerated, not to mention him declaring that if Chantal put him in jail he would kill her, and flat out telling Deedee he would rip her throat out with his teeth, this was a uniquely unsettling moment.
THE INEVITABLE GAY REVEAL, or HOW DO YOU SAY 'FAGGOT' IN ARABIC, ANYWAY?
شاذ?
Who's surprised Daddy Naddy is a flaming fag deep down? Anyone? Anyone at all? No one who's seen him dance is surprised, surely.
https://archive.ph/WBiAn
https://theadulthub.com/Login.aspx?page=/Member/Profile/ViewProfile.aspx?id=17220231#?p=1
For someone who's so into anal sex, he sure takes a helluva risk feeding his dates inedible food. Unless... No, surely not. Although Chantal is known for... Nope, no, never mind, not letting my mind go there.
Anyway. If any gay Kiwis want to be raped, beaten, and possibly eaten with a side of lumpy hummus, you know who to call. Dude's basically an Arabic Jeffrey Dahmer, I'm calling it now.
lolgay
UPDATE: 22 August 22
SAD NADS IS A BAD SAD NAD
Are we surprised this human incarnation of a yeast infection brags about abusing DMCA/copyright strikes to punish anyone who says anything mean about him? No, we are not.
UPDATE: 23 August 22
STABIBI vs KIWI FARMS
During the summer of 2021, Kiwi Farms experienced some downtime due to DDoS attacks. While there were obvious suspects at the time, Nader went live, gloated, and took responsibility for the attacks. He further promised that the Farms would go down again "soon" and not return. Over a year later, it appears that Nader was once again full of shit. At the time this was just another ridiculous claim made by an arrogant narcissist who doesn't understand what he's talking about on a good day, so it didn't seem worth mentioning in the original OP. However, as of August 2022, Nader has made additional claims about attempting to contact Kiwi Farms -- in fact, he claims he contacted Null well before the date of this thread's creation. Although neither confirmed nor denied by Null at this time, it's worth noting that this grandson of dogs is aware of the site and, as he is currently DMCA striking anyone who says anything remotely critical of him on YouTube, there is the potential forsome fun email exchanges between Deedee and Null the abusive misogynist transphobe to succeed where many brave trans women have failed and take down the site permanently through unspecified means, possibly involving poisoning us all with his fermented dog vomit baba ganoush HIS WAY.
Social media links:
Main YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/NaderElshamy
Second channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4BPDUuboDjeryv1ZmUTJHQ
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nader.elshamy81/posts/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/nader.elshamy.3
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@naderelshamy81
Twitter: https://twitter.com/NaderElshamy81
P.O. Box for tributes from the harem:
(Thanks to @Lame Entropy @Save BBJ @Tangerine Dreams @ADHD @krazy orange cat and all the BP Chat Hags for their help and support in making this OP. WE GOT 'EM, GORLS.)
So who is this dashing Arabian prince? What does he do? What’s he all about? Where to begin!
As best we can piece together, Nader Elshamy was born in the mid 1970’s in Egypt. As a child, he tragically burned to death in a kitchen fire. The end.
But then in 1981, his mother gave birth to another son and decided since things worked out so well the first time, she’d name this kid Nader as well.
Things will only get darker and more confusing from here.
ENTRY INTO THE GUNTIVERSE
Although she initially tried to keep his identity secret, Chantal is a very stupid woman and managed to dox him almost immediately. However, she did try her best, at first only referring to him as "Dom" and offering only her rendition of his face:
Accurate.
This, plus her flashing his name on her caller ID when she excitedly announced to her livestream audience that he was (against all odds) calling her back, was enough for us to begin unravelling the identity of this mysterious pig fucker.
This quickly led to his Facebook account, and from there, we were able to discover the identities of this three brothers and sister:
https://www.facebook.com/nabil.elshamy.79
https://www.facebook.com/naeem.elshamy
https://www.facebook.com/elshamyhamo
Mama Elshamy with Brother Nabil:
This was helpfully confirmed by Nader himself when he had Chantal produce a truly embarrassing video for him called, "The Sons of Elshamy".
That said, there is some evidence to suggest that Nader might not be the firstborn (living) son after all. His brother's Facebook indicates that he's two years older than Nader, and Nader's mother took this other brother's name (I'm not sure how the custom works exactly, but this also seems to indicate he's older). It's really impossible to say whether Nader is actually a younger son, or if his family is just so ashamed of him that they're slowly memory-holing the lying cunt.
THE BIRTH OF A LEGEND
Nader 2.0 was born either on October or November 10th, 1981.
Arabic Kiwis have speculated he’s a bit of a bumpkin based on his shitty accent and clear inbreeding, and are somewhat mystified by his lack of any discernible Egyptian cultural values or knowledge.
Nader makes a number of claims about his background, some of which have been debunked, others of which remain merely implausible. Unfortunately, Nader is surrounded by ignorant, fat white women who are unlikely to challenge him on any of these stories. While many of the details are inconsequential (such as him being a stage magician at one point, despite only showing his current audience very occasional, very dumb card tricks that wouldn’t fool your average six year old) or hilariously easy to disprove (such as formerly being a professional soccer player) they do add an air of intrigue that appeals to a certain kind of extremely retarded woman.
According to Nader, he worked part time as a dishwasher in his youth. This is where he first learned to cook. Tragically, his father died of brain cancer when Nader was 17. Taking on the mantle of the head of the family, Nader heroically left school and worked to support his mother and many siblings. This is where he first learned to cook. But in spite of not being able to go to school, he also somehow obtained a certificate qualifying him to do some sort of work as a mechanic, and he soon found work on a cargo ship. This is where he learned how to cook. Nader claims that he had to drop out of mechanic school and offers that as a reason as to why his papers refer to him as a mechanic’s assistant, third class, when he was in fact the chief mechanic and a Very Big Deal on the cargo ship. This was debunked by one of the team of angry female YouTubers who have made it their mission to expose him, and who was able to explain that had he actually dropped out of school he would have lost his sea passport and position on the ship (which was almost certainly a menial one). While he served as a bigshot mechanic on the ship, Nader claims to have traveled to 28 different countries, and that this is where he first learned to cook. Once he returned to Egypt he took a job at a restaurant, where he first learned to cook. He also immediately immigrated to Canada, where he learned how to cook.
COMING TO CANADIA
Nader claims he first arrived in Canada in 2009 (or 2010, depends who he's talking to). He’s fond of implying that he was granted refugee status in the aftermath of the Arab Spring revolution. Scholars of history will point out that this did not happen until after his alleged arrival date in Canada. Alternate theories include Nader being involved in a large strike organized by employees of a major shipping company (which would mesh with his work on the cargo ship… except his timeline has him working at Alexandrian greasy spoons at that time) or that he was driven out of the country for being gay. He’s occasionally ranted about the Egyptian president being a dictator (though he never specifies which president) and according to Chantal at least, has stated that he could never return to Egypt under penalty of being hanged. He has referred to watching his best friend die in his arms due to a drug/booze overdose, so this would seem to argue for the gay theory, as well as supporting the story of the impoverished and tragic eldest son supporting his widowed mother and many siblings.
On the other hand, he insists that he comes from a wealthy family and personally, alongside his many siblings, owns several pieces of desirable real estate. He could go back any time, he says, and live a life of luxury. Instead, when we first met him he was renting a room in a traphouse in Gatineau Quebec, and had been working a casual day labor/construction job through the miserable Canadian winter. All to support his wealthy family back home. What a man!
Too bad he does everything so badly.
THE CLOTHES
Nader dresses very badly.
THE DANCING
Nader dances very badly.
THE SINGING
Nader sings very badly.
THE FOOD
Nader is a bad cook. He is bad at cooking. His food is very, very bad. This cannot be stressed enough. He’s been compared to both Kay’s Cooking and Jack Scalfani. Both these other cows are considered to be superior chefs: Kay because at least she knows she sucks, and Jack because at least his creations occasionally embody the spirit of food, even if it’s prepared terribly. In contrast, Nader's abominations are frequently an insult to the very concept of food.
In an unusual twist for a chef with 20 years experience, Nader lacks any sort of basic knowledge regarding cooking or prep techniques, flavor profiles, or even proper kitchen hygiene. Burners and ovens are used only on their highest temperatures, seeming to indicate he grew up with only a single kerosene burner to cook on. He has bragged that he can cook any meal within 20 minutes and seems to think this is a boast a real chef would make. The untrained eye might be fooled into thinking he has great knife skills, but he is unable to sharpen or maintain his tools, consistently fails to cut anything into uniform shapes or sizes, and often just hacks at shit with his increasingly blunt chef’s knife until it’s mush. It just looks competent because he does it really, really quickly, often while making creepy and sustained eye contact with the camera. (This is foreshadowing.)
Nader is fond of reinterpreting classic recipes His Way. This has lead to classics such as Roast Chicken My Way:
He spatchcocked it by cutting through the breast. As you do.
Fried Chicken My Way (aka Chicken Sushi soaked in grease):
Pounded, Stuffed Beef Tenderloin My Way:
Tuna My Way:
He steamed that fish for over 90 MINUTES, then bragged that it tasted just like canned tuna.
Lasagna My Way:
Note the pot of ricotta cheese on the stove. It'll cook for the better part of an hour before he slops it onto the lasagna, which will be wrapped like a parcel with all those noodles. Note also the smoothies that were prepared hours in advance but which won't be served until dinner.
And my personal favorite, Beef Stroganoff My Way:
Bonus: He doesn’t believe in throwing out cooking oil.
Despite his insistence that it is “not a cooking channel,” his YouTube content largely consists of him wasting hundreds of dollars of ingredients while ranting for hours. He typically prepares elements of the meal separately, leaving each to become cold and greasy while the next component is being burned. He is also famous for his smoothie creations. These typically consist of random, clashing fruits, curdled milk, vanilla powder, and frequently, fresh mint.
Initially, Nader would present a certificate when challenged on his cooking skills. This was quickly revealed to be an out-of-province, expired Food Handling Certificate, which can be earned online over the course of an afternoon and is considered an impressive credential for high school students working their first fast food job. Once revealed to be bullshit, the certificate stopped appearing.
We do, however, have video evidence of him working in a food service capacity, so at least that certificate got some use.
Again, in a nice little twist of karma, it was a woman who exposed him as a fraud, but honestly, anyone with eyes (and a sense of taste) can see what a shitty, shitty chef he is. Nader has used every tool at his disposal, from condescension to bullying, to silence this uppity female, but since he's not allowed to leave the country, she's probably safe. Probably.
UPDATE: Nader has recorded a reaction to some of her greatest hits. It goes about as well as expected.
THE DRUGS
Nader has a drug problem. By his own admission, he’s a violent drunk, especially when consuming tequila. He’s a regular pot smoker and claims to smoke two 25-packs of cigarettes a day (that’s $900 a month just on tobacco, if anyone’s wondering). He is alleged to have used cocaine, MDMA, and mushrooms with Chantal, who further alleges to have found meth and poppers in his possession. Watching Nader in action leaves very little doubt that the man is an absolute fiend.
THE CHARITY FRAUD
To the surprise of precisely no one, Nader was accused in July 2022 of collecting money for charity and then not delivering. True to form, Nader attempted to gaslight and bully his detractors into believing that while they THINK they saw him collect $180 for charity, and THINK they heard him say he'd match these donations, the receipt Nader showed for donating $50 is actually legit and represents all the money he collected. If you press him on this, he’ll just start ranting about how you hate the children’s cancer hospital he was collecting money for and then stop talking.
One of his biggest critics in this arc is a fat white woman who… Wait, no. It’s a fat white man! Gary Unfiltered is a reaction channel that went after Nader for this charity thing. A class act as ever, Nader responded by making a video mocking Gary’s mental health and child sexual abuse (topics which Gary speaks quite openly about) and implied that Gary invited his own rape as a child because he’s crazy and also secretly gay. He further went on to say that if HE had raped Gary as a child, Gary would still be unable to walk (geddit? Because Nader’s cock is HUGE and ass raping children is HILARIOUS). He finished up by saying that he has great respect for “mental health people” (obviously) but that they can’t really be trusted to know or observe anything accurately because, y’know, crazy.
THE WOMEN
All of this is amusing and all, but where Nader really shines is with the fairer sex.
NADER’S GALLERY OF DESPERATE BITCHES
Nader loves female attention. Unfortunately, he fucking hates women.
Our snaggletoothed lothario apparently began dating soon after he first arrived in Canada. Evidence exists of a normal-looking woman named Samantha who seemed to be his girlfriend, but not much is known about her. As we will see, she might have been the first, last, and only intelligent and self-respecting woman he dated. She was also not fat.
THE STABIBI INCIDENT
The first interesting relationship Nader had was with a woman named Delphine Dyson. This was discovered when searching for Nader's Facebook account. We discovered two Facebook accounts for Nader Elshamy of Gatineau, but the url for one of them was https://www.facebook.com/delphine.dyson.1 . Apparently, Delphine gave Nader control over her Facebook account at some point (creepy) or else just changed her own Facebook account to make it look like it belonged to Nader (creepier). Or maybe Nader made a Facebook account for himself and created a vanity url with his then-girlfriend's name (creepiest).
Setting the tone for his future relationships, Delphine was a fat white woman. Also in keeping with his future flings, his relationship with Delphine seemed to be troubled at best, fueled by drugs, and ended in violence.
Details are sketchy and Leafland privacy laws make it difficult to find court records, but ultimately, Nader went to prison for two years. Apparently, he and Delphine were having a fight, Delphine’s male cousin tried to intervene, and Nader just straight up stabbed the dude. Nader claims the cousin was blocking the door and refusing to allow him to leave, actions he characterizes (perhaps accurately) as kidnapping. He further claims that he lost his phone and was unable to prove that Delphine had been texting him in the lead up to the stabbing, which would OBVIOUSLY have exonerated him and which OBVIOUSLY couldn’t have been verified by the phone company. We only have Chantal's word for it, of course.
While Nader was in jail, Delphine died of natural (albeit obesity-related) causes. This was convenient for Nader, who has stated that “god took her away before I could kill her,” a threat he would go on to direct at Chantal as well.
It's cool though, he went to court-mandated anger management therapy once he got out of prison. He failed the program the first two times, but the third time he did well enough that he's now off probation and a free man!
BRING OUT THE GUNT
Nader’s relationship with Chantal is one of star-crossed lovers. Although both sides claim it was originally only supposed to be a hookup, Chantal’s severe mental illness quickly led her to “fall in love” with the first man to pay significant attention to her in years, and Nader’s instinctive grifting sensibilities quickly pegged Chinny as the juiciest mark he’d encountered in ages. It was truly a modern love story.
Chantal did a lot for Nader, starting with paying him to stay home with her rather than go to work at his construction gig. Soon she was buying him clothes, groceries, cigarettes, paying his rent, buying him a phone in her name, and setting up a YouTube channel for him, for which she purchased him a $1700 iPad Pro. Conservative estimates of Chantal’s spending on him within the first year easily hit the mid five digit range. Meanwhile, Nader gave Chantal gonorrhea, trichomoniasis, chlamydia, and some pretty impressive bruises on her floppy gross tits. They met in the spring of 2021, but didn’t officially start dating until October of that year, during a luxurious trip to Toronto (paid for in full by Chantal, naturally). This relationship lasted under a week, although Chins went on to retcon the entire affair to be a “year of abuse” and also bought herself an incredibly tacky “engagement ring” a month after they'd broken up (a Disney Jafar ring, LMFAO).
He said he'd pay her back if she bought it for herself.
To this day, Chantal will not let this go and regularly inserts herself into Nader-related drama.
MAE ANDERSON
Mae is an elderly woman and an early fan of Nader’s -- and is absolutely nuts. She has a YouTube channel where she makes sad, barely coherent videos about Nader and her experiences with him. Her daughter previously had a YouTube channel about how she was healing from living with her narcissistic, abusive, crazy mom. When the Nader drama kicked off, the daughter quickly deleted her channel and faded into obscurity. Mae's daughter, you are officially the closest thing we have to a winner.
In the summer of 2021, shortly before Nader and Chantal made it official, Mae flew from California to Ottawa to meet Nader at a hotel to, and I wish I was joking, “try his cooking”. Mae alleges that Nader arrived at the hotel, drank a mysterious fluid out of a prescription bottle, and raped her. Mae flew home and filed charges.
While few Kiwis take Mae at her word, no one believes Nader is incapable of raping an elderly woman. Truly, the only really convincing element in Mae’s story is that Nader is absolutely a degenerate piece of shit, and no one would be surprised to find out he’s raped old ladies before.
It is possible that Nader will have a hearing in Canada regarding these charges on August 3rd of this year, so stay tuned!
DEEDEE DUMDUM DOODOO
Debra Ann Colbeck (aka Debbie Ann Colbeck, aka Deedee, aka The Lachine Linebacker) is perhaps the most difficult character to understand in this drama. A surprisingly put-together professional woman, she initially claimed that she and Nader were old friends who had met through her then-boyfriend (now deceased) who was also Egyptian. Their story goes that they met while Deedee and her boyfriend were dining at a restaurant Nader worked at, eleven years ago. No wait, it was twenty years ago. No, um… yeah, eleven. Uh… Thirteen? What was the name of the restaurant? I mean, it was a long time ago. Who remembers details like that?
What’s known for sure is that Deedee was a fan of Chantal’s prior to (re)connecting with Nader. Evidence suggests that their “old friends” story is bullshit, but regardless, Deedee saw an ugly, erratic, drug-addled Arab with a propensity for violence, and decided she could do with some of that.
Deedee would Uber from her home in Lachine (a suburb of Montreal) to the traphouse in Gatineau, a roughly $200 trip, on a weekly basis throughout the winter of 2021. Eventually, in late March of 2022, Chantal paid for Nader to move into Deedee’s condo, as she was somehow convinced they were “just friends” and that she and Nader would be getting back together as a real couple any day now.
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That brings us to the absolute shitshow that is the spring and summer of 2022.
THE HARAM HAREM, or 1,001 ARABIAN POLICE REPORTS
In an absolute indictment of women in general, and fat white women in particular, Nader quickly amassed a following of brain damaged bints who figuratively (and sometimes literally) fellate the skinny junkie as he pretends he wanted his chicken stuffed with green peas to turn that shade of black in the oven.
I wish I was joking about the peas.
While the vast majority of the harem are old, fat, white women, it should be noted there are a few younger, not-obese, and dark skinned women among them, proving that stupidity and desperation transcend race, age, and diet. There's even at least one male Islamic fundamentalist who's thrown in, and is certainly not a deeply closeted gay man who's fallen for Nader's charms. What they all have in common, though, is absolute insanity.
On February 24, 2022, Chantal filed a complaint with the Gatineau Police, accusing Nader (who was still on probation for the stebbing incident) of physically abusing her, anally raping her, and kidnapping/confining her at the traphouse in Gatineau. This resulted in a peace bond (basically a restraining order) against Nader, which Chantal openly flouted by creating fake Facebook accounts to contact him whenever she felt like it. On February 27, Chantal withdrew her police statement making these allegations. The Crown would eventually drop the case, and the peace bond would eventually expire. Initially, when attempting to recant her statement, Chantal told the police that the abuse totally happened, but that she wasn't in a fit mental state to pursue charges. Then she told them she was "deeply in love" with her abuser, and finally just declared that she was "psychotic" when she made the report in the first place. Later, she accused Deedee of coercing her into retracting her statement. Leaked audio would eventually give Deedee's side of the story, where she claims to have advised Chantal on how to withdraw charges at Chantal's request and only after Chantal had contacted her asking for help. That is to say, she told Chantal to go to the fucking police station and tell them she wanted to retract her statement, but didn't admit to anything coercive. This is significant, since she didn't know she was being recorded. It seems probable that Deedee's advice to Chantal was less about intimidation than about Chantal's own flabbergasting lack of resourcefulness and problem-solving skills.
Despite the charges eventually being dismissed, Nader was initially taken in for questioning, an outrage he would not soon forget (even though he faked being sick, meaning the police had to take him to the hospital, meaning their interrogation was cut short). For some reason, rather than cutting the obviously unstable Chantal out of his life, Nader decided that he wasn’t done financially milking her and sexually humiliating her just yet. This culminated in him convincing Chantal to perform oral sex on Deedee at her Lachine condo on the night of March 26-27. It was during this threesome, one day before Chantal's birthday, that it finally occurred to Chantal that Deedee and Nader had been fucking all along. Her subsequent meltdown carried over to her Cuba trip, which began the day after her birthday, on the 29th. During this trip, Chantal got fantastically drunk and told her livestream about the threesome, down to describing the color and taste of Deedee's pussy (grey and sardine-like, respectively). Nader and Deedee didn't comment on the situation at the time, but leaked audio from Deedee would eventually confirm Chantal's version of events.
Yes, I know. Chantal DIDN'T lie. I'll give you a moment.
On April 1, 2022, Deedee livestreamed on Nader’s channel, claiming that Nader had been arrested again. Over the course of several hours, she worked the harem into a tizzy, with many sending generous superchats for bail and other legal costs. Later that day, it was revealed to have been a lie. While some might assume that it was merely a really bad April Fool’s prank, Nader insisted that he had orchestrated it in order to “teach a lesson” about not believing everything you hear on the internet. Deedee, who works from home and has a respectable position at an import company but who nevertheless spent the day milking the harem for their SSI money, was reportedly formally reprimanded for wasting company time.
After her return from Cuba, Chantal continued meeting Nader at hotels ranging from “nice” to “terrible” to “is that a fucking sex chair in the corner?” and even attempted to rent an apartment to serve as their Montreal love nest. Although Chantal and Nader tried to keep this on the downlow, a reaction channel couldn't resist calling a hotel Nader was streaming from, and managed to confirm that Chins was a registered guest there. Chantal finally confessed to seeing Nader during this time period, but not until May 14. She would also later claim that Nader abused her during this time as well, slapping her in the face for forgetting to order takeout octopus for him during one of their hotel stays.
These hotel trysts ended abruptly when Deedee and Nader not only officially announced their couplehood, but it was revealed that they are in a BDSM relationship, with Deedee having signed a slave contract. This explains a perplexing video from Deedee’s birthday in April, where Nader served her birthday cake in what appeared to be a dog dish. It also explains statements of Nader’s, wherein he claimed he would never leave Deedee’s condo and that it was “mah house” now.
How did we discover this BDSM situation? A poorly managed and rebellious harem, that’s how.
Nader’s mods are among the most insufferable, embarrassing women on the planet, who inexplicably all want his drippy, green, gonorrhea cock. So of course they’re all shady bitches who are not to be trusted, and of course Deedee – that paragon of good judgment – trusted them. In particular, she was “woman to woman, like a sister” with one Jennifer Korvina.
JENNIFER KORVINA, PRETTY JEANIUS, AND ALL THEM OTHER HOS
Jennifer Korvina, aka Jennifer Lee Stanfield aka Jennifer Lee Reed, is a
In July of 2022, a mysterious YouTube channel called Sam's Bar Lounge began releasing clips of Deedee bitching about Chantal (and confirming the threesome story) as well as Nader raging and hitting Deedee as she begged for mercy. Initially, Nader denied it was him in the recordings, then insisted they had somehow been edited or spliced together to make it look like he was coked up and beating his girlfriend, and then finally declared he was a Dom and that was just how their dynamic worked. Deedee is currently standing by her man, insisting that she’s just really dumb and bad at BDSM, and picked a maniac for a Dom. But not to worry, she’s a Strong, Intelligent Woman who just happens to like having a violent drug addict take over her condo and make her eat raw chicken. She further insists that Jennifer Korvina is merely a woman scorned and is trying to destroy Nader out of jealousy. This might not be pure cope; the happy couple has alleged that Korvina frequently had her young son talk to Nader and Deedee on video call, going so far as to have him call Nader “daddy” and promising to move to Canada so they could all be one big degenerate family together. Seems like this wasn't the first time she's pulled a stunt like this; it seems her ex-husband had to get a restraining order to prevent her from taking his kids and running off with another man.
Sam's Bar Lounge videos:
Video One: Archive
Video Two: Archive
Video Three: Archive
Video Four: Archive
Video Five: Archive
While the incidents leaked have so far been from March/April of 2022, it is speculated that Korvina
Pretty Jeanius, another former harem mod, is also alleged to be involved. Evidently, she and Korvina either worked together or at least employed the same MO, with recorded conversations from both Jeanius and Korvina being released on the Sam's Bar Lounge channel. In addition to ruining Nader’s reputation for no reason at all, she’s also accused of participating in online sex acts, recording some conversations between herself and Deedee, and being a “Domme” who encouraged the abuse and degradation of Deedee at Nader’s hands. This allegedly included making Deedee crawl around like a dog on a leash and beating/kicking her in the head. Hilariously, it turns out that Pretty Jeanius (aka Amelia Ines Guerra) is a practicing criminal defense attorney out of Texas, making her yet another woman who actually had something to lose in this debacle, and who willingly put her career on the line for... Nader Elshamy.
I EAT PEOPLE
Deedee pathetically crying out for her dead father to save her, as Nader hits her hard enough to injure his own hand, is somehow not the most disturbing part of the leaked videos. Nader, dead-eyed and twitchy, abruptly declares at one point that he “eats people”. Could something be lost in translation? Yes, absolutely. Nader barely speaks English and he frequently makes gaffes such as claiming he “works his ass out” and insisting that calamari and squid are completely different animals. However, coming at the end of a long rant about how Canadian jails were “like vacation” and that he was the “prison boss” while incarcerated, not to mention him declaring that if Chantal put him in jail he would kill her, and flat out telling Deedee he would rip her throat out with his teeth, this was a uniquely unsettling moment.
THE INEVITABLE GAY REVEAL, or HOW DO YOU SAY 'FAGGOT' IN ARABIC, ANYWAY?
شاذ?
Who's surprised Daddy Naddy is a flaming fag deep down? Anyone? Anyone at all? No one who's seen him dance is surprised, surely.
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https://theadulthub.com/Login.aspx?page=/Member/Profile/ViewProfile.aspx?id=17220231#?p=1
For someone who's so into anal sex, he sure takes a helluva risk feeding his dates inedible food. Unless... No, surely not. Although Chantal is known for... Nope, no, never mind, not letting my mind go there.
Anyway. If any gay Kiwis want to be raped, beaten, and possibly eaten with a side of lumpy hummus, you know who to call. Dude's basically an Arabic Jeffrey Dahmer, I'm calling it now.
lolgay
UPDATE: 22 August 22
SAD NADS IS A BAD SAD NAD
Are we surprised this human incarnation of a yeast infection brags about abusing DMCA/copyright strikes to punish anyone who says anything mean about him? No, we are not.
UPDATE: 23 August 22
STABIBI vs KIWI FARMS
During the summer of 2021, Kiwi Farms experienced some downtime due to DDoS attacks. While there were obvious suspects at the time, Nader went live, gloated, and took responsibility for the attacks. He further promised that the Farms would go down again "soon" and not return. Over a year later, it appears that Nader was once again full of shit. At the time this was just another ridiculous claim made by an arrogant narcissist who doesn't understand what he's talking about on a good day, so it didn't seem worth mentioning in the original OP. However, as of August 2022, Nader has made additional claims about attempting to contact Kiwi Farms -- in fact, he claims he contacted Null well before the date of this thread's creation. Although neither confirmed nor denied by Null at this time, it's worth noting that this grandson of dogs is aware of the site and, as he is currently DMCA striking anyone who says anything remotely critical of him on YouTube, there is the potential for
Social media links:
Main YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/NaderElshamy
Second channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4BPDUuboDjeryv1ZmUTJHQ
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nader.elshamy81/posts/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/nader.elshamy.3
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@naderelshamy81
Twitter: https://twitter.com/NaderElshamy81
P.O. Box for tributes from the harem:
(Thanks to @Lame Entropy @Save BBJ @Tangerine Dreams @ADHD @krazy orange cat and all the BP Chat Hags for their help and support in making this OP. WE GOT 'EM, GORLS.)
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