Totallyunknown
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Its funny how boring and dead Chantals thread is now since we've all been barred from mentioning Nader.
Nader Elshamy / Daddy Naddy / Nader Saad Elshamy / نادر سعاد الشامی & Debbie-Ann Colbeck / Deedee.Loulou - Chef at Chef Cook, Romance Scammer, "Real Man," Failure at Everything, Convicted Stabber, Alleged Abuser/Rapist, Charity Scammer, Fucks Fat Chicks for Money, Semi-Closeted Homosexual, Loser, Liar, Coward + his degenerate girlfriend
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Fatneckisgrowingfast00
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During his. ‘ here we go again’ 4 hour smokebang, I can’t help but notice Georgina Bayins’ post above? She’s a social worker who (allegedly) runs a DV agency and seems to have a great ole time! I can just picture it now, he knocked 10 bells of shit out of you and broke your nose and teeth?
She hit you with a vodka bottle? Guffaws all round, oh my belly is aching! MATI? I get it and accept it. Georgina I hope for everyone’s sake you are as full of shit as that cunt FB
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DD's insults make her more of a basic bitch than Chantal. I'm sure she's recently told someone they are the weakest link.
Oh dang. Sorry DD's mom, you don't deserve to be involved in this.
May I be the first to wish Melissa Lynn a very happy birthday. Guess a Kmart gift card is out of the question.
Hoping he gets beaten or arrested is way more interesting than listening to Chantal lie about dates and the reason she's going to Montreal.
Running a DV agency is so fun, you guys. Would you like to rent me out to speak to a children's birthday party?
Ask My Dominatrix
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On one of his livestreams from the weekend Nader accidentally found the camera angle he should be using for his ‘cooking show’ it was brief but I caught it.
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REECAP of Here we go again 
(2022/07/26):
Ultimate BP Cow Crossover 2022!
"Helloooo is me again!" I am so unbother by all dis ting that I am only for to make Top Ramen for dinner. No zwait I already made ze ramen. I am so unbother. Ha ha! We have lot to talk about!
I know I said to ISoul that I was for to make rice budding but, "DeeDee fuck your plans." Dis why she is often called FUD2. Is okay though, DeeDee is for saying, "Tell ISoul I'll make it up to them!" Yes. Make up to him for that he is being found out by fuzzy fruit loving birds who are never to be flying:
“ISOUL” / MAHMOUD FAYEK EL-GHOUL / ISOUL HASSAN:
https://studocu.com/row/document/aj...-management/electronic-business-case/19208252 /
s4leaguer
black.king_2006@hotmail.com
"She never fucking say something good about you Beetz! So Beetz you what you cannot answer?"
"And you know that she give you shit?"
<Snip FWB Drama & PJ Obsession>
Look dis face of DeeDee and Emeeliah Anus!
<Snip DeeDee Whinging>
On Emeeliah Anus bersonal information my Mommy Domme is say, "Farms has her full dox, so there you go". I thought we are not to be go on site of bad birbs but ze schat it is for to tell us!"
Oh! When ! I want to know when because she was accusing DeeDee and Angel dey dox her dis was when March? I tink if you dox you dox in May!" Do your own research obi.
"GOoOoOooOd"
<Stress Smoking Intensifies>
DeeDee is going to be for making a graph, a bowerboint presentation of all dis shit! All dis head of Cobra, Chantal! Chantal is Head of Da Cobra!
<Snip FWB Drama>
"Investigation Saturday!" The bolice are coming! Dey separate me from my Mommy Domme, "Ztop blaying yob with bolice time! I am not in danger!" Da bolice apologize to me and my Mommy Domme! "Dey say no we abologize to you!" X.
DeeDee, "This is getting ridiculous! This is playing with people's lives! This is ridiculous!" Truly her wit knows no bounds.
Is so for to being hard my Mommy Domme when da bolice come, "I like to speak English because he doesn't speak French" Nader doesn't know French confirmed.
"I understand what you say most da time!" X.
<Snip DeeDee After Hours Work Call>
Dis bery serious stuff! We are go to the bolice on Saturday! Sbeak to betective! We stay der all time for needing to tell our story to bolice!
"Go big or go homb!"
uWu
"What Chantal say about Beetz? He's a fucking idiot, he show da boxes in da house, he go livestream show his shit on da floor, I'm sick to live with him!" RIP. "Talk to me good? Just to go to her care Livestream Nader he's like this he's like that! Nader got 75% of her income!"
"I will tell you bad things Chantal say about beetz, hundred percent, million percent!" Please do. "I try to kick him out, I try to get abartment alone, I try to give him room with zumbudy to live so I can live my life. Dis what she say!"
"She talk shit Amberlynn!" ORLY? "Beeple tink I imitate dis piece of SHIT!"
Ramona? "Oh yes, Ramona, she forgot he is not real man!" REAL MAN WOULD KNOW! Know all da tings! I am real man! "I don't know how this work, how work? So he lie? Lie to who? Go see his channel? Is Ramona!" LOLWUT? "I hate drama!" I am not liar like Chantal! I am tell da truth always!
"LifeByJen? You talking shit about her! Talking about me with her! And because she is stupid she say 'Stop Chantal your boyfriend talk bout about I die' I not talk about you I am don't even fucking knowing you, you idiot!"
"I don't even fucking know you I watch two live streams about you!"
<Snip SHOW YOUR FACE!>
LifeByJen? "I swear I don't know her! I watch two live streams Chantal was showing to me dis person, 'she's trying to do like me she trying to be like me look at her boyfriend she's ugly she's ugly' she bitching! I know Chantal doesn't like her. I see dis in the Channel I not even know! Oh yes, Chantal was talk about this person with me. When LifeByJen hear me talk she make community post, 'stop talk about my say I die'" uh huh. "Stop fucking lying!"
<Resume Faggot Stress Smoking>
Dis is Jessica Messica! She is whine about the Documentarians of Milk for from Cow.
"Jessica dats your bicture, dats your vidjeo!"
"Ha ha!"
Mommy Domme DeeDee "She said she got dox! No her family tree apparently! That whole fucking thing!" I will stop at showing dis almost pornography of revengeness.
<Snip DeeDee asking for Jessica Messica to show when they've ever done anything to her!>
"Dis Jessica! Dis you vidjeo!"
<Snip FWB Drama and Spider Murder>
At dis point Jennifer Korvina she is allegedly call at DeeDee. My Mommy Domme is not taking for the call without brecording!
Nothing burger.
<Snip Threatening Jennifer Korvina and DeeDee is Smart>
Dis Jennifer first message at me!
"I don't zink Air Force is going be happy someone working der is doing dat shit!" Call them!
<Snip FWB Drama>
All this is in the bolice hands now! What's happening right now is inhuman and disgusting! Is not funny for Mommy Domme DeeDee! It is awful! She is in meeting with her boss! These bolice! She will go to end to be doing what she is need do!
<Snip Talking about Jennifer Korvina's Minor Child>
I am tell da bolice I need da name all da beeple call da bolice!
"They tell me I cannot have da name."
DeeDee: "Nope! I don't go on Kiwi Farms I never have, I don't I don't want to! Waste of my time! Why would I do that?"
Nader: "Why I will go? Why tell me one reason dat I will go there!"
DeeDee "On December 25th when I was at Nader's house in Gatineau I was told I was doxed right away, your name's on Kiwi Farms! What's Kiwi Farms?"
Yes, what is Kiwi Farms?
"Kiwi Farms actually I tell you something, Kiwi Farms was one bart of the investigated too because we say dis website is ruining beoples day or whatever. Because bolice is not knowing about it!" HI BOLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Actually Kiwi Farms have a lot of case against the guy who own it!" Oh not, not da guy dat owns da Kiwi Farms!!! "People get hurt because of dat, you know he got a LOT of cases open!"
"Who you are? Nobody know you!"
<Obi Out>
Meal Score: -1960 Bre-Backage Noodle
Temberapture: High as Kite +10
Fire Balarms: 0
Cookedness: 10
Blating: -1980
Bapber Towels Murdered: 0 I am murder for tissue tonight
PS: This is another dense one at just under 4 hours in run time. Big shout out to one of the unsung heroes of nightly BP watching, @Chihiro who provides multi-streams so that we can live watch Chantal and Nader at the same time while also reveling in the joy of kittens and their many tiny beans. Also to @Delilah Radio Show for help with ISoul and cross referencing.
Callouts
Gary of Haydur Nation
Our Lady of Lard
Peetz the Undying
Hambur
LifeByJen
Charlie Gold
Joshua Conner "Null" Moon aka Nulltal
(2022/07/26):Ultimate BP Cow Crossover 2022!
"Helloooo is me again!" I am so unbother by all dis ting that I am only for to make Top Ramen for dinner. No zwait I already made ze ramen. I am so unbother. Ha ha! We have lot to talk about!
I know I said to ISoul that I was for to make rice budding but, "DeeDee fuck your plans." Dis why she is often called FUD2. Is okay though, DeeDee is for saying, "Tell ISoul I'll make it up to them!" Yes. Make up to him for that he is being found out by fuzzy fruit loving birds who are never to be flying:
“ISOUL” / MAHMOUD FAYEK EL-GHOUL / ISOUL HASSAN:
https://studocu.com/row/document/aj...-management/electronic-business-case/19208252 /
s4leaguer
black.king_2006@hotmail.com
Ha ha we are block lots of ze schat from speak at us. DeeDee is not in mood for these shenanigan of the chat is being! Get block. Ha ha! Am real man! I modify this pre-package noodle with little bit garlic, black bepper, and cumin bowder because the bag of the pre-spice is bad for you at being. It has MSG, "That make your bone weak and cancer easy!"
I am like to be break dis noodle for to be eat easier with my teeth.
Also we are to be having leftover bizza! Is good! Don't look my teeth!
I am talk shit Pretty Jeanius information about how nobody is to be sharing her information, I just am see this today with DeeDee. I do not read dis website Kiwi Farms to be noticing information that is old tea but only recent has left place of dirt proving. What even is this site? Very unfriendly user interface! Difficult navigate! She is just mad I say that I will show conbersation, "Zey're coming after you!" The eponymous "Zey".
These beeple so bad I am need for to make a drink.
I will bunish dis leak of conbersations! Fucking Sam's Bar Lounge! "You stupid now! You have other new channel now Sam what is your name? You want monetize it?" Greedy greedy obi.
"Save da bolice time, don't blay dis game with bolice time!"
NO SAND NIGGER SINGING!
"So the bolice came again." Go figure. The bolice were amuse. X. DeeDee was sit at the kitchen table on Zoom for meeting! On camera! It was to being AWFUL! "I ask da bolice can we see who calling?" No. "Dey say no." No shit. I am not read Kiwi Farm but suddenly I have all info that found in my tread on Pretty Jeanius! "Dis da bad part dat da bolice came!"
We wait for Nader come back from use bathroom to do line of coke. Look dis lovely Top Ramen My Way!
DeeDee is sit here, she claim she is having "A very special rendezvous on Saturday." X. No one is care.
I am back now, unbothered King ElShamWow. I am learning name "Amelia" today so I am just keep get angry with her using real name because is for making me look real man. What tread on difficult to navigating for have site?
"Schow your face!" Is bery imbortant you are to be show your face at me! I am want to be seeing it! "Sorry zey looking for you!" Damn zem! "Amelia Guru" No wait dis not for being right, "Guru, is how you say?" No.
"Anus? Emeeliah Anus Gareah"
"I say that to da bolice. Her name Emeeliah Anus Gareah! She leeb in Texas! I gave dem your workplace! Guys I give you workplace lawyer, you need lawyer you go!" I am so good! "They never come and they never gonna win, when you have a right you strong!"
Ze chat they are say that I am smug? I let my bitch to be take that! At night I am Dom!
"Smug, you think we're smug? This is what you think Helen? Really? This is what you think? Smug? Smug? Smug!?" Debbie Ann Colbeck, well spoken. Anyway about dis ting!
"We call da betective and we have meeting on Saturday! So on Saturday we going! This time all da proof gonna be there on USB with all the name the address, all the information I got on those two beeple, Jeanius and Emeeliah!" DeeDee is not eating. Everyone is notice she not for to be eat my delicious Top Ramen. "You don't need to be seeing her eating! She don't owe you nothing!"
Now the schat is say for that I am having anger problem! "I did tree time! Yah tree time! Work well! Is good when you have broblem you fix yourself!"
Fix yourself! Bitches.
And about dis Gary? "Dey put your name so you stop stealing da food?" LOLWUT? "You sold drugs and illegal medication make da boint? Because tomorrow I can do backflip you be crying 'me me me me'"
"Saturday we have abbointment with bicar! We have all da names!" Not the bolice! "Yes da names! Where dey live! Where dey work!" Fucking fbitches! "And dey gonna contact uhhhhh your license in danger working Ugly as is da law! Emeeliah you gonna lose a lot Emeeliah!"
<Snip Nader Something Something Check Fraud Pretty Jeanius zzzzzzz>
I am have for bery much concern you not waste bolice time! So I sit tell you all about these two Emeeliah Anus and Pretty Jeanius. So much I am have for to say. Thread said it better.
I am like to be break dis noodle for to be eat easier with my teeth.
Also we are to be having leftover bizza! Is good! Don't look my teeth!
I am talk shit Pretty Jeanius information about how nobody is to be sharing her information, I just am see this today with DeeDee. I do not read dis website Kiwi Farms to be noticing information that is old tea but only recent has left place of dirt proving. What even is this site? Very unfriendly user interface! Difficult navigate! She is just mad I say that I will show conbersation, "Zey're coming after you!" The eponymous "Zey".
These beeple so bad I am need for to make a drink.
I will bunish dis leak of conbersations! Fucking Sam's Bar Lounge! "You stupid now! You have other new channel now Sam what is your name? You want monetize it?" Greedy greedy obi.
"Save da bolice time, don't blay dis game with bolice time!"
NO SAND NIGGER SINGING!
"So the bolice came again." Go figure. The bolice were amuse. X. DeeDee was sit at the kitchen table on Zoom for meeting! On camera! It was to being AWFUL! "I ask da bolice can we see who calling?" No. "Dey say no." No shit. I am not read Kiwi Farm but suddenly I have all info that found in my tread on Pretty Jeanius! "Dis da bad part dat da bolice came!"
We wait for Nader come back from use bathroom to do line of coke. Look dis lovely Top Ramen My Way!
DeeDee is sit here, she claim she is having "A very special rendezvous on Saturday." X. No one is care.
I am back now, unbothered King ElShamWow. I am learning name "Amelia" today so I am just keep get angry with her using real name because is for making me look real man. What tread on difficult to navigating for have site?
"Schow your face!" Is bery imbortant you are to be show your face at me! I am want to be seeing it! "Sorry zey looking for you!" Damn zem! "Amelia Guru" No wait dis not for being right, "Guru, is how you say?" No.
"Anus? Emeeliah Anus Gareah"
"I say that to da bolice. Her name Emeeliah Anus Gareah! She leeb in Texas! I gave dem your workplace! Guys I give you workplace lawyer, you need lawyer you go!" I am so good! "They never come and they never gonna win, when you have a right you strong!"
Ze chat they are say that I am smug? I let my bitch to be take that! At night I am Dom!
"Smug, you think we're smug? This is what you think Helen? Really? This is what you think? Smug? Smug? Smug!?" Debbie Ann Colbeck, well spoken. Anyway about dis ting!
"We call da betective and we have meeting on Saturday! So on Saturday we going! This time all da proof gonna be there on USB with all the name the address, all the information I got on those two beeple, Jeanius and Emeeliah!" DeeDee is not eating. Everyone is notice she not for to be eat my delicious Top Ramen. "You don't need to be seeing her eating! She don't owe you nothing!"
Now the schat is say for that I am having anger problem! "I did tree time! Yah tree time! Work well! Is good when you have broblem you fix yourself!"
Fix yourself! Bitches.
And about dis Gary? "Dey put your name so you stop stealing da food?" LOLWUT? "You sold drugs and illegal medication make da boint? Because tomorrow I can do backflip you be crying 'me me me me'"
"Saturday we have abbointment with bicar! We have all da names!" Not the bolice! "Yes da names! Where dey live! Where dey work!" Fucking fbitches! "And dey gonna contact uhhhhh your license in danger working Ugly as is da law! Emeeliah you gonna lose a lot Emeeliah!"
<Snip Nader Something Something Check Fraud Pretty Jeanius zzzzzzz>
I am have for bery much concern you not waste bolice time! So I sit tell you all about these two Emeeliah Anus and Pretty Jeanius. So much I am have for to say. Thread said it better.
I am for to chokes on spicy of Top Ramen My Way. DeeDee very bretty, very concern having!
"Do I have to do the Heineken remover? I mean the Heimlich Remover? I mean the Heimlich Maneuver?" So well spoken. DeeDee has to be up early. "I've gotta get up at 4am in the morning, my mother is scheduled for surgery at 6. No wait, we have to get to the hospital at 6 maybe it's 8 or 10. I will be staying at the hospital and my concern right now is my mother." X.
I am for knowing who Sam's Bar Lounge is! "Is Ugly!" (Pretty Jeanius) "Is Ugly or he buy dis vidjeo! Da bolice are gonna know!" X.
I am smart, very much not obi. I know dis ting! "You're not going nowhere, no forgot your Internet now! Why you hide your face!?" The bolice are going to be knowing! The bolice they know their yob! Is their yob to be knowing tings! "Sam for me Sam is not exist."
<Snip Nader being mad SBL gets more views>
Is bery simble! Everyone is just jealous and want my cucu. The bolice is bery interest! Want to know who is dis channel! "And the broblem is beeple say I am da bad one!?"
How I am for dis? I am nice guy. "Da bolice investigate dis der way!"
MyMommy Domme bitch DeeDee is in bad mood because bolice are show up when she is sitting at table making for Zoom meeting with boss and client on cambera! Is hard for her. "All dis conversation with Ugly Jeanius. Emeeliah, Emeeliah Anus, you are lawyer! You know dis wrong! I want talk to office tell zem what you doing! But I let bolice do dis!" Nader is name of good man! I am big man! I will give last numbers of phone for your office in threat! I am not find dis in thread. Is so strange I am have all dis information day after it is for to be post? Coincidences. X.
"Do I have to do the Heineken remover? I mean the Heimlich Remover? I mean the Heimlich Maneuver?" So well spoken. DeeDee has to be up early. "I've gotta get up at 4am in the morning, my mother is scheduled for surgery at 6. No wait, we have to get to the hospital at 6 maybe it's 8 or 10. I will be staying at the hospital and my concern right now is my mother." X.
I am for knowing who Sam's Bar Lounge is! "Is Ugly!" (Pretty Jeanius) "Is Ugly or he buy dis vidjeo! Da bolice are gonna know!" X.
I am smart, very much not obi. I know dis ting! "You're not going nowhere, no forgot your Internet now! Why you hide your face!?" The bolice are going to be knowing! The bolice they know their yob! Is their yob to be knowing tings! "Sam for me Sam is not exist."
<Snip Nader being mad SBL gets more views>
Is bery simble! Everyone is just jealous and want my cucu. The bolice is bery interest! Want to know who is dis channel! "And the broblem is beeple say I am da bad one!?"
How I am for dis? I am nice guy. "Da bolice investigate dis der way!"
My
I am show you text that dis woman nice to me!
I rename her in my phone for you to be see that this is dox I am knowing beforehand even though I am show her only screenname yesterday night.
"You zend me kisses!"
Heaven forfend!
"We will go to court!"
<Snip Nader reading more kissy face text messages>
"I am NEVER unsend messages! Dis you, dis you when you unsend your message!"
"Because you're coward, because you're coward!"
"Dis is da one! Dis is da one who leak dis conbersation!"
Fat. Would not fuck.
"Here, dis her picture! I am still show you da good ones, I am not show you da bad ones!" Revenge Porn Arc when?
I am not mad dis woman is bleak the vidjeo! I am not for having obsess!
"She's a virgo!" Tell Bolice! Virgo crime against Aries DeeDee! I am play audio record of she make kissy face at me! "The bolice can even get your every single message you text me, all the vidjeos too, you delete them or no!" I am NEVER delete or unsend messages. I show you where she unsend more messages.
Forget I am for say I never unsend message...maybe sometime I am for to do.
Hhaaa don't look my teeth! "Look what she say!"
Ha ha!
Truly damning ebidence.
<Snip DeeDee Eloquently Reading Text Messages Aloud>
Gayops.
More gayops.
We are going for to be doing dis ebery week! "Ebery week!"
I will to be show you how they send me da kissy faces! We are go to the bolice like my Mommy Domme say, "With all my facts, with all my receipts, and I have a very good memory with all the text messages!"
"Dis lawyer is be nakeds with me almost ebery day" Does Chantal know?
<Snip Stupid FWB Drama>
I rename her in my phone for you to be see that this is dox I am knowing beforehand even though I am show her only screenname yesterday night.
"You zend me kisses!"
Heaven forfend!
"We will go to court!"
<Snip Nader reading more kissy face text messages>
"I am NEVER unsend messages! Dis you, dis you when you unsend your message!"
"Because you're coward, because you're coward!"
"Dis is da one! Dis is da one who leak dis conbersation!"
Fat. Would not fuck.
"Here, dis her picture! I am still show you da good ones, I am not show you da bad ones!" Revenge Porn Arc when?
I am not mad dis woman is bleak the vidjeo! I am not for having obsess!
"She's a virgo!" Tell Bolice! Virgo crime against Aries DeeDee! I am play audio record of she make kissy face at me! "The bolice can even get your every single message you text me, all the vidjeos too, you delete them or no!" I am NEVER delete or unsend messages. I show you where she unsend more messages.
Forget I am for say I never unsend message...maybe sometime I am for to do.
Hhaaa don't look my teeth! "Look what she say!"
Ha ha!
Truly damning ebidence.
<Snip DeeDee Eloquently Reading Text Messages Aloud>
Gayops.
More gayops.
We are going for to be doing dis ebery week! "Ebery week!"
I will to be show you how they send me da kissy faces! We are go to the bolice like my Mommy Domme say, "With all my facts, with all my receipts, and I have a very good memory with all the text messages!"
"Dis lawyer is be nakeds with me almost ebery day" Does Chantal know?
<Snip Stupid FWB Drama>
"She never fucking say something good about you Beetz! So Beetz you what you cannot answer?"
"And you know that she give you shit?"
<Snip FWB Drama & PJ Obsession>
Look dis face of DeeDee and Emeeliah Anus!
<Snip DeeDee Whinging>
On Emeeliah Anus bersonal information my Mommy Domme is say, "Farms has her full dox, so there you go". I thought we are not to be go on site of bad birbs but ze schat it is for to tell us!"
Oh! When ! I want to know when because she was accusing DeeDee and Angel dey dox her dis was when March? I tink if you dox you dox in May!" Do your own research obi.
"GOoOoOooOd"
<Stress Smoking Intensifies>
DeeDee is going to be for making a graph, a bowerboint presentation of all dis shit! All dis head of Cobra, Chantal! Chantal is Head of Da Cobra!
<Snip FWB Drama>
"Investigation Saturday!" The bolice are coming! Dey separate me from my Mommy Domme, "Ztop blaying yob with bolice time! I am not in danger!" Da bolice apologize to me and my Mommy Domme! "Dey say no we abologize to you!" X.
DeeDee, "This is getting ridiculous! This is playing with people's lives! This is ridiculous!" Truly her wit knows no bounds.
Is so for to being hard my Mommy Domme when da bolice come, "I like to speak English because he doesn't speak French" Nader doesn't know French confirmed.
"I understand what you say most da time!" X.
<Snip DeeDee After Hours Work Call>
Dis bery serious stuff! We are go to the bolice on Saturday! Sbeak to betective! We stay der all time for needing to tell our story to bolice!
"Go big or go homb!"
uWu
"What Chantal say about Beetz? He's a fucking idiot, he show da boxes in da house, he go livestream show his shit on da floor, I'm sick to live with him!" RIP. "Talk to me good? Just to go to her care Livestream Nader he's like this he's like that! Nader got 75% of her income!"
"I will tell you bad things Chantal say about beetz, hundred percent, million percent!" Please do. "I try to kick him out, I try to get abartment alone, I try to give him room with zumbudy to live so I can live my life. Dis what she say!"
"She talk shit Amberlynn!" ORLY? "Beeple tink I imitate dis piece of SHIT!"
Ramona? "Oh yes, Ramona, she forgot he is not real man!" REAL MAN WOULD KNOW! Know all da tings! I am real man! "I don't know how this work, how work? So he lie? Lie to who? Go see his channel? Is Ramona!" LOLWUT? "I hate drama!" I am not liar like Chantal! I am tell da truth always!
"LifeByJen? You talking shit about her! Talking about me with her! And because she is stupid she say 'Stop Chantal your boyfriend talk bout about I die' I not talk about you I am don't even fucking knowing you, you idiot!"
"I don't even fucking know you I watch two live streams about you!"
<Snip SHOW YOUR FACE!>
LifeByJen? "I swear I don't know her! I watch two live streams Chantal was showing to me dis person, 'she's trying to do like me she trying to be like me look at her boyfriend she's ugly she's ugly' she bitching! I know Chantal doesn't like her. I see dis in the Channel I not even know! Oh yes, Chantal was talk about this person with me. When LifeByJen hear me talk she make community post, 'stop talk about my say I die'" uh huh. "Stop fucking lying!"
<Resume Faggot Stress Smoking>
Re Gary of HN: "You da one go online and admit you steal your food! This Gary is steal his food he is sick in the head! He is sick in da head! He admit it! If you belieb somebody like dis, go ahead!"
"Nader Elshammy not allowed to have blatform? You sit on your ass talking shit about beeple for years! "
"Dis other one keep talking about Chantal, 'She's fat she's fat' she is buffalo too!" Hmmm. "Charlie Gold? How come you got blatform? I see only dis part, you sit in da chair, every time I oven! Every time I hear she talk about you I see da clip you sit in da chair!"
"Sit in your ass, fuckface, sit in your ass. Gary sit in your ass! Dey don't take you outzide, dey don't have fun wit you! What's your content? Talking shit about beeple!?"
"It's a action and reaction! You talk about ME? I have a right to talk about you!"
"You oben your channel, beeple talk, whatchu do? I do da same!"
<Snip DeeDee Talking>
"Nader Elshammy not allowed to have blatform? You sit on your ass talking shit about beeple for years! "
"Dis other one keep talking about Chantal, 'She's fat she's fat' she is buffalo too!" Hmmm. "Charlie Gold? How come you got blatform? I see only dis part, you sit in da chair, every time I oven! Every time I hear she talk about you I see da clip you sit in da chair!"
"Sit in your ass, fuckface, sit in your ass. Gary sit in your ass! Dey don't take you outzide, dey don't have fun wit you! What's your content? Talking shit about beeple!?"
"It's a action and reaction! You talk about ME? I have a right to talk about you!"
"You oben your channel, beeple talk, whatchu do? I do da same!"
<Snip DeeDee Talking>
Dis is Jessica Messica! She is whine about the Documentarians of Milk for from Cow.
"Jessica dats your bicture, dats your vidjeo!"
"Ha ha!"
Mommy Domme DeeDee "She said she got dox! No her family tree apparently! That whole fucking thing!" I will stop at showing dis almost pornography of revengeness.
<Snip DeeDee asking for Jessica Messica to show when they've ever done anything to her!>
"Dis Jessica! Dis you vidjeo!"
<Snip FWB Drama and Spider Murder>
At dis point Jennifer Korvina she is allegedly call at DeeDee. My Mommy Domme is not taking for the call without brecording!
Nothing burger.
<Snip Threatening Jennifer Korvina and DeeDee is Smart>
Dis Jennifer first message at me!
"I don't zink Air Force is going be happy someone working der is doing dat shit!" Call them!
<Snip FWB Drama>
All this is in the bolice hands now! What's happening right now is inhuman and disgusting! Is not funny for Mommy Domme DeeDee! It is awful! She is in meeting with her boss! These bolice! She will go to end to be doing what she is need do!
<Snip Talking about Jennifer Korvina's Minor Child>
I am tell da bolice I need da name all da beeple call da bolice!
"They tell me I cannot have da name."
DeeDee: "Nope! I don't go on Kiwi Farms I never have, I don't I don't want to! Waste of my time! Why would I do that?"
Nader: "Why I will go? Why tell me one reason dat I will go there!"
DeeDee "On December 25th when I was at Nader's house in Gatineau I was told I was doxed right away, your name's on Kiwi Farms! What's Kiwi Farms?"
Yes, what is Kiwi Farms?
"Kiwi Farms actually I tell you something, Kiwi Farms was one bart of the investigated too because we say dis website is ruining beoples day or whatever. Because bolice is not knowing about it!" HI BOLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Actually Kiwi Farms have a lot of case against the guy who own it!" Oh not, not da guy dat owns da Kiwi Farms!!! "People get hurt because of dat, you know he got a LOT of cases open!"
"Who you are? Nobody know you!"
<Obi Out>
Meal Score: -1960 Bre-Backage Noodle
Temberapture: High as Kite +10
Fire Balarms: 0
Cookedness: 10
Blating: -1980
Bapber Towels Murdered: 0 I am murder for tissue tonight
PS: This is another dense one at just under 4 hours in run time. Big shout out to one of the unsung heroes of nightly BP watching, @Chihiro who provides multi-streams so that we can live watch Chantal and Nader at the same time while also reveling in the joy of kittens and their many tiny beans. Also to @Delilah Radio Show for help with ISoul and cross referencing.
Callouts
Gary of Haydur Nation
Our Lady of Lard
Peetz the Undying
Hambur
LifeByJen
Charlie Gold
Joshua Conner "Null" Moon aka Nulltal
Toilet Brush At Work
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Debbie’s mother is having surgery today and Dodo is with her. What do you think the odds she finds her way to the condo in Lachine?
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it pains me to say i lost the screenshots from the pizza stream, however i remember the important arabic parts so ill do my best to write what was said. most of the arabic that was said by the mods, specially regarding isoul el goul was "philosophical" bullshit he seemed like a muslim fanatic talking about how you should let god in ypu life and what not.
how ever he did say he was a palestinian living in the UAE, also he was the first to ask nader to talk about the recordings.
the other mod maya loo told in arabic to isoul to ban anyone who spoke against nader, at the same time kept bragging how no one can understand their lingo (not an arab still can understand you so go fuck yourself maya). she also said the most scariest thing about how she is willing to give her blood head and soul for her uncle nader (she called her AM like the other two arab mods which means paternal uncle so have that for your records), same time beto shows up and praised her UNCLE NADDY and bragged about how she lived in europe and learnt not to trust the people there, and said how the mods ALLOW people to talk to nader. near the end nader did say in arabic hoe his love and passion for the arab mods is so vast and stuff, and how he never slept with anyone for money and materials, and at the same time while the mods kept mass baning people isoul said how no one can judge nader cause they never walked in his shoes (fuck off), and their was more dick sucking going on about how nader loves the mods and how the mods loved and support him through everything (you get the idea), after that nothing significant was said in arabic just more gibberish.
the most important notes are these:
1-isoul el ghoul is a palestinian living in the UAE(male)
2-beto is an iraqi who has been living in a europian country for 20 years (female), also could be naders niece (undetermined) he did call her that so take it into consideration
3-maya loo said in arabic that she is canadian with a lebanese decent(female).
sorry its long hope this was helpful!
how ever he did say he was a palestinian living in the UAE, also he was the first to ask nader to talk about the recordings.
the other mod maya loo told in arabic to isoul to ban anyone who spoke against nader, at the same time kept bragging how no one can understand their lingo (not an arab still can understand you so go fuck yourself maya). she also said the most scariest thing about how she is willing to give her blood head and soul for her uncle nader (she called her AM like the other two arab mods which means paternal uncle so have that for your records), same time beto shows up and praised her UNCLE NADDY and bragged about how she lived in europe and learnt not to trust the people there, and said how the mods ALLOW people to talk to nader. near the end nader did say in arabic hoe his love and passion for the arab mods is so vast and stuff, and how he never slept with anyone for money and materials, and at the same time while the mods kept mass baning people isoul said how no one can judge nader cause they never walked in his shoes (fuck off), and their was more dick sucking going on about how nader loves the mods and how the mods loved and support him through everything (you get the idea), after that nothing significant was said in arabic just more gibberish.
the most important notes are these:
1-isoul el ghoul is a palestinian living in the UAE(male)
2-beto is an iraqi who has been living in a europian country for 20 years (female), also could be naders niece (undetermined) he did call her that so take it into consideration
3-maya loo said in arabic that she is canadian with a lebanese decent(female).
sorry its long hope this was helpful!
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Without Nader drama all Chantal does is be fat and talk about the same things over and over. Even with Nader drama her role in it is so repetitive now. Fingers crossed she gets some new life by meeting another cow in her dating adventures
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@Tangerine Dreams
I both love but absolutely loath your Nader recaps. You capture perfectly how fucking retarded he speaks and it’s hilarious yet infuriating knowing he actually talks this way. Good work xx
As for his comment “nobody know you”, I personally find that more preferable than to be him and “known”. Go figure he’s the type to find any attention to be better than no attention. What a pitiful twat.
I both love but absolutely loath your Nader recaps. You capture perfectly how fucking retarded he speaks and it’s hilarious yet infuriating knowing he actually talks this way. Good work xx
As for his comment “nobody know you”, I personally find that more preferable than to be him and “known”. Go figure he’s the type to find any attention to be better than no attention. What a pitiful twat.
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Doo Doo's mom is getting surgery? How much you wanna bet she's gonna be calling Da Real Man every half hour, to make sure he's not getting some hot and sweaty guntin' while she's away?
(Hope her mom does well and recovers quickly.)
(Hope her mom does well and recovers quickly.)
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Can't tell if the author is Junji Ito or Stephen King.
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The shape of this mans skull will baffle science for decades
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Finally I understand the written text. I knew he was a pos. But dear god.
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I hope this couple can learn to communicate their feelings in a thoughtful, less destructive way, so that they can learn to share their lives together in a way that is enriching for both of them.
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I always thought Nader was some muscular black Egyptian based on literally everything that was said about him during MATI, can’t believe he actually looks like the Cars tow truck
Who Now
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Nice multiple aliases there. I feel weird if I use my middle initial sometimes
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The art of STEB STEB.
Bonus Naders sexual chicken
Bonus Naders sexual chicken
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I'd send him a Glitter Bomb but I don't want this piece of shit knowing where I live.
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We're all hoping and praying for this #goals couple to overcome everything and let their love shine bright for all to be jealous of.
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Featured! I wish i could give this whole thread multiple awards. such great coverage, its amazing he stayed on to become an official lolcow. I seriously thoughg he would dip into obscurity, but Chantel introducing him to the internet was a gift.