Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

[D.Va]

It's incredible it took Twitch this long. I give them a week before they reinstate the account of this troon and he goes back to sleeping on cam.

 

[whatever I feel like]

I want to see the free Cosmo campaign at SGDQ. Hope the ban sticks.

 

[Antipathy]

I wonder what website will ban him next?

 

[ThunderPlunder]

I wonder what website will ban him next?

Hopefully this Troon will become a true 41%’er and an hero on livestream

 

[Drip Feed]

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Speedrunning the infractions record, don't think it's a WR though.

That is a very clean Any% Infraction run, cant wait to see him try beat it.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Nah, he's switching to a point system, Twin Galaxies style.

He was going to have one of his friends verify it but whoops he doesn't have any.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Nah, he's switching to a point system, Twin Galaxies style.

He was going to have one of his friends verify it but whoops he doesn't have any.

Decades from now, speedrunning historians will question how he could've committed suicide from bullying over 2 million times when the game's programming only allows a maximum score of 1.

 

[Stahl]

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Speedrunning the infractions record, don't think it's a WR though.

Maybe I'm being jaded, but to me that whole email reads "we tried really hard to be biased in your favor, but your shitty behavior has gotten to the point where we can't get away with it anymore, and now we have to ban you."

I mean, 14 infractions? I though indefinite bans were supposed to be a "three strikes and you're out" thing, and yet Narcissa amassed almost 5 times that amount in a few months. Maybe I'm mis-remembering something?

Tragically, having to earn these extra few infractions probably did cost him the indefinite Twitch ban world record.

 

[Queen Kimberly]

Anyone have screen caps of Narcos Twitter? He put it on private and deleted his Reddit account right around when he got the news from Twitch. Then streamed on YouTube and acted non chalant about the whole thing.

 

[metroid_fetish]

Nah, he's switching to a point system, Twin Galaxies style.

He was going to have one of his friends verify it but whoops he doesn't have any.

He's the Queen of Kong.

 

[D.Va]

Maybe I'm being jaded, but to me that whole email reads "we tried really hard to be biased in your favor, but your shitty behavior has gotten to the point where we can't get away with it anymore, and now we have to ban you."

I mean, 14 infractions? I though indefinite bans were supposed to be a "three strikes and you're out" thing, and yet Narcissa amassed almost 5 times that amount in a few months. Maybe I'm mis-remembering something?

Tragically, having to earn these extra few infractions probably did cost him the indefinite Twitch ban world record.

Of course he's getting special treatment, those infractions are just for the last five months alone. The # of infractions actually counted is very lenient considering how much time he doesn't spend playing games. His sleeping-on-stream antics were ignored because it didn't harm the image of Twitch as a company, but there's a big difference between that and streaming your fap folder when the content is monetised by Amazon. Allowing this to continue could put their ad revenue in jeopardy.

His personalised suspension letter even has an appeal link. I don't really have much faith in them to end this with anything other than "you can keep your partnership but please stop streaming pornography hmm-kay?"

 

[vertexwindi]

Of course he's getting special treatment, those infractions are just for the last five months alone. The # of infractions actually counted is very lenient considering how much time he doesn't spend playing games. His sleeping-on-stream antics were ignored because it didn't harm the image of Twitch as a company, but there's a big difference between that and streaming your fap folder when the content is monetised by Amazon. Allowing this to continue could put their ad revenue in jeopardy.

His personalised suspension letter even has an appeal link. I don't really have much faith in them to end this with anything other than "you can keep your partnership but please stop streaming pornography hmm-kay?"

I wonder why they even try because at this point Cosmo is perfectly content to keep biting the hand that tries to feed him, over and over and over again, like an abused dog. In drag. Not my best metaphor but you know what I mean.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

I wonder why they even try because at this point Cosmo is perfectly content to keep biting the hand that tries to feed him, over and over and over again, like an abused dog. In drag. Not my best metaphor but you know what I mean.

I think you mean a horse though. Cosmo does look the part as this thread will show

 

[AnOminous]

I think you mean a horse though. Cosmo does look the part as this thread will show

I wonder if he often gets asked "Why the long face?"

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

I wonder if he often gets asked "Why the long face?"

that would require going outside among normal non troon enabling folk though

 

[Nobunaga]

I wonder if he often gets asked "Why the long face?"

Cosmo is the ultimate neet, hes even developed an alergic reaction to the sun

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Cosmo is the ultimate neet, hes even developed an alergic reaction to the sun

should we hope he bursts into flame or becomes normal if he gets kicked out of his parent's house and into the sun?

 

[Plissken]

should we hope he bursts into flame or becomes normal if he gets kicked out of his parent's house and into the sun?

He's much more likely to burst into flame. He's too far gone to become normal again.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

He's much more likely to burst into flame. He's too far gone to become normal again.

probably true. Kind of sad that Cosmo is this far gone

 

[Drip Feed]

He's much more likely to burst into flame. He's too far gone to become normal again.

With the amount of soylant he consumes, he would most likely turn into some soy based sludge, i doubt his calcium levels are all that great too.

I feel sorry for his body, its just an amalgamation of artificial sugars, synthetic vitamins and soy.

also looking more into the engredients, shit like vanillin is harvested from Beaver anal secretions, Gum arabic that is most likely causeing narcissa to fart a lot and be bound up, sucralose etc, consuming as much as narcissa does in substituting meals, man thats not good in the long run, and the fucker wanted to be sponsored, i doubt they want some known speedrunner trans dying while knowing this is all they consume, does anyone know if he actually went out to try get sponsorship by them anyway?