Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

[YW 525]

Dude hasn't done a proper speedrun in over a year.

"speedrunning doesn't pay"

 

[Fistbeard_McThunderaxe]

Speedrunning was lucrative as heck. Cosmo would get hundreds of dollars per stream in donations on top of subs.

 

[Raging Capybara]

Narco doesn't want a job because it's too humiliating, but "blood sports" are fine I guess? Gosh, cam whoring is more dignifying.

 

[Erich Raeder]

So let me get this straight, his plan is to let people insult him onstream for superchat bux? Doesn’t that make him basically an emotional prostitute?

 

[RJ MacReady]

So let me get this straight, his plan is to let people insult him onstream for superchat bux? Doesn’t that make him basically an emotional prostitute?

He's following an emergent trend. Twitch's IRL (live vlogging) category was corrupted by emotionally unstable dimwits who stream themselves inviting and encouraging bullshit drama to gain popularity through reddit, and a lot of bottom feeders followed in their wake. His finer moments already made the rounds on subs like r/livestreamfail anyway, so it's only natural he'd make a sad and transparent attempt to capitalise on it.

 

[Raging Capybara]

it's only natural he'd make a sad and transparent attempt to capitalise on it.

Which is a stupid idea because it's forced. Just like unfunny forced memes, nobody likes these stuff.

Chriss, DSP and others have a huge history in internet drama because they're spontaneous. They don't seek the controversies, actually they have tried to the hardest to keep away from all the bullshit but since they're autistic idiots nothing has worked. Cosmo has none of these things going on for him, he's super boring and don't get mad at insults. Why would anyone watch an "internet drama" when the person involved simply can't be offended?

Chris and others are funny because they throw tantrums all the time, Narco is incapable of that.

 

[CIA Nigger]

So let me get this straight, his plan is to let people insult him onstream for superchat bux? Doesn’t that make him basically an emotional prostitute?

Except I doubt he'll make too many superchat bux. Most of the time when people donate superchat bux it's to streams that tend to be entertaining, like MisterMetokurs, or those IRL streamers where you'd pay money to blast TTS out in public places before watching them get yelled at/kicked out by security.

Narcissa's a depressing troon who's entertainment comes from people snipping clips of his meltdowns and posting them to here/4chan's /v/ board/samandtolki.

 

[Muttnik]

My favorite part of the stream was one of the callers--PapaSponge I think???--giving him a long-winded healthy bit of counselling, encouragement, and constructive criticism that would benefit him and then Cosmo just sitting there for several minutes in dead silence before breaking down in tears and popping an estrogen pill. It's the best visual representation of everything Cosmo embodies as a whole.

 

[lol you sukc]

Except I doubt he'll make too many superchat bux. Most of the time when people donate superchat bux it's to streams that tend to be entertaining, like MisterMetokurs, or those IRL streamers where you'd pay money to blast TTS out in public places before watching them get yelled at/kicked out by security.

Narcissa's a depressing troon who's entertainment comes from people snipping clips of his meltdowns and posting them to here/4chan's /v/ board/samandtolki.

Thinking about it, this one guy's suggestion to go on Destiny's stream was actually not all that bad. Destiny would throw a pity party and his audience would swallow this shit no questions asked. So what does Narci do with this well-meaning advice? Ignore everything that made it good in the first place and put on the most lame ass snoozefest that will be enjoyed by absolutely no one.

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

My favorite part of the stream was one of the callers--PapaSponge I think???--giving him a long-winded healthy bit of counselling, encouragement, and constructive criticism that would benefit him and then Cosmo just sitting there for several minutes in dead silence before breaking down in tears and popping an estrogen pill. It's the best visual representation of everything Cosmo embodies as a whole.

Come on now, you can't just bring that up and not share a time code!

 

[Muttnik]

Come on now, you can't just bring that up and not share a time code!

PapaSponge's convo starts winding down around 8:21:49. It's somewhere around there.

 

[CIA Nigger]

He's streaming again trying to do more IBS stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IY1ilXGfSw

PapaSponge's convo starts winding down around 8:21:49. It's somewhere around there.

I clipped out his whole convo from the stream, along with his crying afterwards, I just need a place to upload it to since streamable is limited to 10 minutes.

 

[Yentl Goyim]

Cosmo is reading this thread right now.

So are his trans-fans. Hi beaker.
I thought it was annoying that he mostly brought on supporters instead of "haters" to "debate" with. He lashes out at his supporters/donators whenever they try to talk him into fighting back which is funny, but when "alt right incels" are in his crosshairs he just stays quiet and submissive which is boring. He ended up crying 2 times and having one breakdown before the stream ends. So much for bloodsports. I think the breakdown was over a supporter that voiced the "wrong" opinion and hung up rather than debate with Cosmo. Cosmo was already drunk off wine, estrogen, and soylent but then decides to get into a call with "papasponge" who explains how damaging this format is to him and he just breaks. I think reading the chat also fucked with his emotions, with names like Johnathan Numericals, Johnny Integers dropping bait everywhere. I don't think the alfa-mail/incel-beta/hetero-god lad was as funny as he thought he was, but in retrospect cosmo just proves him right. Even the underage mod who was funny, makes cosmo look bad. I also didn't understand why people were expecting callers to give some sort of professional debate, then immediately yell "NARCI WON" as if he wasn't going to have another completely humiliating breakdown.

Pic related. timestamp about 8:31:10 It's popular belief that the ban evading spammer in chat was the "hetero male" caller.

Memorable stream quotes:
"This whole center, right, left shit. I just wanna escape. I wanna escape. I wanna escape."
"It's times like right now where I think suicide wouldn't be that bad of a thing."
"I think success would be me splattering my brains all over the wall."

 

[Satania]

Tuned in for a bit and he's talking to bunch of kids. So much for blood fights, huh.

 

[CrunkLord420]

Narcissa needs a manager to organize the callers and keep her off of Splatoon. She brought her 13 year old mod on stream to talk the whole time, hopefully the next stream involve some real calls.

 

[Yentl Goyim]

Narcissa needs a manager to organize the callers and keep her off of Splatoon. She brought her 13 year old mod on stream to talk the whole time, hopefully the next stream involve some real calls.

Absolutely BASED gumball proving alpha/incel/heteros right by putting homos and crossdressers in their place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IY1ilXGfSw

1:52:10 "wrong pronouns? but youre a dude. PLEASE dont tell me youre trans"
1:57:15 "were the wigs cause you had cancer or something?"
1:57:47 "narci became a girl now... crossdresser, and its like fuck off bigot. seriously those people are FAGS"

 

[Dave]

Was there really complaints that speed running doesn't pay?

 

[Drip Feed]

That blood sports stream... every donation he got did you noticed that adrenaline rush and need to fight back and just be extremely on the offencive, even in posture.

 

[Cut my dick into pieces]

Memorable stream quotes:
"This whole center, right, left shit. I just wanna escape. I wanna escape. I wanna escape."
"It's times like right now where I think suicide wouldn't be that bad of a thing."
"I think success would be me splattering my brains all over the wall."

Ah I see he's preparing for another attempt at making people think he's commited suicide so he can get attention and asspats. He'll ramp up the suicide talk, make some sort of vague dramatic statement and then go offline for 24 hours and wait for people to worry about him before he comes back. Then repeat the exact same process in 4-6 months.

 

[Zilortha]

I don't think the alfa-mail/incel-beta/hetero-god lad was as funny as he thought he was

Is the "alfa guy" wq? If so, I think you guys are completely missing the fact that he's playing a character of sorts (it's a drastically exaggerated persona satirizing vloggers/etc.). But tbh I'm kind of biased... I like the guy and think his act is sort of genius. It's less "standard comedy" and more "cringe comedy" though (tbf there's more to it than that, but idk).

Also these pics always crack me up. I just want to caption them "The picture of perfect mental health". lol.