💼 Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

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Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

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  • Never.

    Votes: 838 20.2%

  • >2 years

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I know the chat was disabled on the Stream.me, but is there ANY chat at all at this point? Even the discord has hours/days between messages. The "Stream" channel goes for long bouts of nothing. Does Narci have actual conversations with anyone anymore or is it largely just talking to one self?
Some times I take a peek for a few minutes on Narci stream for shits and feel like its someone talking in to a void, same way as you may see homeless people with issues do.
 
There's an argument that seriously mentally ill people should be put in a protected virtual environment. They'd stream but the only 'people' they interacted with would be bots. The 'donations' they got would actually be their government welfare, channeled through the bot accounts, which would all post inane but supportive things like 'You go $SPED_PSEUDO_GENDER'. Obviously someone in this position would be traumatised if they found out the truth so the virtualised environmental should fulfill the Popek Goldberg conditions so that it was impossible for them to detect.

Ie anything they did which could detect the virtualisation would be sent to a sort of virtual machine monitor equivalent. Basically a committee of people who intercept their communications and substitute replies that did not reveal the virtualisation.

This would be far more cost effective than institutionalisation and far safer than being left unsupervised.
 
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
There's an argument that seriously mentally ill people should be put in a protected virtual environment. They'd stream but the only 'people' they interacted with would be bots. The 'donations' they got would actually be their government welfare, channeled through the bot accounts, which would all post inane but supportive things like 'You go $SPED_PSEUDO_GENDER'.
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I think you just described Narcissa's ideal world.
 
It is especially ideal for Narcissa because she just wants to take drugs to avoid responsibility, and the more drugs she takes, the more it lobotomises her.
 
Gustav Schuchardt said:
There's an argument that seriously mentally ill people should be put in a protected virtual environment. They'd stream but the only 'people' they interacted with would be bots. The 'donations' they got would actually be their government welfare, channeled through the bot accounts, which would all post inane but supportive things like 'You go $SPED_PSEUDO_GENDER'. Obviously someone in this position would be traumatised if they found out the truth so the virtualised environmental should fulfill the Popek Goldberg conditions so that it was impossible for them to detect.

Ie anything they did which could detect the virtualisation would be sent to a sort of virtual machine monitor equivalent. Basically a committee of people who intercept their communications and substitute replies that did not reveal the virtualisation.

This would be far more cost effective than institutionalisation and far safer than being left unsupervised.
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A bullet is cheaper, gwailo.
 
Actually another advantage would be that people who hadn't been virtualised would be able to say whatever they want without fear of triggering some loony, because all the loonies would be safe in virtualised environments.

So the solution to people complaining about 'misgendering' or 'dead naming' would be to silently and permanently sentence the complainer to virtualisation.
 
This whole scheme relies on the subject interacting with the outside world solely through devices.......its fucking bullet proof!
 
GhostButt said:
This whole scheme relies on the subject interacting with the outside world solely through devices.......its fucking bullet proof!
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In Version 2 it would make sense to send men in black vans to tranquilliser dart the speds, haul them off the street and physically hook them into The Matrix where Soylent and delusions would be pumped in and waste products pumped out.

I reckon Version 1 would work for Narcissa or more reclusive subjects. A more ambulatory subject may well pose problems.

Mind you if Narcissa walked up to you and started raving about how he was stuck in a virtualised environment you'd just assume he was batshit, bugfuck crazy and thus not violate the Popek Goldberg conditions by confirming his suspicions.

Incidentally I'd recommend some sort of implant even in V1 subjects to check location, blood chemistry and so on. Any missing nutrients could be put into his Soylent.

The great thing about all this is that if the subjects complained to randos IRL those randos would just assume it was a delusion caused by paranoid schizophrenia.
 
Gustav Schuchardt said:
In Version 2 it would make sense to send men in black vans to tranquilliser dart the speds, haul them off the street and physically hook them into The Matrix where Soylent and delusions would be pumped in and waste products pumped out.

I reckon Version 1 would work for Narcissa or more reclusive subjects. A more ambulatory subject may well pose problems.

Mind you if Narcissa walked up to you and started raving about how he was stuck in a virtualised environment you'd just assume he was batshit, bugfuck crazy and thus not violate the Popek Goldberg conditions by confirming his suspicions.

Incidentally I'd recommend some sort of implant even in V1 subjects to check location, blood chemistry and so on. Any missing nutrients could be put into his Soylent.

The great thing about all this is that if the subjects complained to randos IRL those randos would just assume it was a delusion caused by paranoid schizophrenia.
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Or, just hear me out, a bullet through the head instead.
 
(not) y2k compliant said:
I know the chat was disabled on the Stream.me, but is there ANY chat at all at this point? Even the discord has hours/days between messages. The "Stream" channel goes for long bouts of nothing. Does Narci have actual conversations with anyone anymore or is it largely just talking to one self?
Some times I take a peek for a few minutes on Narci stream for shits and feel like its someone talking in to a void, same way as you may see homeless people with issues do.
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https://www.stream.me/narcissa#archive
Yes, you can see her putting it on the screen at times. She doesn't interact with the chat a lot, and that chat doesn't have much to say.
 
Sisteena Foriner said:
The tournament starts in 9 minutes from now, Narco is in Pool A3, seems like 500 people signed up, bracket and Nairo's Stream.
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I assume there's a chance Narcissa won't even feature on that channel if she doesn't go fairly deep (big online fighting game brackets confuse me)? I guess at least she seems like she'll stream it too.
 
Cosmo just got worked by this Mega Man player 2-0 kicking him out of the tournament. Cosmo made it 3 rounds haha.

Edit: "Well I'm still in the tournament ... loser's bracket"

I'm not counting that.
 
Lucas Silva #4903141 said:
https://smash.gg/tournament/ultimate-naifu-wars-1/event/ultimate-1v1-naifu-wars/entrant/2365478

Wow, Narcissa actually won a couple of matches. Based King Burst, tho.
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Pozzingmyfilthyneghole (ASK ME ABOUT MY SOCKS) said:
Not bad for a sewer vampire like Narcissa.
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I watched the stream, the first one was basically a free win, the second it was meh , so i wouldnt say it was a big archivement for a vampire who grinds smash bros to lose the real fight to the third guy who actually did know how to play the game
 
I was watching the fight. Action Jon was pretty good as Incineroar. He actually took 3 stocks off Narcissa very easily the first game. It's kinda funny how Narcissa was doing the same methods over and over. It was to the point i kinda knew exactly what she'll do if someone got too close to her but then again, she's playing a character with projectiles so she has to spam like hell in order to win.
 
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