Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,399 58.4%

  • Never.

    Votes: 826 20.1%

  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%
  • Total voters
    4,107
Steam Crow said:
Narcissa just fought against Void, a Smash pro, while he was on Wolf, not his main. Naricssa was also not on her main, playing Zelda. She got stomped pretty hard, and lamented not playing on her main. Void didn't choose for a rematch and dodged her, citing "having to record stuff". Sounds like excuses I'd get from girls who don't want to go out with me.
https://twitter.com/gsmVoiD/status/1082250056260935680
She's currently not taking the loss too well and has stopped playing for a good 10 minutes, sighing occasionally and trying to shake off the loss.

Edit: 20 minutes later, and despite "feeling fine" she decides to take on half an edible, because she "likes the challenge of having to deal with those powerful emotions".

Also, in lieu of Narcissa doing ANYTHING interesting I've started to look up some of Red Proletariat's crap. This is without a doubt one of the most pathetic human beings I've ever seen. He's just so absolutely desperate for ANY sort of interaction with Narcissa, and yet so absolutely incapable of providing even an ounce of interesting conversation.
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And yet despite this, he thinks his creativity is novel worthy
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Here's an excerpt from the future New York Times bestseller
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https://twitter.com/1RedProletariat/status/1080715204839772160

Now in glorious tomato form:
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One more for the road
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Christ their artwork is so fucking bad. My favorite thing is how they can't draw eyes so they just hide them in almost all of their pictures.

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Nice fucking hand Adolf Hitler, what the hell is wrong with it?

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Steam Crow said:
Narcissa just fought against Void, a Smash pro, while he was on Wolf, not his main. Naricssa was also not on her main, playing Zelda. She got stomped pretty hard, and lamented not playing on her main. Void didn't choose for a rematch and dodged her, citing "having to record stuff". Sounds like excuses I'd get from girls who don't want to go out with me.
https://twitter.com/gsmVoiD/status/1082250056260935680
She's currently not taking the loss too well and has stopped playing for a good 10 minutes, sighing occasionally and trying to shake off the loss.

Edit: 20 minutes later, and despite "feeling fine" she decides to take on half an edible, because she "likes the challenge of having to deal with those powerful emotions".

Also, in lieu of Narcissa doing ANYTHING interesting I've started to look up some of Red Proletariat's crap. This is without a doubt one of the most pathetic human beings I've ever seen. He's just so absolutely desperate for ANY sort of interaction with Narcissa, and yet so absolutely incapable of providing even an ounce of interesting conversation.
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And yet despite this, he thinks his creativity is novel worthy
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Here's an excerpt from the future New York Times bestseller
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https://twitter.com/1RedProletariat/status/1080715204839772160

Now in glorious tomato form:
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https://twitter.com/1RedProletariat/status/1081193619351064578

One more for the road
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I hope this dude is ESL. If not holy shit.
 
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I think it depends how much the medication she is taking was fucking her up vs just being a recreational drug addict. If going off oestrogen, etc made her less pathetic and a little more energetic I could see some people returning.

The main problem is that people used to watch Cosmo for high level gameplay, and due to her fucked up wrists, Narcissa can't really do that (possibly explaining the moping sessions between Smash games). Doing full 1 hr+ runs of games may be challenging, not to mention recovering the lost skills.
 
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He just cancelled his Twitter account!
He's got 30 days to reverse that. You think he'll be able to throw away 10k followers (Even tho I assume most have him on ignore at this point)
 
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rabo said:
He just cancelled his Twitter account!
He's got 30 days to reverse that. You think he'll be able to throw away 10k followers (Even tho I assume most have him on ignore at this point)
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...yeah. I think Narcissa would do it because they're stupid.
 
With this thread becoming more popular, I went back to Cosmo's most famous stream: the AGDQ 2013 Wind Waker stream. At least, that's how I found him, back in the day. It's surreal, seeing Cosmo be competent again. There's basically no indication that he was 2 years away from a total mental breakdown, aside from some obvious awkwardness. But if every awkward speedrunner had a mental breakdown, there wouldn't be a speedrunning community.
 
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rabo said:
He just cancelled his Twitter account!
He's got 30 days to reverse that. You think he'll be able to throw away 10k followers (Even tho I assume most have him on ignore at this point)
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That's a classic attention whoring move. We'll see if he means it because chances are he'll reactivate it in a few days when he's mad he has less attention online.
 
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