Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

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[millais]

yeah he could use a full face veil to hide the tooth gap. maybe go for full on burkha to shield stream viewers from the rest

 

[AnOminous]

yeah he could use a full face veil to hide the tooth gap. maybe go for full on burkha to shield stream viewers from the rest

Lol, he'd need a Quonset hut to hide that fivehead though.

 

[Captain Fish]

It's so crazy cause as Cosmo, he was pretty dorky looking(and sometimes sorta sick looking) but like when he was healthy and having fun, he was pretty adorable.

And now we have Narcissa that is....... looing.... yeah.

 

[Shugo]

This is my youtube subscription box

Spoiler

They appear to be videos comparing side-by-side different Ocarina of Time strategies to see which are faster. You should also note that Cosmo changed his youtube name to "Formerly CosmoSpeedruns"

From a comment:

The videos on this channel were all unlisted/private for a while. Just now they were made public again, but even the stuff that had never been public before - so those videos were all dates as though they were new vids.

 

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Spoiler: mfw this thread

 

[D.Va]

Can we talk about Narcy's fashion sense for a minute? Everything about him is so plain. He has so many of those flower print shirts and it's like he gets his clothes from a retirement home; even his lounge pants have flower patterns. Girls his age wear jeans and blazers, not this shit.

The hair doesn't help either. I'm guessing he regretted dyeing his hair fucking blanche because he's just been letting it grow out, and for the past few months his hair has been this unkempt half-and-half of brown and white. The least he could have done is re-dyed to a colour that wasn't as horrible and just reapplied the roots every month, but Narcy doesn't know dick about how to maintain an appearance.

 

[PrincessHomura]

Can we talk about Narcy's fashion sense for a minute? Everything about him is so plain. He has so many of those flower print shirts and it's like he gets his clothes from a retirement home; even his lounge pants have flower patterns. Girls his age wear jeans and blazers, not this shit.

The hair doesn't help either. I'm guessing he regretted dyeing his hair fucking blanche because he's just been letting it grow out, and for the past few months his hair has been this unkempt half-and-half of brown and white. The least he could have done is re-dyed to a colour that wasn't as horrible and just reapplied the roots every month, but Narcy doesn't know dick about how to maintain an appearance.

Like it's not enough to have that horrible base to work from, he's also giving it zero effort, making him look more horrifying with each passing day. Do you get extra oppression points the worse you look?

 

[Snacker]

At least the sudden video spam reminded me to unsub from that channel.

 

[Raging Capybara]

Flowers are a girly girl thing, every tranny does that, pink, flowers and hearts are the only thing acceptable for them.

 

[Kurosen]

Sooo... looking at the Twitch page for Breath of the Wild, several people are already playing it, and some have over 10k views... I don't see the "Queen of Zelda" anywhere though... hmmm.....

 

[Shugo]

Sooo... looking at the Twitch page for Breath of the Wild, several people are already playing it, and some have over 10k views... I don't see the "Queen of Zelda" anywhere though... hmmm.....

It's officially out March 3rd (according to Cosmo in the last video), those people are playing early or something.

 

[Kurosen]

It's officially out March 3rd (according to Cosmo in the last video), those people are playing early or something.

Seems a bit pretentious to proclaim yourself royalty of something and you can't even get it early. Another Zelda peasant he will be.

 

[Shugo]

and you can't even get it early

People have been banned off twitch for streaming some games early. It's a good idea not to poke the bear when your livelihood depends on your twitch account.

A quick glance at the streams, most of them have PROVIDED BY NINTENDO in the title, meaning they are copies meant for pre-release streaming, for hype purposes, and they are allowed to stream and receive the game before the date. Nintendo can obviously see they want nothing to do with Cosmo anymore, though, so no copy.

 

[bottomfeeder]

He looks like someone cast a curse on him.

 

[PrincessHomura]

He looks like someone cast a curse on him.

You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

 

[Abby]

Narcissa talks about how other people are being given permission to stream it early from Nintendo and how she feels like she deserves it more because she cares about Zelda more. This video is 5 hours long but I know she talks about the other streams getting it early in the beginning.

Bonus, about 20 minutes in there's a moment of self-awareness where she laments that her self-destruction has led her to be at the bottom of the totem pole, but she quickly reverts back to her delusions.

 

[AnOminous]

Holy Christ, that face is like the last thing you see before you die, peering down at you from the top of the well.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I don't know what is sadder. Seeing what Cosmo has become, or reading the comments from people in his channel that are still somehow legitimately watching and not just there to see the trainwreck that is his life.

 

[Xerxes IX]

Narcissa talks about how other people are being given permission to stream it early from Nintendo and how she feels like she deserves it more because she cares about Zelda more. This video is 5 hours long but I know she talks about the other streams getting it early in the beginning.

Bonus, about 20 minutes in there's a moment of self-awareness where she laments that her self-destruction has led her to be at the bottom of the totem pole, but she quickly reverts back to her delusions.

It's not about who cares about Zelda more, it's about who will give the game more positive exposure. I.e. not a ghastly tranny who "ironically" ebegs on stream. But like with that self-aware moment, she probably knows that but can't face the facts that the speedrunning community has long since moved on to more relevant people.