Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,399 58.4%

  • Never.

    Votes: 826 20.1%

  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%
  • Total voters
    4,107
mdr4life said:
Edit: apparently the guy that said what he was doing was retarded, CXMU on discord, just recently bought him a bunch of stuff. And Cosmo still lashed out, banned the person and told them to kill themselves
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That's sugar coating it.
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Cxmu created and ran the discord for a while to help Cosmo evade the discord ban while giving him advice on how to be less of a fucking sperg and stay out of trouble. This clearly did not pan out at all, while cxmu was the owner the infamous Twitch shooting post happened. Eventually he realized Cosmo is a lost cause and gave the ownership of the server to Cosmo. Cxmu liked to use no-no words like "tranny" and "faggots" in the server, Cosmo probably didn't like this. The only reason he wasn't banned sooner is because he was the server owner. Literally the next day he gave ownership to Cosmo he gets dropped like a hot potato and told to kill himself.

The guy was the only person that didn't treat Cosmo with kid gloves and actually tried to get him get his shit together but like the footer of the forum says true lolcows reject advice. Cosmo stopped taking the lithium oroate because his sycophants 'friends' on discord told him he wouldn't be able to take LSD with it, and of course Cosmo is too much of a drug addict to give that up.
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I can't help but be reminded once again: every time a person tries to help a lolcow it blows up in their face, eg. the situation with Josh and Chris-Chan.
 
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Large Rodent said:
What did Cosmo do specifically that caused this Cxmu guy to call him retarded in the first place? Sorry, these "incidents" have a tendency to blend together with this guy, I'm losing track.
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the real question is who do i not call a retarded faggot

mdr4life said:
Edit: apparently the guy that said what he was doing was retarded, CXMU on discord, just recently bought him a bunch of stuff.
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They were basic quality of life items that a schizoaffective nerd wouldn't know to buy - and a friendly reminder that I know where 1320 South East Spanning Apt A is.
House warming gifts, if you will.
 
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BoJack Horseman said:
The guy was the only person that didn't treat Cosmo with kid gloves and actually tried to get him get his shit together but like the footer of the forum says true lolcows reject advice. Cosmo stopped taking the lithium oroate because his sycophants 'friends' on discord told him he wouldn't be able to take LSD with it, and of course Cosmo is too much of a drug addict to give that up.
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Welp, there's another thing I wish I didn't know existed thanks to the Kiwi Farms:
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snoke crack wid me said:
the real question is who do i not call a retarded faggot


They were basic quality of life items that a schizoaffective nerd wouldn't know to buy - and a friendly reminder that I know where 1320 South East Spanning Apt A is.
House warming gifts, if you will.
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What city/state?

Edit: Nevermind he's messing with us, this address is a fight club reference.
 
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snoke crack wid me said:


it's almost as if magnesium is an essential nutrient whose lack of causes mental illness
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Especially if you have a fridge full of just Soylent.
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snoke crack wid me said:
it's almost as if magnesium is an essential nutrient whose lack of causes mental illness
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At this point, it might just be irreversible.
 
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All of the tiktoks seem directed towards Scylla and one directly names him. What is going on? I've lost the thread of this arc.
 

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Cosmo is now nobility and must wear jewelry to look like a noble.
He feels good today because he watched an anime and felt representation with a chick character in the anime.
Now refers to himself as a "villainess" like the anime girl.
He wants a tiara.
He is luxurious, he wants to be a pampered princess
He won't short crypto because "he's an up only girl in a down world"
 
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