Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

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Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,399 58.4%
  • Never.

    Votes: 825 20.1%
  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%

  • Total voters
    4,106
This is it, this is the end.

The end of Cosmo Wright.



For a whole week.
Yah he just admitted that it'd likely be a few months before he'll be back. What will likely happen is that he'll move back in with his parents (I'm guessing he will be evicted because I doubt he is going to pay a lease break fee?) then once he is comfortable enough he'll be back.

Also a few paypigs are starting to donate to him and he is saying that it's helping to recoup his losses. I think he has a little under $500 in donation so far.
 
Also a few paypigs are starting to donate to him and he is saying that it's helping to recoup his losses. I think he has a little under $500 in donation so far.

He has over $500, someone in the chat said $700?
 
Doing the thing where he goes between crying and laughing. Trying hard to pull the shirt down over his shoulder like he always does. Then of course lots and lots of loudly blowing his nose then chucking the snot rags into a huge pile on the desk he eats at. The last time he did it, he actually took the just used snot rag he blew his nose with and wiped his eye with it.

Yes Cosmo, what a pretty princess you are.
 
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Honestly though, if they just did streams like this here they played a fucking videogame, they clearly wouldn't be struggling like they are. These absolute insane "stare at the wall for 8 hours" streams are pure nonsensetonium. I can't understand why they don't see that.
 
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Frankly, it was never "becoming a girl" that fucked him over. It was the attitude he took along with it. Getting lazy, being a piece of shit that demanded to succeed just for existing. Making petty attacks against people who didn't do anything to him. Doing the burning bridges 100% speedrun. Even trannified, if he kept up his usual shit he'd still be as big as he was before, if not more over time. He ruined what he had and now I guess he's blaming it on this thing.
 
We're finally winding down on the stream, they've got all the triforce pieces and are heading to finish the game.

Through the streams they admitted to a lot of faults we all knew about that I think they before now over the years have pretended weren't faults. They admitted to burning a lot of bridges, and to taking some enormous risks for "love" that was really just about them being desperate to get laid. They talked about their crypto BS, and how it wasn't smart to HODL forever. There were some genuine moments where they talked about what songs meaned to them, specifically dragons roost. This is the most lucid I've seen Narcissa in years, and in a way it was genuinely kind of sad to see them like this. I've seen them strung out and high as shit whining a million times, but they were pretty much REALLY all there today. I think the bitcoin shit really did break them.

The waffled several times on deleting the channel or not, and ended up deciding on not, which obviously leaves them open to just get on tomorrow if they want. I'm not sure if they will or won't actually. It'd be wild to me if they just kept streaming after this stream, but I could see it happening. That chat was mostly nice to them the entire way through, there was a few times people showed up and sand something or other and all were almost instantly deleted. They consistently denyed the entire stream that they were committing suicide, only saying that they were quitting streaming, and were going to be forced to move again. Some of the language they used seemed fairly suicidal though, they made sure to amend every time they implied death with saying, not actually death though.

They made a fair bit of money on this stream, at least over 1000 I think, they didn't thank anyone, or ask for a single donation, and early in the stream told people that there wasn't any point in donating, but stopped giving input on donations after that.

We're basically right outside of Ganon now, I'll update this post if anything more happens, I watched 90% of the stream so if you have any questions feel free I guess.


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Towards the end people are asking of they have any thoughts, or wany to say anything at all. They don't. They've done several things to delay the stream slightly, thought they keep saying it's not because of wanting to continue streaming, but just to make this run feel really finished. This included doing some of the unnecessary bosses that people can skip even casually, and standing letting songs play. In the Ganon Room Narcissa is reading Ganon's dialogue and is fully crying.

In the final fight they left on the screen where zelda says "its time to say goodbye to this place" for almost a full minute. They almost got killed by ganon but, they won the fight. It's really over.

Nine and a half hours, 136 viewers peak.

Mostly silent through the credits, they ended the stream the second the credits ended.

Thats all folks, final impressions? One of the better streams they've done in nearly 10 years, if all of their streams were like this, we wouldn't be talking about them. I have no idea if they will actually quit or not, I can't believe they could act that well for ten hours pretending they were going to quit, but I also think that come tomorrow they may change their mind. Guess we'll see.
 
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Cosmo will never kill himself and not deleting the channel is just the ten thousandth proof of that. He'll be back, drugged and sleepy, in one week, or one month and the cycle will continue all over again. It doesn't even matter if he moves back in with his parents. There was literally not change in him before during or after the last move.

But hypothetically if Cosmo did commit suicide, it WOULD be right after we finally got some news on Break the Game. It's like the universe is trying everything possible to stop it from ever seeing the light of day.
 
She just said, it reminds me of lotax.
Isn't it crazy how he killed himself the second he ran out of money??

She then said, she isnt going to do it though, she just needs to disappear.

The reason is money, and they say they can't make next months rent streaming anymore.
Was that literally what happened? I always assumed that was just a meme.
 
Cosmo still has Onlyfans and hell even whoring to make money.

Yes, Cosmo is an ugly motherfucker. But there will still be a market for both of those things. Cosmo just doesnt want to WORK. Both of those things require effort (believe it or not they do, usually in the grooming department or networking)

So what does he do? Streaming. Pop it on and play a game, badly, for simps and losers. Theres a reason DSP still streams. His shtick is just worse and less effective.

Cosmo will take the 500+ he earnt today and be back when he runs out of money that he spent on drugs. Drugs to escape from the squalid situation he put himself in.
 
Do we have a grand total on the amount his suicide baiting made him this stream? I saw like 3 different $100+ superchats and a few $50 ones. Was this just an attempt to squeeze the pity bucks as dry as they could get?
 
Do we have a grand total on the amount his suicide baiting made him this stream? I saw like 3 different $100+ superchats and a few $50 ones. Was this just an attempt to squeeze the pity bucks as dry as they could get?
Last I cared to keep count we were at 700. There were a few at the end, but I'm not sure if we broke 1000.
 
He says he had all his money in crypto and he’s down 85%. Oof
My funny money is almost half its value, not that it matters, it is (was) 10 bucks over a beer.
But for people that are heavily invested in any form of crypto, like Narciss seems to be, it is suicide-watch levels of loses.
 
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My funny money is almost half its value, not that it matters, it is (was) 10 bucks over a beer.
But for people that are heavily invested in any form of crypto, like Narciss seems to be, it is suicide-watch levels of loses.
They claimed to have put EVERYTHING into crypto, like a bank replacement.
 
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Frankly, it was never "becoming a girl" that fucked him over. It was the attitude he took along with it. Getting lazy, being a piece of shit that demanded to succeed just for existing. Making petty attacks against people who didn't do anything to him. Doing the burning bridges 100% speedrun. Even trannified, if he kept up his usual shit he'd still be as big as he was before, if not more over time. He ruined what he had and now I guess he's blaming it on this thing.
It wasn’t just getting lazy, Cosmos incel/misogynist mindset towards women shone through and it bled into how he conducted himself in business.

What still floors me to this day was how he talks to a rep from Soylent about getting a sponsorship with them and using the words like “I’m a spoiled bitch who does what she wants”.
Cosmo thinks this is how attractive women talk in business negotiations. Even though I don’t even think the hottest & biggest Instagram influences would be talking like this during a business meeting. Even if their brand is to act like a bratty bitch in public I doubt they would conduct business like this.
Cosmo also thought that being an “attractive“ woman you can pretty much shit on your audience and it won’t matter because more simps will come along.

Needless to say Cosmo is not attractive. even if Cosmo managed to be transported to a nine out of 10 natural womans body, the way that he acts towards his fans and business partners is so irritating that he would still lose everything.
 
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