💼 Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

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Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,416 58.4%

  • Never.

    Votes: 838 20.2%

  • >2 years

    Votes: 887 21.4%
  • Total voters
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Sometimes it is hard to imagine a more pathetic person
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I imagine him watching every "Summoning Salt" video and sobbing throughout
 
Large Rodent said:
[...]Or being anybody, really. It's never happening.
He's so far from the Cosmo you hear about in speed running history he feels more like a distant relative trying to get famous on name recognition rather than the guy himself. [...]
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That's also my takeaway. I only know of him because one of my flatmates was really into speedrunning and we would catch some AGDQ streams he was on (early 2010s I think ?). Even then, that's quite a fall. Most of the cows covered there can (somehow) assemble some viewers and a few whales.
 
I can't see anyone in the near future giving a shit about speedruns. Maybe a few people will watch those summoningsalt videos, plus these games will eventually be forgotten anyway.
 
AlmightyMagichan said:
I can't see anyone in the near future giving a shit about speedruns. Maybe a few people will watch those summoningsalt videos, plus these games will eventually be forgotten anyway.
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They're autistic people fixated on playing games forgotten/considered nostalgia by most people over and over again. Racecar Johnny won't watch them, but they'll be streaming and tard flocks will follow.
Narcissa is unlikeable, even to tards
 
What a fall from grace. Went from being one of *THE* Zelda speedrunners, even doing odd shit like getting the Master Sword in the Smash Bros. Brawl trial of Ocarina of Time, doing many other Zelda titles, even dabbling in other stuff here and there, to fucking Forspoken. A harder fall from grace than Cliff Bleszinski dropping out of Epic Games from his brainchild, Fortnite, and trying to ride the coat tails of the Battle Royale boom, only to be outted as a terrible game developer, and an even worse boss.
 
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