Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

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  • Never.

    Votes: 826 20.1%

  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%
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Cosmo has put up a "severe depression warning" on his Twitch bio.
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BotW is a fun game to speedrun, but he choosed the most boring category to specialize, the 100% complete run, it takes more than 6 hours. In comparison to his old fixation, Wind Waker, is 4 hours and something (I think), basically 60% of the time.

Watch speedruns for long games is insufferable, no wonder these long games are played very late at night during AGDQ. Nobody watches.

EDIT - I searched and simply didn't find any category for BotW arround 6 hours, but he was bragging about this time on twitter other day. He literally made up categories that nobody knows with nonsensical rules. Autism in the finest form.
 
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Raging Capybara said:
EDIT - I searched and simply didn't find any category for BotW arround 6 hours, but he was bragging about this time on twitter other day. He literally made up categories that nobody knows with nonsensical rules. Autism in the finest form.
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Is this really a surprise? Cosmo has already established that he wants nothing to do with the larger speedrunning community. Why would he play a normal category that's actually got competition when he can run his own category by himself, for himself.
 
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Don't bother tuning into the Christmas stream. He was too lazy to get dolled up so he threw a still image of himself getting pissed at twitch chat instead of a live cam. Also banning people for asking gaming related questions. (Do you play CSGO, etc..) Nothing new to report.
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Cosmo has spent the day whining about how depressed he is and blaming everyone else for it. We are all deeply flawed for not piling into the stream and showering him with money, but at the same time Cosmo says that attending speedrunning events to promote his stream is 'beneath him' and that he shouldn't have to lift a finger to advertise or make any changes whatsoever. The stream has been him collecting little 'koroks', like the hidden packages in GTA games, dotted around the massive landscape - something more boring than watching paint dry - and crying that nobody is watching. He apparently draws no connection between how terrible this content is and his lack of success.

He says every day is hell for him. However, claims that by 2021 he will be feeling better for two reasons: 1. Trumpish transphobia will be gone by then (not like he was weeping mess before Trump got in right?) 2. there will be widespread recognition that the game is "perfect". This is classic Cosmo. He won't admit he is wrong about anything; reality will bend to suit him.

However the one bit of progress since this time last year is that now Cosmo is admitting he is mentally ill. A year ago, you'd get banned and shouted at for suggesting he needed help (which happened to me). Now Cosmo has added it to the list of things to whine about. Hopefully he will consider treating streaming like a job or getting a real job, which would improve his life greatly. I think there is no other way out for him -- he is still on the path to total destruction. He is already cracked, so I don't expect 2018 to give us a steep decline, but expect the steady erosion of his sanity to continue as he acts out a living nightmare in solitary confinement, which he calls freedom.

In the meantime we might as well enjoy the show (in a spirit of schadenfreude). Somebody should.

Here is a piece of art from a r/samandtolki user called zack_the_duck. Merry Christmas.

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Raging Capybara said:
BotW is a fun game to speedrun, but he choosed the most boring category to specialize, the 100% complete run, it takes more than 6 hours. In comparison to his old fixation, Wind Waker, is 4 hours and something (I think), basically 60% of the time.

Watch speedruns for long games is insufferable, no wonder these long games are played very late at night during AGDQ. Nobody watches.
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BOTW 100% is something absurd like 36 hours that nobody would watch, maybe he's going for all shrines? I can see that being doable in 8 hours or so, but it'd still be incredibly awful because Cosmo doesn't have the charisma necessary to keep people caring about the game.
 
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Unless he changed his mind, he was running All Main Quests, not 100%, a few months ago. Not certain if it was in the hard difficulty either, but it was a very niche category without much people in it, and his record was beaten in a week or less.

But since he hates the speedrunning community I don't know if any website tracks his time since he probably wouldn't submit it himself.
 
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Im at work at the moment on a short break, I'm reading it now but I just wanna make sure it wasn't a woman that caused this guy to go to the deep end because wow....he really went off the deep end
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It's hard to pinpoint exactly but the general consensus is that his girlfriend Adrian breaking up with him destroyed him mentally and he decided to become his ideal girl instead, in true serial killer fashion.

He's kind of alluded to this in videos too, subtly, since he still brings her up from time to time when he's really down.
 
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