Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,399 58.4%

  • Never.

    Votes: 825 20.1%

  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%
  • Total voters
    4,106
RJ MacReady said:
ZSR released a statement on Cosmo's hijacking of their site.
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So basically Cosmo did a favor to the ZSR community: they still largely keep their same domain name (really http://zelda.speedruns.com is beyond boss) and they're merging their leaderboards with the wider speedruns.com, which apparently was an issue for a while now. All of that without losing anything server-side (since Cosmo had no access to that) and just having to find a new domain!

Thanks Cosmo! It's fitting that your very last inch of involvement with the community was a huge failure (from your point of view) and ended up benefiting everyone else involved instead, without as much as 24 hours of downtime or anything of value being lost! Good job!!
 
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ForgottenAcct said:
Those were all picked up by randos on Reddit to prevent Narcissa from putting up a personal site and/or to spite her.
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I don't know much about this person but the two major fails I've seen -- the Nintendo speed run where his opponent was a good 5-8 minutes ahead -- and this domain hijack fail -- are up there with any I've seen here.

What an epic loser.
 
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ForgottenAcct said:
Those were all picked up by randos on Reddit to prevent Narcissa from putting up a personal site and/or to spite her.
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Ooooh! I misread that as he registered them all to go to his broke ass tantrum version not the actually good zeldaDOTspeedruns. Nice banter lads, register away!
 
Thats pretty lame of him to do that, just out of spite because hes a has-been and the sites moving on? blew up in his face huh.

The need for attention is so strong, pathetic.
 
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When you're approaching 30 and live in a delusional fantasy world.
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Narcissa acts and looks like a very ineffectual villain from a children´s TV show. You know, those sad and pathetic-looking villains that made you feel sad for them, due to how weak, pale, ugly and frail they looked, but how they´d pull the least effective evil plans possible.
 
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Darksydepickle said:
Narcissa acts and looks like a very ineffectual villain from a children´s TV show
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The difference being that those cartoon villains keep coming back every week with a new plan for the next episode. With this latest failed jab, Cosmo has exhausted his last potential to harass anyone. He's out of bullets and now forever confined to irrelevance when it comes to the ZSR community.

The only thing left for him to do now is to keep reeeing on Twitch about how ahead of the curve and how powerful he is in the community - which he will continue to do as long as he lives. Unfortunately for him, though, nobody is listening... and by that, I mean, of course, nobody except us :deviant:
 
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