Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

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Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,399 58.4%
  • Never.

    Votes: 825 20.1%
  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%

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I'm very confused as to why he can't play games while wearing panties just as he played games pre panties. Is it some kind of "tee hee I'm just a dumb girl so I can't play games" thing? Why exactly can he not speedrun anymore?
He is mentally ill faggot. In addition to that, he bought his own bullshit. Cosmo was briefly the best at a single thing in a ridiculously niche field and he made it a foundation of his identity. He isn't anymore and he can't deal with it.

Also, drug abuse.
 
Somehow Cosmo managed to be sorta kinda entertaining for a few hours. 4/10 tho.

I know this has been said a hundred times but are the chances of An Hero higher now that he's on a life dead end? Will his parents kick him off/make him work? Flipping burgers arc?
 
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Somehow Cosmo managed to be sorta kinda entertaining for a few hours. 4/10 tho.

I know this has been said a hundred times but are the chances of An Hero higher now that he's on a life dead end? Will his parents kick him off/make him work? Flipping burgers arc?

I don't think his parents will kick him out, they've always been very supportive and enabling of his trooning out, behavior and drug use. They're somehow able to survive on $18k/year in government aid, and apparently are fine with Cosmo burning his Patreon money on new computers, video games, $200 controllers, and drugs while they are apparently over $100k in debt on his college loans and also apparently don't have a couch in their home to sit in.

One curious thing for me, though, is his recent mentioning about how he needs a home. If I had to guess, and this is just conjecture, but I'm betting Cosmo's parents are just trying to hang out with him and interact and he would literally just be left alone all day in his room to get high and play video games. Is that enough to make him anhero? I don't think so. If his parents ever really did get tired of his shit and/or asked him to pitch in financially then this would change.

What isn't out of the realm of possibilities, though, is for one of his hugboxers to give him free room and board living with them. This will of course only be temporary because they will be thinking they're buying Cosmo's friendship/admiration, when in reality he will just use them like he uses everyone else.
 
It is indeed pretty pathetic, but realistically it's just an extreme example of what a lot of disaffected youth can go through. Usually without the trans nonsense though. Depression, convincing (or trying to) yourself that you're special and the world is wrong so as to protect your ego, abusing substances to hide from the pain, pushing away people that try to help because changing yourself would be a more shit experience (regardless of if it's temporary) than your current situation.

I actually had a lot of sympathy for Cosmo once I heard about the girl he knew killing herself and his ex girlfriend fucking basically every other guy in his clique. All of that occurring in the same timeframe as his public embarrassment to John Numbers sounded like the nuclei of a genuine breakdown to me. But holy fuck did they just keep digging downwards and never look back, and I don' particularly have any more sympathy for their situation any longer; nowadays my attitude is more akin to morbid fascination. Their parents have been fucking useless throughout all this I would assume, the mother certainly seems like an equally pathetic cunt at any rate, and the tranny menace coddling Cosmo's absolutely shitty mentality hasn't helped either. It's a sad situation, but at some point along the way Cosmo made quite conscious decisions to just wallow in it.
It's totally appropriate they push people trying to "help" them away, because running after people (or animals) begging to help them is pathetic and worthy of disdain. As is common with obsessive behaviors, people often don't realize that them constantly trying to "help" is an expression of anxiety and insecurity on their part. They don't see the cruelty in it and how they're, in effect, stealing away the strength, knowledge, and sense of personal agency another stands to gain by trying to insert themselves, and how they'd be helping a lot more by being confident and having a sense of boundaries.

In fact if anything I think Cosmo maybe knows the above a bit too well. He wants to be someone strong and confident who inspires people, but he's not, he's engaging in an embarrassing autistic larp as some super self-assured dominatrix who takes what she wants and doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks, because his entire persona and place in the world is built on flimsy bullshit.
Problem is that there really isn't exactly a lot of sturdy materials to build a life off of in the modern world anymore, and I mean that both literally and figuratively (if you've seen the skyrocketing prices of raw materials like wood you'll know what I mean). This isn't some "oh, these kids are so spoiled!" nonsense, people are right to feel the way they do, we live in a pretty dystopian landscape.

So I sympathize, I fully appreciate why guys like Cosmo are the way they are, but nobody's going to come to their rescue. They're going to have to either figure it out or off themselves. That's all there is to it.
 
Seeing him talk about it in that discord screenshot, it's like he's on the precipice of realizing he is just a gay/bi dude and his breakup fucked him up mentally. It sounds stupid but that'd be a huge step for him.

I haven't been keeping up with narco, but it seems like he's been talking about that relationship quite a bit lately. Is this new?
 
drug arc is over, buying nft arc starting
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Shouldn't it be a better idea to make money with NFTs?

He just needs to sell his thousands of "art" streams of him sleeping for hundreds of dollars. there you go, I solved Narci's money problem.
Cosmo could sell crypto cards from the time he was actually popular and notable. I think enough autists exist that he could make real money off of it. Gunt sold his fat tittied Shmorky avatar for 9k and he's as z-list as you can get. I don't know that Cosmo's ego will allow him to go back to that time because exploiting those memories will only highlight how much of a failure he currently is.
 
Something doesn't add up about his family finances. His mother says they are living on poverty wages - do his parents just ignore the money he makes, are ignorant of it, or try but don't have the will to take it from him? Is his mom really enabling his druggie behavior or are they in conflict? I'm much more interested in knowing how much his parents enable him since he's not doing anything interesting currently.
 
Something doesn't add up about his family finances. His mother says they are living on poverty wages - do his parents just ignore the money he makes, are ignorant of it, or try but don't have the will to take it from him? Is his mom really enabling his druggie behavior or are they in conflict? I'm much more interested in knowing how much his parents enable him since he's not doing anything interesting currently.
His parents seem smart enough to understand how Cosmo's income could jeopardize their collective welfare. Maybe his crypto and paypal transfers aren't enough to garner attention at this point. Do either of them claim their home as Cosmo's legal place of residence? Some of that realm is still the wild west and requires accurate reporting. I would be surprised to find out he didn't owe back taxes should the government ever get an accurate account of him, especially in his past when he was actually making money.
 
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It happened! Jane has provided an update on Kickstarter: https://archive.md/8uryb and wow, what a useless update:



So in 2021 she did NOTHING for the Kickstarter. In the December 2nd 2020 update she also wrote:



So she actually admitted to not having worked on this project at all in the last 12 months, but instead took the money to relocate to LA, like the good little movie producer she wants to be. So now she's 1 year behind schedule with not even a rough timeline for when she will complete the project. All she has to show is a cutesy pixel art GIF and the backers are eating it up.
I would pretend to be angry but honestly somebody scamming trannies out of thousands of dollars so they can move to sunny California to drink soy lattes and get molested by movie producers is kinda funny ngl.

“I’m a girl, I want a BF”
I’m kind of surprised by this. I know he’s dated guys in the past but I always thought that was just out to necessity. Whenever he posts an image of what he thinks the perfect couple is, it’s always too cute anime girls cuddling. I really think he’s just a “transbian” but forced to find dudes since they are the only ones who could be desperate enough to throw one into Cosmo.

Fun fact, The last thing Narcy had anything close to a relationship was with @Bonnabell The Blue who was a crazy tranny chaser who came here to motherfuck Narci then like a day later come back begging for us to delete it all so he could have another pass at narc.
When that didn’t work he had a 200 IQ Chris Chan move of trying to give us an “information overload“ and basically spam the bunch of threads until we banned him (can you continue to beg to get the post deleted over on lolcow)

I’m surprise nobody is highlighted the other fact-toid in that Narci admits to watching porn since he was 10 years old. Jesus Christ this explains so so so much now.

I'm very confused as to why he can't play games while wearing panties just as he played games pre panties. Is it some kind of "tee hee I'm just a dumb girl so I can't play games" thing? Why exactly can he not speedrun anymore?
lol who the fuck would want to see that?
Cosmo is not “attractive” in both the fem and masc sense. Cosmos attraction was he was competent and talented at what he did. He explained exactly how he would get world record runs and it was fun to watch. His audience do not want to watch a man in a dress going “tehee I’m such a ditz“.

IIRC he was already flirting with hand injuries (carpal tunnel syndrome?), like many speedrunners, and the hormones do enough to fuck up your reflexes (or something along those lines) ever so slightly..
I personally don’t remember that. When questioned about why he doesn’t do what he used to he said and I quote “I am a spoiled bitch and I do want I want” and basically said “fuck them” to any fans who wanted cosmos old content.

Something doesn't add up about his family finances. His mother says they are living on poverty wages - do his parents just ignore the money he makes, are ignorant of it, or try but don't have the will to take it from him? Is his mom really enabling his druggie behavior or are they in conflict? I'm much more interested in knowing how much his parents enable him since he's not doing anything interesting currently.
Lol what money? Cosmo doesn’t make anything close to what he used too. There’s not a lot of demand for silent, faceless 3 hour streams watching somebody try to get in a match.
 
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Lol what money? Cosmo doesn’t make anything close to what he used too. There’s not a lot of demand for silent, faceless 3 hour streams watching somebody try to get in a match.
He still makes a non trivial amount each month from paypigs who pay for absolutely nothing. Currently it's 29 patrons at $131 a month. I'm not sure if that's enough to report as income.
 
He still makes a non trivial amount each month from paypigs who pay for absolutely nothing. Currently it's 29 patrons at $131 a month. I'm not sure if that's enough to report as income.
It isn't. Poverty threshold is around $20k for a family of three. Individual is like $12K. You don't even have to file federal if you're under that. I dunno how it would work in a family if the household was under, but an individual would be above. I'm sure you'd miss out on tax credits too.
 
29 patrons at $131 a month.
FUCK... OFF!!? Jesus wept. I had no idea! He's still making 45 grand a year!? (is that before deductions, or have you worked out what he 'nets'?)
I was seriously, really shocked by that. Well fuck.

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Ohhh... You were saying that he makes $131 from his 29 paypigs COMBINED! I thought you were saying that the 29 idiotic cunts were all individually paying $131.
I'm less astounded now.

Peace.
 
FUCK... OFF!!? Jesus wept. I had no idea! He's still making 45 grand a year!? (is that before deductions, or have you worked out what he 'nets'?)
I was seriously, really shocked by that. Well fuck.
No, $131 a month and $1572 a year.
 
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