Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

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Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,399 58.4%
  • Never.

    Votes: 825 20.1%
  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%

  • Total voters
    4,106
his main loss was twitch. all he had to do was stream whatever game is popular currently and occasionally talk to people and he still would've had a few dozen viewers based on his past fame alone (ex people in the sm64 community still meme about siglemic and Cosmo was even more popular) but he fucked that up
 
Did he not play his weird little anime girl fighting game tournament last night? I don't see a video posted to youtube. Also, is it typical for someone hosting a tournament to have themselves be eligible for the prize(s) of the tournament? I always thought that was super weird how he hosts these things just to give himself something, whether it be money (hey everyone donate $$ for the prize, oh hey look I won, thx for the money!) or his stupid worthless crypto.
 
Did he not play his weird little anime girl fighting game tournament last night? I don't see a video posted to youtube. Also, is it typical for someone hosting a tournament to have themselves be eligible for the prize(s) of the tournament? I always thought that was super weird how he hosts these things just to give himself something, whether it be money (hey everyone donate $$ for the prize, oh hey look I won, thx for the money!) or his stupid worthless crypto.
he did, and won again, if the host have free time and is not a big tournament that eat their time and have to check brackets and shit they can play too, is not like there is a rule about it
 
Make of these tweets by Narco what you want, both were without comment, just the image:

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Make of these tweets by Narco what you want, both were without comment, just the image:

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That second image looks like something a person makes in preparation to blow their brains out in hopes of going to a fantasy world. Though from the little I know about Narcissa he'd fuck it up and just cripple himself for life and live as a quadriplegic.
 
If you're bored and absolutely need your Narco fix for today, no matter how irrelevant, give https://twogoddamngentlemen.com/episodes/042 (from July 2021) a listen (start around the 44 minute mark). There is nothing in this podcast that we didn't know beforehand, but it's mildly interesting to see people completely out of the loop commenting on Narco. Also it's kinda fun to guess what clips they are watching, I guess.

Again, this is only if you already have the shakes and absolutely need your fix.
 
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In other news, Narcissa is now Venture Capitalist and is still winning each of the weekly Illumination tournaments, while Yume Tea continues to be 2nd place every week.

Also, Narcissa is travelling now, and AGDQ starts today. Coincidence? Let your imagination run wild!
 
Lets do some tabulation and stats and do a below-1-minute check on any of them. Please help me confirm or refute any tossup/maybes and especially VTubers.
Links to twitter/bios provided for fact checking purposes.

If there is a GDQ thread, this would be ebtter there tho....

NameTroon?Comments
BeuchiismNoVTuber. Not a lot of info but doesn't behave like a troon so... confirmed by farmer
MadzBrutalYEStwitter
TetraYEStwitter
RicaSuaveyes?some twitter pic
BloupeuhYESyoutube vid
RoseCurelNoAutistic, but hips don't lie, right? https://twitter.com/RoseCurel/status/1473060477617934336
KaguyaNicky?VTuber. Tossup...
AilisNoonYEStwitch clip
EmeraldAliYEShttps://twitter.com/emerald_aly/status/950287398310678529 With obligatory e-begging pinned on twitter profile
Lizzyberry?Couldn't find twitter profile
frozenflygoneNo(is the chink on the left) https://twitter.com/frozenflygone/status/1214008722768437249
SwiftaluNo?Bio doesn't look troonish, but couldn't find pics https://www.twitch.tv/swiftalu/about
skybilzNosome twitter pic (not a troon, just unfortunate pic)
KiwamiZXYESFlag in bio https://mobile.twitter.com/KiwamiZX
AirAngelno?You decide https://mobile.twitter.com/AirAngeltv/status/1479162011216871428
CorvimaeYESNot even the cat hides the troonacy, also, typical troonvoice https://mobile.twitter.com/Corvimae/status/1478562650745413633
AdventiumYESFlag in bio https://mobile.twitter.com/Adventium_
ItzUrGrlCno?Couldn't find twitter bio, you decide https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1055639108
AalaizahYESIt behaves the part but couldn't verify pictures. Verified. twitter picture
Patticus?Couldn't find & verify pics
euni?Couldn't find its twitch or twitter
MissedAWPYESFlag in bio https://mobile.twitter.com/MissedAWP
Princess_zano?Doesn't look troonish... You decide https://youtu.be/zkzwJRT9Rgk?t=562
karma?The fuck if I know which of the 1000s "karma" out there is speedrunning
Cyanidesugaryes?Ugly chink girl or chink troon? https://mobile.twitter.com/cyanidesugar_/status/1480046142096232448
MissScarletTanaYESSee banner https://mobile.twitter.com/MissScarletTana
risuruuuno?Leaning "fat and ugly lady" but you never know with the amorfous genderblobs https://www.twitch.tv/risuruuu/about
Fying foxno?If tism is a gender, this one is the peak example. https://mobile.twitter.com/GamesDoneQuick/status/881986113354772480
cowboyknucklesno?Could go either way, no pictures, leaning no. https://www.twitch.tv/cowboyknuckles/about
Metroid Crimeyes?Fuck, amorfous genderblobs are hard xD https://twitter.com/metroid_crime/status/1479143484900716556
EyeOf_NewtYESLooks like ellen page, has trans shit on bio but doesn't say she's trans so... You decide https://mobile.twitter.com/EyeOf_Newt/status/1474821199658160143 Confirmed troon: youtube vid
SaberaMesiaYESTrans in bio https://mobile.twitter.com/SaberaMesia
Gala?Shit if I know which "gala" is our gal
Emrayno?Looks like Aydin Paladin https://twitter.com/t0uwuchan/status/1434264063744294922
Happy Bear?The fuck if i know which is ourgal again
aranel616YESflag & trans in bio https://twitter.com/aranel616
HornlitzYESflag in bio https://twitter.com/Hornlitz
theRPGchickno?Looks pretty bland & normal https://www.twitch.tv/therpgchick https://twitter.com/therpgchick
GoomEeveeYESFlag in bio https://twitter.com/GoomEevee
Aeonfrodo?No pics found https://twitter.com/realAeonFrodo
Kailaria1001YESflag in bio https://twitter.com/Kailaria1001
arcalenaYESugly chink, retweets lots of trans shit. https://twitter.com/arcalena
sanjanno?Can't confirm but doesn't show any of the standard troon behaviours. https://twitter.com/SanjanRS/

Let's tally up

Count
Women3
"Women"18
Unknown22
Total43
 
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