💼 Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

Getting Youtube HQ vibes from this all over again. Instead of a vegan its now a tranny.

Then again his timelimit is already up,because the minute he leaves the house they'll already have Twitch HQ lockdown and law enforcements on his ass faster than you can say "Kiwifarms did it! DDOS NOW!"

 

[mickey339]

Genuinely didn't know he/she was still alive

Finding this thread years ago I was baffled by both the misery he emitted and that he HADN'T offed himself yet.
Same reaction everytime it's necrod to the front.

That's the only win this sod have had for years.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

For a speed runner he's awfully slow at getting that FBI visit.

To be fair, I imagine "Tranny makes death threat/mass shooting threat" is a pretty backed-up log at the FBI. Kinda hard to investigate these things too when 99% of your budget is tracking down hate crimes against black people that somehow end up all being fake and made-up by other black people.

 

[Watcher]

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

I'm ready for the troon mass shooter arc

 

[Product Placement]

Not shocking he has got to this level, hope this leads to Cosmo getting the mental health help he needs even if it's done against his will.

 

[Retink]

I thought Twitch was pro-tranny?

 

[Watcher]

I thought Twitch was pro-tranny?

Cosmo has had a history of really negative attention. He constantly stirs shit. Saying "NickGur" was just the straw that broke the camel's back. The only reason they didn't do it before is because they're a famous transgender individual who has a lot of respect due to popularizing speedrunning in the modern day.

 

[Useless(?) Boomer]

I don't know much about twitter, is it possible to get this hash tag trending: #justanothercrazytranny

 

[A-Stump]

If only he'd expressed his murderous desires with a Zelda speedrunning poem

 

[SaltyFanta]

I hope they put him in a mental hospital, preferably the same one as Chris Chan. Him getting the help he needs could save him, he's definitely going to kill himself if he continues down this path.

 

[starborn427614]

I hope they put him in a mental hospital, preferably the same one as Chris Chan. Him getting the help he needs could save him, he's definitely going to kill himself if he continues down this path.

This. It starts as an edgy joke but it'll only get worse from here if left unchecked.

 

[Meiwaku]

You haven't reached the concept of inside out yet, Cosmo. The dick is still intact. Be thankful.

Nay, Cosmo can still dilate. As the proverb goes "seethe, cope, dilate" one can infer dilation is not only for the amhole of the body, but also the amhole of the mind.

 

[troon patrol]

Gun looks fake, police won't care. Troons gonna troon. I hope he's streaming when he gets the knock on his door.

 

[I am vomit]

Nay, Cosmo can still dilate. As the proverb goes "seethe, cope, dilate" one can infer dilation is not only for the amhole of the body, but also the amhole of the mind.

Do they let you dilate in prison?

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Do you think John Numbers realizes the power he holds? I wonder how many others he has left as broken murder suicide bombs throughout the world.

 

[Meiwaku]

Do they let you dilate in prison?

I've seen I think in the UK they pay for SRS. So likely. But he's amerifag. For fedposting mass shooting there's a chance he would go to federal prison. Some prisons have GBT+ (fag) sections where they put the homos. He would go here.

 

[Neil]

The poll needs updating.

Rename it to "Suicide how?"
Options:
-Suicide by overdose
-Suicide by cop
-Continue Schizotweeting until his skeletal body gives out

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

i thought Cosmo got a normal job and quit the internet. what happened with that?

 

[Pringles Can]

Do you think John Numbers realizes the power he holds? I wonder how many others he has left as broken murder suicide bombs throughout the world.

Man, if I knew Mario Maker was this serious and intense then I would have never skipped out on it.