Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

[Treesapsoda]

He's streaming a talkstream on Youtube w cam now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ju2Ylc1BRg

Dgirl revealed Narcissa has been seeking a relationship with an individual (presumably Siglemic) for five years.

 

[Berserk Fury]

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You've just roasted every tranny to ever exist in the entire universe with one American Dad screencap, bravo.

 

[Dylan]

Wish narco would spend his money on surgeries rather than soylent. It would be much more entertaining that his speedruning autism. Lips, brows, nose, tits, hips, buttocks, and most importantly the axe wound.

 

[Kosher Salt]

He's thinking about changing his name again. Also we get a mention (KF)
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"take my entire thread and then say 'REDUCE!' like a magic spell"

The fuck does that even mean? Is he suggesting that if he could wave some magic wand and make so that all of the embarrassing stuff that's been documented about him just never happened, he'd suddenly be a pretty sane and normal individual? Well yeah no shit!

 

[Constellationzero]

"take my entire thread and then say 'REDUCE!' like a magic spell"

The fuck does that even mean? Is he suggesting that if he could wave some magic wand and make so that all of the embarrassing stuff that's been documented about him just never happened, he'd suddenly be a pretty sane and normal individual? Well yeah no shit!

He'd have to stop, straighten up and fly right.

And get them nasty teeth brushed regularly and fixed.

 

[BScCollateral]

"take my entire thread and then say 'REDUCE!' like a magic spell"

It's a command in Python, but I struggle to figure out any significance.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

Speaking of magic spells, he could do what Proto-magical-lunatic did and become a plural person. Who knows, maybe someday another speedrunner will move into his head and we can get some wind waker action.

 

[crab fucker]

Man, I remember watching one of his vids before he went into the tranny spiral. I can't even laugh at him very easily, it's more sad and pathetic than anything. Trans culture preys on people like him when they're at their lowest and makes them think they'll be happier when they start the HRT and get the surgery and get the aftercare. It's so pathetic. And dieting aside (because we know that's fucked), there's no coming back from this. Too many hormones for too long.

Brush your fucking teeth.

 

[Berserk Fury]

"take my entire thread and then say 'REDUCE!' like a magic spell"

The fuck does that even mean? Is he suggesting that if he could wave some magic wand and make so that all of the embarrassing stuff that's been documented about him just never happened, he'd suddenly be a pretty sane and normal individual? Well yeah no shit!

He's most likely lurking the thread and saw us making fun of him for idealizing the concept that he's a cyberpunk wizard or Lain Iwakura or whatever fictional character he's grabbing personality traits from as he doesn't have a personality anymore.

 

[snoke crack wid me]

When I try and find an image of "Troony Tunes" there doesn't seem to be anything out there to work with.
Any aspiring artists want to make a societal contribution?

Remember kids: If you like having electricity, you should thank Narcissa's bipolar threats of mass murder and bootleg Harry Potter streams.
That's all folks!

edit: oh my god someone, hear me out: narcissa = bugs bunny.

 

[Berserk Fury]

When I try and find an image of "Troony Tunes" there doesn't seem to be anything out there to work with.
Any aspiring artists want to make a societal contribution?

Remember kids: If you like having electricity, you should thank Narcissa's bipolar threats of mass murder and bootleg Harry Potter streams.
That's all folks!

edit: oh my god someone, hear me out: narcissa = bugs bunny.

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"i used to be trolled but i found out a way to stop it. i do all kinds of stupid and gay shit. they cant troll you if you dress up as a girl as kiss them. i dont like doing it but it works” Bugs, Chapter 2, Page 8

 

[hereh2read]

Wait, in their other tiktok, they say they are in the same city as their love. Low key stalking?

https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/1515345836921655300

 

[Slobs]

https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/1515345836921655300

Spoiler: Archived the video

https://archive.ph/3nVNs

 

[Berserk Fury]

Spoiler: Archived the video

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https://archive.ph/3nVNs

"I can't stop loving you and I don't even have a personality." Cosmo's definitely a fan of my posts. Hey Cosmo, I'm psychic. Cheer up, you do have a personality, it's the same as all of the other cows though, so you aren't unique lol

 

[hereh2read]

https://twitter.com/narcissawright
@narcissawright


I wanna look and feel good when I'm like 50 so, yeah idk, something diet something exercise, sunlight, actually the sunlight idea I'd like to try that one. I could make TIKTOK videos while outdoors and just lay in the sun. sounds Fantastic~!

 

[Big Green]

Man, I remember watching one of his vids before he went into the tranny spiral. I can't even laugh at him very easily, it's more sad and pathetic than anything. Trans culture preys on people like him when they're at their lowest and makes them think they'll be happier when they start the HRT and get the surgery and get the aftercare. It's so pathetic. And dieting aside (because we know that's fucked), there's no coming back from this. Too many hormones for too long.

Brush your fucking teeth.

Maybe I’m just being optimistic, but I still feel like he could “come back”. It’s not like he was ever really normal, with the right help he just might be able to return to being more akin to your average speedrunner who keeps their degeneracy hidden.

If he just got his teeth fixed he would probably look and feel a hundred times more human.

 

[snoke crack wid me]

Still no artists, huh.

Anyway I've started giving out the role of "server owner" with full admin access to the winner of their weekly smallest penis tournaments as of today.
Feel free to get Melty Blood Type Lumina from Steam and join the phallic swordfight between anime girls if you want to own the Discord for a week.

 

[Berserk Fury]

Maybe I’m just being optimistic, but I still feel like he could “come back”. It’s not like he was ever really normal, with the right help he just might be able to return to being more akin to your average speedrunner who keeps their degeneracy hidden.

If he just got his teeth fixed he would probably look and feel a hundred times more human.

Optimistic. I think Cosmo is Bugs Bunny now. What I mean is, Cosmo, like Bugs, enjoys being a nigger (not black people - a black sheep, an outcast) and dressing (appearing) like a woman (using femininity as a form of power, doing blackface in the form of female impersonation for attention - like a drag queen) because it gets him the negative attention required to be hunted by Elmer Fudd (the Farmers and their shotguns/scathing critique), as he wants to be killed (attacked) and eaten (consumed by others as content). So yes, Cosmo is Bugs Bunny. And the reason why Cosmo lurks in this thread is that it's always wabbit season on the Farms, and someone will always shoot at him here; it's a sad form of security-seeking.

Thus, Cosmo's Lolcow Archetype is: Bugs Bunny, Dolled Up In Blackface Acting Like a Freak (so people will want to kill and eat him); and his capacity for emotion is stuck at only being able to handle misery, hence why he enjoys staying miserable.

Edit: I also think that he's too cowardly to shoot anybody that isn't himself, he fapped to being cucked, and I predict that he wants to become Lola Bunny (a passable tranny) but it won't happen and he'll quit the internet, but not life.

 

[snoke crack wid me]

 

[hereh2read]

Narcissa has posted on twitter a couple of times now they need to get healthy and also, super hot. Obviously, the goal being look hot and healthy to try win over Siglemic.
Will it work?