Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

[Iron Hamster]

dude looks like he has to duck to walk under an interstate overpass.

 

[$quid]

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From 'Running With Speed'.

He looks like an anorexic version of Brianna Wu

 

[Sigma_Rizzler]

[These tranny cows have massive egos and (terrible) coping mechanisms]...[They're special snowflakes and the world needs them!]

I think you hit the nail on the head. It's gotta be an ego thing. He's too addicted to himself and the attention he gets (even if it's negative) to pull the trigger.
Cosmo doesn't have private meltdowns, they're all on camera or at least played for pity points via social media. In a sick way, Cosmo loves the attention he's able to get regardless of where it comes from.

 

[The Feline Solution]

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Why the long face, Cosmo? He looks like what i imagine Brianna Wu's offspring would look like, if John could actually bear offspring.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

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Props on Wright for not dressing up like an eight year old,but shouldn’t they at least more “feminine”? Like this is the most masculine get up they could pick it makes them look even more blocky and broad. Their blues clues/Lanza era outfits were more effeminate than this.

 

[AnOminous]

Why the long face, Cosmo?

Bad genes. He looks like a retarded J. Mascis.

 

[dick brain]

For pop culture addicted nerds like Cosmo, their end goal is always the same: the thoughtless consumption of disposable entertainment. While there are other people just as intelligent as him that read books, develop skills, and don't take the entertainment they consume so seriously, Cosmo will die a talentless ignoramus that never realized that there are better ways of living your life.

The most fucked up part for me is that he wasn't talentless. He was undeniably talented. But he chose to cultivate talent in an area that's not only completely meaningless and incredibly niche, but inevitably ephemeral, and ostensibly non-transferable. Like the people who pursue completely arbitrary achievements to get in Guinness World Records that now nobody even reads, except he spent his entire youth on it. It's like dedicating your youth to being the best blitz chess960 player, if chess960 was a solvable game with a shelf life. He could have put that time and effort towards anything, and he basically chose to be the Wayne Gretzky of playing one or two specific decade-old video games wrong. Burning a candle at both ends alone in an empty, well-lit room.

Man was a cautionary tale in the making long before he got cucked into a psychotic break.

 

[SunburnNation]

I have never before seen a real human being who the term "horse-faced" actually accurately described. Idk if that term fell out of fashion because there's less inbreeding now(at least in most places) or because it got called sexist, but what it lacks in quantity it has now more than made up for in quality.

 

[McSneaks]

The most fucked up part for me is that he wasn't talentless. He was undeniably talented. But he chose to cultivate talent in an area that's not only completely meaningless and incredibly niche, but inevitably ephemeral, and ostensibly non-transferable.

What does this really mean though? "Guy was autistic enough that he could play a videogame a thousand times in a row" what big opportunity did he miss, inventing the iPad? Being autistic at videogames isn't exactly a transferable skill outside of being autistic at videogames. Doing literally the exact same thing forever while trying to do it half a second faster doesn't make you wasted talent, it makes you a factory line worker.

His "peak" would have been hanging out with Chibi in hotel lobbies crying about not having a room

Same here. Each time I check in I can't believe that this monstrosity hasn't killed himself yet. I don't even say that from a place of hatred, but rather genuine amazement that such a profoundly unhappy and fucked up individual carries on. Not to mention that he intentionally puts himself in the public spotlight by streaming & having meltdowns immortalized on camera.

Narcissistic ego driven attention whores NEVER kill themselves (purposely). He just wants the attention. It's not a "coincidence oOpS I aLwAys have my meltdown on camera". These are new-gen edgelords that think being dEpPrEsSeD is a personality. If he killed himself he couldn't get that attention. This is the equivalent of that fat angry girl cutting herself and hitting walls, she's never going to do it. It's all for that sweet, sweet attention.

 

[Slur Generator]

What does this really mean though? "Guy was autistic enough that he could play a videogame a thousand times in a row" what big opportunity did he miss, inventing the iPad? Being autistic at videogames isn't exactly a transferable skill outside of being autistic at videogames. Doing literally the exact same thing forever while trying to do it half a second faster doesn't make you wasted talent, it makes you a factory line worker.

His "peak" would have been hanging out with Chibi in hotel lobbies crying about not having a room


Narcissistic ego driven attention whores NEVER kill themselves (purposely). He just wants the attention. It's not a "coincidence oOpS I aLwAys have my meltdown on camera". These are new-gen edgelords that think being dEpPrEsSeD is a personality. If he killed himself he couldn't get that attention. This is the equivalent of that fat angry girl cutting herself and hitting walls, she's never going to do it. It's all for that sweet, sweet attention.

I think he is talking about The graphic designer part and not the spergrunning. I think autists can contribute a lot to society when their obsessive personality is pointed in the right direction. Cosmo's was porn and video games...yea.

 

[Computer Guardian]

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From 'Running With Speed'.

Oh my god, he looks flatter than a cardboard standee!

 

[Terrible Weather Services]

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From 'Running With Speed'.

Health Min% new PB for our dear Cosmo.

 

[Kongou Posting]

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It's like if you took the head of an emaciated ghoul and transplanted it on the body of a generic lankey man. Cosmo needs to drop the speedrunning schtick and just be a Cryptkeeper stunt-double from the neck up.

 

[JCDenthog]

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It's truly a testament to modern medicine that skelator is able to even live

 

[Buddhabouya]

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Happy to see he's detransitioning

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

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From 'Running With Speed'.

He dresses like he doesn't want to be a Tranny anymore...

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

I think you hit the nail on the head. It's gotta be an ego thing. He's too addicted to himself and the attention he gets (even if it's negative) to pull the trigger.
Cosmo doesn't have private meltdowns, they're all on camera or at least played for pity points via social media. In a sick way, Cosmo loves the attention he's able to get regardless of where it comes from.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

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From 'Running With Speed'.

 

[Tingle]

It's sort of astonishing how quickly he went from the most widely known speedrunner to a complete nobody, and then a crack addict Tony Hawk lookalike.

 

[Lt. Jim Dangle]

I hope they show his fridge full of Soylent at some point in the documentary.