Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,399 58.4%

  • Never.

    Votes: 826 20.1%

  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%
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Narcissa reminds me of this Jordan "King of Lobsters" Peterson quote:
If a dominant lobster is badly defeated, its brain basically dissolves. Then it grows a new, subordinate’s brain—one more appropriate to its new, lowly position. Its original brain just isn’t sophisticated to manage the transformation from king to bottom dog without virtually complete dissolution and regrowth. Anyone who has experienced a painful transformation after a serious defeat in romance or career may feel some sense of kinship with the once successful crustacean.
 
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Narcissa reminds me of this Jordan "King of Lobsters" Peterson quote:
If a dominant lobster is badly defeated, its brain basically dissolves. Then it grows a new, subordinate’s brain—one more appropriate to its new, lowly position. Its original brain just isn’t sophisticated to manage the transformation from king to bottom dog without virtually complete dissolution and regrowth. Anyone who has experienced a painful transformation after a serious defeat in romance or career may feel some sense of kinship with the once successful crustacean.
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Quite true but Narcissa hasn't quite gotten over losing all of her glory just yet
 
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Narcissa reminds me of this Jordan "King of Lobsters" Peterson quote:
If a dominant lobster is badly defeated, its brain basically dissolves. Then it grows a new, subordinate’s brain—one more appropriate to its new, lowly position. Its original brain just isn’t sophisticated to manage the transformation from king to bottom dog without virtually complete dissolution and regrowth. Anyone who has experienced a painful transformation after a serious defeat in romance or career may feel some sense of kinship with the once successful crustacean.
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Close, but what really happened is that when Cosmo got dunked on by John Numbers it was his wiener that dissolved instead of his brain.
 
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This time a year ago Narcissa thought her viewers would rise to the multiple thousands but instead they are in the tens. I saw something funny several days ago. Narcissa was practicing some BOTW trick for hours and someone comes into the stream and asks if the trick is for any%. It's a fair question since Narcissa replaced all her relevant info with a 'severe depression warning' (which is now changed to a less severe depression warning- get the party poppers). Narcissa's response to a new viewer? "If you don't already know about BOTW speedrunning then please don't watch my stream." My guess is the salt is still real about Narcissa's category not getting enough attention. The irony is that this six-hour category Narcissa has condemned the whole community for not supporting is probably killing her wrists. The determination to play every last bit of DLC makes no sense for Narcissa because she knows if her wrists wear down she can't run a thing. It is hard to believe someone with this amount of salt made the 'all the categories are arbitrary' video. If they were arbitrary you would do the category(s) that brings the most viewers and preserves your health. Instead I think that is code for it not mattering that she lost her OOT record. Maybe the root of everything was damaged pride and a drug spiral as Cosmo failed to cope with it. The clue is in the name.
 
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Treesapsoda said:
This time a year ago Narcissa thought her viewers would rise to the multiple thousands but instead they are in the tens. I saw something funny several days ago. Narcissa was practicing some BOTW trick for hours and someone comes into the stream and asks if the trick is for any%. It's a fair question since Narcissa replaced all her relevant info with a 'severe depression warning' (which is now changed to a less severe depression warning- get the party poppers). Narcissa's response to a new viewer? "If you don't already know about BOTW speedrunning then please don't watch my stream." My guess is the salt is still real about Narcissa's category not getting enough attention. The irony is that this six-hour category Narcissa has condemned the whole community for not supporting is probably killing her wrists. The determination to play every last bit of DLC makes no sense for Narcissa because she knows if her wrists wear down she can't run a thing. It is hard to believe someone with this amount of salt made the 'all the categories are arbitrary' video. If they were arbitrary you would do the category(s) that brings the most viewers and preserves your health. Instead I think that is code for it not mattering that she lost her OOT record. Maybe the root of everything was damaged pride and a drug spiral as Cosmo failed to cope with it. The clue is in the name.
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TBH I think Cosmo's trying to kill himself in slow motion. Like, he's too much of a pussy to actually jump off a building or suck-start a shotgun, so he just lies around and does a lot of drugs, kind of vaguely hoping that eventually the weed will interact with his antidepressents and make a clot in his brain pop.
 
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Senior Lexmechanic said:
TBH I think Cosmo's trying to kill himself in slow motion. Like, he's too much of a pussy to actually jump off a building or suck-start a shotgun, so he just lies around and does a lot of drugs, kind of vaguely hoping that eventually the weed will interact with his antidepressents and make a clot in his brain pop.
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Choosing to die a slow and drawn out death is not something that ends well. If you survive the incident, your body and mind are heavily damaged unlike a faster way where someone can forcibly stop you before you can follow through with it
 
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Everything he does is actually part of a technique to manipulate RNG. Narci holds the world record for Going Insane in the any% category after being the first to manually execute several glitches, allowing the player to skip the entire "sane" portion of their adult life and do the "losing your grip on reality" fight in their late 20s. This run has had to be frame-perfect since the end of the cutscene where John Numbers humiliates the player at NWC2015.

It's an advanced strategy. Don't read my post if you don't understand.
 
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andr0id psycho sho(ker said:
Choosing to die a slow and drawn out death is not something that ends well. If you survive the incident, your body and mind are heavily damaged unlike a faster way where someone can forcibly stop you before you can follow through with it
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Pumping yourself full of cheap chinese hormones doesn't end well either.
 
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Legit curious why people still refer to him as she, do you all refer to cwc as she too or is it just something you automatically do without thinking?

I don't think Cosmo is going to change for the better in terms of content for the next few years and he is going to be in the same state until shit really hits the fan. He is a stubborn cunt which is admirable, but not really helpful when he is fucking insane.
 
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Legit curious why people still refer to him as she, do you all refer to cwc as she too or is it just something you automatically do without thinking?
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Usually, force of habit. I can only speak for myself, but if I write a traditionally female name, I reflexively use female pronouns. If I catch it before posting I might go back and change, but I think more often than not the content of the post shows that it isn't being done out of respect, especially if they're being called a troon in the same post. With CWC specifically, I think that's part of why people still refer to him as Chris. Or why people tend to use Labelle in the Assigned Male thread over Sophie, or Wu instead of Brianna.
 
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Usually, force of habit. I can only speak for myself, but if I write a traditionally female name, I reflexively use female pronouns. If I catch it before posting I might go back and change, but I think more often than not the content of the post shows that it isn't being done out of respect, especially if they're being called a troon in the same post. With CWC specifically, I think that's part of why people still refer to him as Chris. Or why people tend to use Labelle in the Assigned Male thread over Sophie, or Wu instead of Brianna.
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>not using deadnames by default
 
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