Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

[AlmightyMagichan]

A pet rock? Jeez Cosmo, can't you just get married to a plushy or body pillow like a normal shut in loser?

 

[Orange//Net]

Got a link to the rant? That's bound to be chuckle-worthy, right?

I didn't manage to get that, but these gems from the discord should make up for it.

Spoiler: Ego Maniac

Spoiler: A Beautiful Lady

 

[John Connor]

I didn't manage to get that, but these gems from the discord should make up for it.

Spoiler: Ego Maniac

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Spoiler: A Beautiful Lady

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She was fucking mad because the mew2king becoming something in some list, like, then banned some guy who told her mew2king actually worked hard to be on that list
more from that ranting

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

"Fuck everyone that is successful. I could have been successful if i wanted to but instead i wallow in self pity"

Did i get that right?

 

[GhostButt]

The self awareness here is just losing your keys in the doorknob level of lost up your own anus. How can one describe themselves so perfectly and yet not realize how they are the villain in their life.

"I want to help others get popular so we can all succeed, hey look it worked!" OR "fuck everyone else I'm not interested unless it helps me and me only fuck everyone... jee wiz why isn't any one helping why am I failing"

Cosmo, you arn't just the villain in your own life, your the fucking villain for everyone else as well. Your fucking life is poison.

 

[RJ MacReady]

It takes some gigantic, masculine balls to claim he wasn't given what he needed to thrive when no other career streamer ever has had the privilege to start with 5,000 regular Twitch viewers and universal respect in their community.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

She was fucking mad because the mew2king becoming something in some list, like, then banned some guy who told her mew2king actually worked hard to be on that list
more from that ranting

You're so toxic I'm half-convinced your room is actually an EPA containment site, Cosmo.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

I first subbed back when he still streamed quality runs. Really enjoyable, lots of skill, what got me watching speedruns.

It will take a few years, simmering, blaming people, being overly toxic, sudden crying left and right, anger outbursts, untill she goes out, perhaps with a bang, hope there is no access to firearms or loads of manure. Narcissa just is not stable.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

I could see Cosmo threatening to shoot himself, then the next day complain that he can't do it because it hurts his wrist too much.

 

[Drip Feed]

I could see Cosmo threatening to shoot himself, then the next day complain that he can't do it because it hurts his wrist too much.

Or blame the chat.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

What the fuck is Narcissa talking about?

 

[BeanBidan]

He's gone fucking mental all because he lost a Mario speedrun competition.
Lol

 

[Sexy Potoo]

You're so toxic I'm half-convinced your room is actually an EPA containment site, Cosmo.

The Wright residence is actually a dumping ground for Soylent products that failed to meet quality control standards

 

[barack_samson]

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What the fuck is Narcissa talking about?

i genuinely believe that narci has been frequently experiencing psychotic episodes. it seems more and more like an increasing problem. it's either this, or she has a really dumb idea about fixing her image and decided to regularly string together a bunch of three syllable words into an incomprehensible word-salad because she somehow thinks people will think she's some kind of misunderstood genius. it's possibly even both of these - she has lost her shit and it's just sad at this point. it's sad, but it's also hard to feel bad for somebody that acts like such an entitled bitch with a superiority complex, despite them having never really done anything of value. even in cosmo-mode, becoming a minor internet celebrity that's obsessed with like 3 or 4 games never counted as anything of value.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

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What the fuck is Narcissa talking about?

I literally think he's trying to recontextualize hug-boxes and echo chambers as a GOOD and POWERFUL and LIBERATING thing. Just sour grapes.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

i genuinely believe that narci has been frequently experiencing psychotic episodes. it seems more and more like an increasing problem.

Psychotic episodes cause some form of permanent damage. Those people are likely to snap at some point. There is one in my apartment building that slid down and down, and it ended with her trying to stab me and cut me open. I was not amused. As soon as Narcissa goes full throttle psychosis and starts about people being replaced expect Roland Zieck type of shit. It will give us many ments but also be tragic.

Best if there is a straightjacket for dear Narcissa in the very near future. This can never end well if left on its own.

 

[bottomfeeder]

"The new caste system" is one of the funniest ways to describe the social position of being a failed speedrunner and overall wretch that I can imagine.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

I don't know Cosmo, this "caste system" you speak of might not be very new. I'm pretty sure throughout history that weird, socially-inept deviants such as you have always been in the bottom tiers of the social hierarchy. I think it has something to do with biology and natural instincts, those things you and all the other troons hate so much.

 

[AnOminous]

The Wright residence is actually a dumping ground for Soylent products that failed to meet quality control standards

Narcisa was probably an early adopter when they were testing out the product. They want it to turn you into a soyboy though, and they were horrified when it instead turned Narcisa into a chud-like mutant.

I'm pretty sure throughout history that weird, socially-inept deviants such as you have always been in the bottom tiers of the social hierarchy.

Often autistic types would end up in some profession like being monks. These were also often the youngest songs of minor nobility. They generally didn't get to reproduce (other than by cucking others and by banging peasant chicks), but they enjoyed a reasonable standard of living.

Maybe we should bring back monasteries for people like this.

 

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How long did his interest in actually playing/streaming Breath of the Wild last? Bets on how long the Smash phase will last--over/under?

Eh, he was a very thoroughly competent Zelda player in Melee from what I've seen, but all that does is signal how poorly he would do in the competitive environment he wants to enter. He bases his choice of character on his waifus rather than who is the best. That's also ignoring that he will fall into a comatose depression when his big bad opponent doesn't let him win, since he can't even handle a casual conversation with just a smidgen of adversity, let alone a competition.