Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

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  • Never.

    Votes: 825 20.1%

  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%
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>no a fan, a friend
>*silence*
Oh man how sad. Red Proletariat thinks that ass-patting Narcissa for year(s?) makes him her friend. I bet Red Proletariat not only considers Narcissa his friend, but his best friend. Despite this I could imagine Narcissa banning Red Proletariat for being a constant downer and turning off rando-viewers, as Narcissa is a self-admitted sociopath who will discard you the second you become redundant.

I hope Narcissa increases her GSP so she can become worthy of fighting Haberdasher. Understandably Haberdasher cannot be bothered to waste his time with a pleb who has a lesser GSP.

Despite the way you act, you're almost 30 years old, Narcissa.
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Narcissa shitting on Red, yet again.
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You have to make the adjective agree to the noun in gender, number and case, so homo pallidus.

pallidus means "pale" in a way that is often associated with death, illness or the underworld.

As for troon, there isn't really a single word - you do of course have the modern Latin adjective transvestitus (crossdressed), you have words for intersex people like androgynus (man-woman) and semimas (half-male, also used for enuchs), you have the moralizing effeminatus (effeminate, soft) and in the same way you could always speak of a guy having an animus muliebris (womanish mentality).

You're quickly going to run into issues of it being mainly a moral statement (i.e. male qualities attributed to a woman function as compliments, female qualities to a man as insults) or confusion with homosexuality (c.f. Ulrich's famous definition of the gay male as anima muliebris virili corpore inclusa - a female soul enclosed in a male body).
 
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CrunkLord420 said:
>no a fan, a friend
>*silence*
Oh man how sad. Red Proletariat thinks that ass-patting Narcissa for year(s?) makes him her friend. I bet Red Proletariat not only considers Narcissa his friend, but his best friend. Despite this I could imagine Narcissa banning Red Proletariat for being a constant downer and turning off rando-viewers, as Narcissa is a self-admitted sociopath who will discard you the second you become redundant.
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Red has been attempting to be less of a downer saying things like "lots of things are terrible, but some things are good" but Cosmo always fires back with the "NOBODY" is supporting me line. I'm starting to think Cosmo is doing this on purpose to shit on Red while maintaining his typical fatalistic middle school live journal spiel.

I can almost feel his contempt when dismissing and ignoring Red's concern. Cosmo is too much of a bitch to outright tell him to fuck off though lest he isolates himself further from humanity.
 
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agptroon said:
You have to make the adjective agree to the noun in gender, number and case, so homo pallidus.

pallidus means "pale" in a way that is often associated with death, illness or the underworld.
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So I wasn’t too far off then. Not bad for a bit of shitposting.
 
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Raging Capybara said:
Do you have the video of the meltdown?

I can't find it on samandtolki.
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There isn’t one. Narco hasn’t been streaming with a camera for a while now and nobody is that interested in lurking or recording his stream anymore. I was there for a bit of it, he was just just arguing with chat over his mic and then got emotional over the samandtolki thread drama and I assume eventually logged off for the night. I didn’t stick around that long.
 
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I want to feel bad for Red Proletariat, but he's treating life like some kind of anime or movie where if he just is nice and supports the poor abused angsty anti-hero, Cosmo will realize the true meaning of friendship and pay him back for all his hard work. He thinks he's Naruto and Cosmo is Sasuke and if he just keep being Cosmo's friend long enough, he'll be the grand hero at the end. That's not how life works, and it's incredibly pathetic, immature, and arrogant to think like that. Sometimes there are people who just need someone who cares, sure, but Cosmo is not one of them.
 
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Disgruntled Pupper said:
I want to feel bad for Red Proletariat, but he's treating life like some kind of anime or movie where if he just is nice and supports the poor abused angsty anti-hero, Cosmo will realize the true meaning of friendship and pay him back for all his hard work. He thinks he's Naruto and Cosmo is Sasuke and if he just keep being Cosmo's friend long enough, he'll be the grand hero at the end. That's not how life works, and it's incredibly pathetic, immature, and arrogant to think like that. Sometimes there are people who just need someone who cares, sure, but Cosmo is not one of them.
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He strikes me as a highschool/college age kid still stuck in his emo phase. Honestly, I'm impressed they somehow manage to be more pathetic than Cosmo, and all the posts containing his quotes end up being gold. Maybe I'm being optimistic as fuck, but I bet he'll grow out of it (both talking to Cosmo/the woe is me stuff) and become a somewhat functioning member of society.
 
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