Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,399 58.4%
  • Never.

    Votes: 825 20.1%
  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%

  • Total voters
    4,106
Not to make this my blog, but funnily enough, I do actually feel really bad. I don't want to dislike Narcissa. I've probably been watching her longer than most people here. I don't think she even realized how long I've been a fan. I've not given much money at all, but I've always been there cheering her on. I did enjoy our short time together, but it doesn't change anything I've said or anything she has done. I thought I was lucky enough to be friends with the Great Narcissa. Well, this is a warning to anyone who considers themselves her friend.

how did your relationship even begin? were you a speedrunner or something?
 
Yes, we did. We did a lot. It's probably against the rules or w/e to promote another website, but I answered many questions on S&T in my thread. I may or may not answer more questions here or on S&T, at my discretion. My actual answers are slightly less autistic and dramatic than the original post, if you care to read them.

I really should not, but I have to ask: who was top and who was bottom? And did you guys go raw? Did Narci scream like a piggy? Does she like having her hair pulled?
 
This is still less pathetic than all the old Cosmo fans in this thread begging him to go back into Zelda speedrunning tbh, or the kiwis who consistently post "helpful advice" on how Narci can fix his career. At least you've given up on Narci, some people still seem to think he can redeem himself and go back to the way things were in 2014.
I can't agree with this enough. Cosmo isn't coming back. Why would anyone want him back? Like yeah he was a decent commentator but he's completely fucked, and he was obviously fucked long before he went completely nuts and cut ties. Who the fuck freaks out that bad about one of your mods talking too much during a fucking charity speedrun?

Dude is a grade-A asshole and there's a ton of better runners and commentators than he ever was. The world doesn't need him. Nobody needs him. I just enjoy reading about all the karma that's been coming to him after coming out publicly as a delusional narcissist who thinks he's some kind of autistic goddess.
 
This is still less pathetic than all the old Cosmo fans in this thread begging him to go back into Zelda speedrunning tbh, or the kiwis who consistently post "helpful advice" on how Narci can fix his career.

I find that most of the more active members of thi thread enjoy the cycle of Meltdowns Cosmo gives us every few weeks
 
(also posted on S&T)
I might come back to answer other questions. I know there are some good ones still, but I feel like I spent way too long talking about Narcissa already today. Also, Narcissa just contacted me. Go figure, after months of ignoring me she is suddenly interested. However, she completely ignored all of my questions and comments unless they applied to her game she is making. She is apparently too busy right now to give me any answers. She also sent me the game exe to play. I won't be releasing it, but you're not missing much yet. It's essentially a small area with some obstacles, grass, ice to slide on, and it's floating out in space. There is no character model; it's first-person.


Basically, she is either avoiding this or she really is that busy. Either way, it's clear I'm not worth even 10 minutes of her time to explain anything for "the next 5 days."
 
(also posted on S&T)
I might come back to answer other questions. I know there are some good ones still, but I feel like I spent way too long talking about Narcissa already today. Also, Narcissa just contacted me. Go figure, after months of ignoring me she is suddenly interested. However, she completely ignored all of my questions and comments unless they applied to her game she is making. She is apparently too busy right now to give me any answers. She also sent me the game exe to play. I won't be releasing it, but you're not missing much yet. It's essentially a small area with some obstacles, grass, ice to slide on, and it's floating out in space. There is no character model; it's first-person.


Basically, she is either avoiding this or she really is that busy. Either way, it's clear I'm not worth even 10 minutes of her time to explain anything for "the next 5 days." I was going to stop posting about her because I thought she might apologize or answer questions I've had for a while, but that wasn't the case.

Dude, you KNOW she's not 'really that busy'. She's not on a deadline, she isn't getting paid for her work and needs to work hard to earn that dough, she isn't hunkering down trying to talk to you while a supervisor is over her shoulder. She's in her fucking bedroom doing fuck all and giving you the barest amount of attention so that you won't talk to other people about what a cunt she is.
 
Is it possible that a mod could un-redact Isaac's recent posts? I know most of it is safe inside quotes on other peoples posts, but a couple things are still missing.

Also, Issac, I was a big fan of Narcissa when she ran Wind Waker, but for some people, being sane is a tightrope act, and once they fall off, they are just gone for good.

Narcissa doesn't want to feel better or be better, Narcissa wants to suffer and collect pity. Issac, don't feel responsible for Narcissa, for your own sake.
 
@IsaacWright so after all this dramatic talk, the instant the soy ghoul gives you an ounce of attention you're already down on your knees trying to appease her. Absolutely pathetic. She's not looking out for you and doesn't care about you at all. She's trying to prevent you from leaking shit and that is her only interest. Grow a fucking spine and tell her to fuck off my dude.
I think they know that deep down but that pinch of acknowledgement from the fallout ghoul is all it took to be it's footstool again. Cucks gonna cuck.
It's obvious Narcissa doesn't care about them. It's in their name for god's sake.
 
"You can't take something out of the internet, it's like pee in a kid's pool. Once it's in there, it's in there." -Joe Rogan on Newsradio.

You've got to be really fucking stupid to think you can just start redacting stuff away from us man. And as everybody said, she's only talking to you to do damage control!
 
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