Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

[Army Burger]

Narcissist hasn't been okay ever.

 

[Wake me up]

Rhyming dust with rust and now with town with zero knowledge of metrics. This would have been an OK poem, had an 8 year old written it!

The last three lines could make a decent haiku though, let me give it a shot:

Everything is change
It is hard to understand
all of the bright things

 

[Twinkie]

now this is a story
all about how
john numbers turned my world
upside down

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

He would've been a normal slightly autistic boy with a degree in programming if not for the internet pushing him to become an ugly cow.

I feel like it has more to do with getting cucked by the only girlfriend he ever had and then getting publicly humiliated at a massive Nintendo competition than it has to do with any of the shit that came after. Before the soy came he might have been occasionally shit on, but in general he was a well-liked and popular streamer with a large+growing fanbase.

 

[SugarSnot]

In their efforts to promote the new Super Mario Maker 2 game for the Nintendo Switch, Nintendo added clips from the Nintendo World Championship in a new video depicting Cosmo and John F. Numbers. It starts around 9:00

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

Uh oh, looks like Nintendo just dead named. What's taking the virtuous army so long to start throwing a fit?

 

[SugarSnot]

What's taking the virtuous army so long to start throwing a fit?

Probably the fact that Narcissa is so irrelevant at this point that Cosmo is fading away from the public memory too.

 

[YW 525]

You think Cosmo is getting invited to the Mario Maker 2 Invitational?

He could finally win his manhood back from John Numbers.

 

[Army Burger]

He could finally win his manhood back from John Numbers.

I think it's a bit too late for that.

 

[0 0]

You think Cosmo is getting invited to the Mario Maker 2 Invitational?

He could finally win his manhood back from John Numbers.

Actually, you say that as a joke, but have you seen John Numbers lately?

At the invitational, he looked like a prepubescent Austin Powers who sustained themselves on a diet of drywall and water. Now he actually fills out the polo shirts he wears.

Maybe he literally took Cosmo's manhood like an old European fable.

 

[Jeb-sama]

Actually, you say that as a joke, but have you seen John Numbers lately?

At the invitational, he looked like a prepubescent Austin Powers who sustained themselves on a diet of drywall and water. Now he actually fills out the polo shirts he wears.

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Maybe he literally took Cosmo's manhood like an old European fable.

Numbers would make the best fucking waluigi cosplay

Dudes seriously got the best face for it

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Maybe he literally took Cosmo's manhood like an old European fable.

Son, being a man requires sacrifice. However son that sacrifice needs to be someone else.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Per r/samandtolki:

https://smash.gg/tournament/ownageddon-smash-presented-by-afreecatv/event/ownageddon-weekly-12-1vs1/entrant/3117777

Narcissa Wright lost at another tournament. Though 13th out of 143 isn't that bad, well, let's just quote HaberdasherA in that thread

Narcissa was saying she was "smash royalty" and that she would become a top player in ultimate because the game was a measure of a person's intelligence and since she's one of the most intelligent people alive naturally she would be one of the best players.

That's why people make threads like this. When you say you're the best at something and everyone else is beneath you then people are gonna call you out when you lose.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Per r/samandtolki:

https://smash.gg/tournament/ownageddon-smash-presented-by-afreecatv/event/ownageddon-weekly-12-1vs1/entrant/3117777

Narcissa Wright lost at another tournament. Though 13th out of 143 isn't that bad, well, let's just quote HaberdasherA in that thread

Someone on that board linked him playing Zelda and getting so pissed off he literally "REEEEEEEEEE'D" out loud, and the stream itself was just him standing on top of a tower not moving the character for what appeared to be hours. Was that really just what the crazy fuck was doing toward the end there?

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Someone on that board linked him playing Zelda and getting so pissed off he literally "REEEEEEEEEE'D" out loud, and the stream itself was just him standing on top of a tower not moving the character for what appeared to be hours. Was that really just what the crazy fuck was doing toward the end there?

Oh, that stream...it's been linked here before, but it's always worth looking at it again. Someone posted a few timestamps in the comments, including the REEEEEEE.

BotW 0385

i feel mentally damaged, permanently

www.youtube.com

I would rather kill myself than get some fucking job that I don't care about. I would actually rather kill myself. I will be sticking to that 100%, by the way. Like, I will NOT fucking get a job. I will not. I refuse to get a job. I will actually kill myself in real life instead.
-Narcissa Wright

Most of the latter streams before Narcissa moved to...wherever she is now were actually really fucking boring. She'd watch videos on camera, saying nothing, sometimes she'd watch streams, other times she'd stream herself sleeping. That's why most people didn't even bother to hatewatch Narcissa.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Oh, that stream...it's been linked here before, but it's always worth looking at it again. Someone posted a few timestamps in the comments, including the REEEEEEE.

BotW 0385

i feel mentally damaged, permanently

www.youtube.com

Most of the latter streams before Narcissa moved to...wherever she is now were actually really fucking boring. She'd watch videos on camera, saying nothing, sometimes she'd watch streams, other times she'd stream herself sleeping. That's why most people didn't even bother to hatewatch Narcissa.

Holy fuck it's not even a mirror, it's an "official" upload.

 

[Lift]

 

[Strundy]

If there were any doubters about this not just being the fetish of a mentally ill person -- here you go. Lets hope he gets into inflation next.

 

[Lift]

Someone on Narcissa's discord started a change.org petition to get Narcissa unbanned from Twitch. Only its originator has signed it, no one else from her Discord has.

Sign the Petition

Done.

www.change.org

 

[flexedupicedout]

What in the fuck is this supposed to mean? Is dude imagining some gay slimer making him a woman?