Neanderbabes - would you....?

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Are these neanderbabes suitable for your pleasure?
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I will say that the models displaying Neanderbabes with fair skin, light hair, or blue eyes are likely inaccurate. Genetic evidence suggests that their skin, hair colour, and eye colour were all dark; naturally Neanderbabes would have some degree of genetic diversity and would look differently depending on the region (like Humans).
 
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draggs said:
My ancestors fucked neanderbabes

So did yours

Good enough for them, good enough for me I guess
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No, actually. Mankind has no female Neanderbabe ancestry, it's entirely male.

This is either because Neanderchads were utterly dominant mass rapists, or the offspring between Men and Neanderbabes are infertile.

If anything, Stacy was getting fucked by Neanderchads.
 
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hooboy said:
No, actually. Mankind has no female Neanderbabe ancestry, it's entirely male.

This is either because Neanderchads were utterly dominant mass rapists, or the offspring between Men and Neanderbabes are infertile.

If anything, Stacy was getting fucked by Neanderchads.
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I said fucking, I didn't say babbies were made
 
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Epic Fail Man said:
I WILL NOT FUCK MONKEYS! NO! NO! NO!
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Neanderthals are so closely related to humans, sometimes they're considered a subspecies along with us; homo sapiens neanderthalensis . In other words, they're sometimes not even considered different from homo sapiens, just a different subspecies along with us, homo sapiens sapiens.

On topic: No, because I'm a denisovan chad

It has already been mentioned, but neanderthals were cucks. Almost all neanderthal DNA is on the x chromosome, which always comes from the mother, thus implying female neanderthals were fucked by male homo sapiens
 
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MysticLord said:
Why does it say Neanderthal when this is clearly a Bongland 10 thread?
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Island Genetics + Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is a really rough combo and I hope nothing but the best for her.

Fortunately REAL Neanderbabes never distilled alcohol, so they never had to raise FAS riddled Neanderkids. They did, however, suffer from severe inbreeding.
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Neanderthals are so closely related to humans, sometimes they're considered a subspecies along with us; homo sapiens neanderthalensis . In other words, they're sometimes not even considered different from homo sapiens, just a different subspecies along with us, homo sapiens sapiens.

On topic: No, because I'm a denisovan chad
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Yeah, I tend to think reconstructive models tend to exaggerate their features. Genuinely, if you were to come across a Neanderthal on the street, they would look pretty weird, but I don't think you'd be able to tell they're a different species.
 
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Syntaxion said:
Neanderthals are so closely related to humans, sometimes they're considered a subspecies along with us; homo sapiens neanderthalensis . In other words, they're sometimes not even considered different from homo sapiens, just a different subspecies along with us, homo sapiens sapiens.
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well us is atleast 2 different races. part of africa and Australia are inhabitat by homo erectus...
 
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