NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[Denmark Mafia]

Jontron thread is still going strong as you would expect, an absolute dumpster fire.

How the fuck is this ban worthy?

Justin Roiland has a Trover Saves the Universe commercial made starring... JonTron

Or maybe, just maybe, some of us so don’t know these people you’re talking about. I have more than enough going on in my life than to learn about YouTube personalities. I don’t care about twitch, or YouTube or any of the people mentioned on this forum. And yet, you're here, in this thread...

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Also in case you didn't know, another famous Japanese dev is now cancelled and a literal Nazi... Because some troon on Twitter said so:

https://twitter.com/jbu3/status/1104126218633445376

In other news, David Jaffey joked about Kratos being bisexual but then admitted he was joking. They also don't like that too much:

Kratos said GAY RIGHTS — Kratos Confirmed Bisexual by David Jaffe (sorta, see threadmark)

In a new tweet by David Jaffe (Director of God of War and Creative Director of God of War II), mentions that the whole iconic character was bisexual in the planning stages. Oh, and one more thing: not to get all JK Rowling but when I was working on the origins of Kratos for the first games I...

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[DriveByTrolling]

So Jaffe says "make Kratos gay if you want" and that's not good enough, pitchforks out?

That's why you never bend the knee to these people, it's never good enough.

 

[BScCollateral]

Ancient Spartan screws men and women? I'd think that was the default setting.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

Also in case you didn't know, another famous Japanese dev is now cancelled and a literal Nazi... Because some troon on Twitter said so:

Yeah ok buddy

 

[UnclePhil]

Regarding Ms.Galaxy's totally nonfiction CSA trauma and woke monomyth journey—given how paranoid and vigilant these mods are, there is no doubt they lurk in this thread. I fear for Ms.Galaxy's continued existence once the REEussian Secret Police process their intel. However, it also gives me a glimmer of hope. Perhaps they will get even more paranoid about trolls in the future, leading to more forum drama and thus entertainment for us.

Jontron thread is still going strong as you would expect, an absolute dumpster fire.

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How the fuck is this ban worthy?

Everything in that horrible place is ban worthy. Dark matter is ban worthy because its name has racial implications. Their very existence is ban worthy. One day there will be so many bans it will culminate in one apocalyptic giant ban that results in their own version of a Big Crunch.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

the Giant Bomb OT is trying to cancel Dan Ryckert for daring to write about wrestling, something he's openly loved on the website forever, this one dude is totally losing it

Giant Bomb |OT 14| BigDickDaddyDom

Splinter Cell: Blacklist is still so fucking good. FINE I'LL INSTALL IT JEEZ

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the waypoint discord doesn't even care

Writing about/caring about wrestling is problematic now? Are they not aware of the wrestling thread on their very own hugbox which happens to be where one of the most perpetually offended members of all time spends most of their days?

 

[Haram Meat]

THQ Nordic to reveal 3 new games between June 5-7 (see staff post)

Darksiders Genesis and Red Faction Evolution are semi-confirmed/leaked.

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[UnclePhil]

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THQ Nordic to reveal 3 new games between June 5-7 (see staff post)

Darksiders Genesis and Red Faction Evolution are semi-confirmed/leaked.

www.resetera.com

This kind of shit always puts me on edge.

Because publishers don't give a fuck about ResetEra. Except when they do.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Trump to make state visit to UK in June, weather expected to be perfect for mass protests

You're the one who seems to be missing the point here. What's the point of 'attacking' him for his actions? Hes a racist, sexist pig. Responsible for putting children in internment camps. Sure you can plaster that all over London if you wish, he's just gonna jack off to it all at the end of the...

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THQ Nordic to reveal 3 new games between June 5-7 (see staff post)

T=Time =Timesplitter? H=Hell=Darksiders Q=Question= Anything?

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Brain damaged Diggeh delivers the Ms.Galaxy lies.

It really is simply trolling at this point. There used to be a poster on NeoGAF called Lime who told the wildest lies but because it was progressive lies they were allowed to keep shitting up the forum.

Mikebison is going to get banned for wrong-think for not stating THQ Nordic were the ones who kidnapped and raped Ms.Galaxy. Before asking for PDP's assistance to upload the taped rape onto 8chan. I heard they rewarded him with the bullets he used to shoot up the mosque. So THQ Nordic is responsible for PDP's mass shooting too.

 

[Beardfish]

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Trump to make state visit to UK in June, weather expected to be perfect for mass protests

You're the one who seems to be missing the point here. What's the point of 'attacking' him for his actions? Hes a racist, sexist pig. Responsible for putting children in internment camps. Sure you can plaster that all over London if you wish, he's just gonna jack off to it all at the end of the...

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Imagine posting that with a straight face knowing full well that you're rocking a Digimon avatar.

 

[Vault Boy]

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THQ Nordic to reveal 3 new games between June 5-7 (see staff post)

Darksiders Genesis and Red Faction Evolution are semi-confirmed/leaked.

www.resetera.com

They're never going to let that go. For as long as their forum exists (or on the next abomination they create when ERA inevitably collapses), they'll keep spamming that dumbass copypasta to derail any thread concerning THQ Nordic. Their vindictive nature knows no limits, just look at the sheer amount of people and games on their blacklist.

Off topic, but I'm hoping those games are Destroy All Humans!, Red Faction, and Saints Row.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Off topic, but I'm hoping those games are Destroy All Humans!, Red Faction, and Saints Row.

Lol what if it's Kingdom Come Sanctuary?

Will they now say that THQ is pushing a Christian Agenda to try and undermine the western world?

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Imagine posting that with a straight face knowing full well that you're rocking a Digimon avatar.

He's one of the many posters who lost an autistic avatar bet about the Detective Pikachu box office results. Which just makes them harder to tell apart than usual since they all post the exact same moderator approved twaddle in every thread, or face bans.

 

[Vault Boy]

Lol what if it's Kingdom Come Sanctuary?

Will they now say that THQ is pushing a Christian Agenda to try and undermine the western world?

Maybe, but I'll guarantee you that they'll accuse the game of being racist for lacking POC characters and blacklist it.

 

[c-no]

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THQ Nordic to reveal 3 new games between June 5-7 (see staff post)

Darksiders Genesis and Red Faction Evolution are semi-confirmed/leaked.

www.resetera.com

Yes, everyone at THQ is a pedo enabler. Even the janitor simply because some guy on the Twitter account said they'd have some AMA 8Chan.

Maybe, but I'll guarantee you that they'll accuse the game of being racist for lacking POC characters and blacklist it.

They already did that before there is any sequel. All you need is Daniel Vavra being a GamerGate supporter that said there are no black people in Kingdom Come: Deliverance.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

"Victims like me".

This account is even worse than RedMercury. If it isn't trolling to get other posters banned and make Resetera look like one of the most unhinged communities on the internet, it's someone Isamu Fukui should have the balls to kick off his forum for ruining his public image and brand.

Or at least allow other posters to make fun of them if he wants to keep them around for entertainment.

The second post looks like some extreme mod whining too being unhappy Resetera didn't ban every single THQ Nordic game.

 

[BubbleButt]

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"I just woke up and I'm already tired. Might go to bed soon."

Man, must be nice to, y'know, not work.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

This fool is basically saying not that simply anyone purchasing a Hugo Boss, BMW, etc product today is a Nazi sympathizer, but those that ignore the Nazi sympathizers purchasing those goods are also Nazi sympathizers, and thus responsible for the victimization of 6 million Hebrews.

 

[UnclePhil]

Oh man, when Ms.Galaxy and Diggeh are finally outed and banned that is gonna be some egg on face. Even worse than "virtue signaling on behalf of my dead friend who was probably a rapist" Todd in the Shadows.

I love how they wheel out that pathos appeal at every hint of dissension in the ranks. The insinuation that 8chan links to CP on a minute-by-minute basis, including this alleged real person's alleged child rape videos, is ridiculous at best. 8chan sits on the surface web and is still allowed to exist.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

"I just woke up and I'm already tired. Might go to bed soon."

Man, must be nice to, y'know, not work.

I'm assuming like most ResetERA posters, they claim that mental illness prevents them from joining the workforce, and they probably can't get proper treatment because of Trump.