NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

Slamerella said:
I'd love to see a game get lots of praise and lots of awards, noting its amazing sound and art details, masterfully executed game play, and the ending is perfect.

And then people try to strip that away because in the voice credits you see
Felix Kjelleberg.
Jonathon Jafari.
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And then both of those guys get even more awards.
 
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Slamerella said:
I'd love to see a game get lots of praise and lots of awards, noting its amazing sound and art details, masterfully executed game play, and the ending is perfect.

And then people try to strip that away because in the voice credits you see
Felix Kjelleberg.
Jonathon Jafari.
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What the hell does that first half have to do with anything?

You're meaning to tell me gaf looks at things like quality and gameplay before calculating the POC protagonist ratio and/or analyze for Trump references? Your cismale gamerbro mind disgusts me.
 
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Evilore seems like a spergy, awkward nerd who got lucky enough to have the resources fall into his lap that he needs to LARP as an alpha male, a guy who miserably fails every time he tries with women only to get up and run face-first into the wall again. All of these cringeworthy stories about him and women, even this one, are consistent with that narrative of a pathetic doofus trying to be appealingly dominant and confident and failing. The claims of sexual deviancy are always amusing but not necessary to explain his behavior.

But GAF is a good "listen and believe" community, and they've taught me this overly sensitive woman must be believed no matter what. And when you look at what Tyler has allowed to happen to his forum in pursuit of shekels, it's only fair and fitting.
 
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Munchingonfish said:
Evilore was a cast member (proof this wasn't a recent addition) in a short film that woman was involved with. At this point, those screenshots probably weren't doctored.

She needs to go public so I can have 2017's equivalent to 11/9. Amir0x was a good laugh, but this one's top tier.
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Nice digging fam
 
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I wonder how many cows are being bred at NeoGAF right now? There are a few posters and mods that are already openly living the lolcow life (RPGCrazied, Slayven, Besada, Crossing Eden, etc).
 
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SomethingWittyandBadass said:
Can we talk about that registration bs? Bcause if you really need a fucking work email address, to even join your superfuntime fuck club. Then buddy I got like tons of shit to do. Just reading that made me actually go do housework haha
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Is that true?

If so, if this site ever gets hacked and dumped, it will go from lolcow factory to lolcow slaughterhouse.
 
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The gaffots are starting to post it.
My little sister was sexually assaulted by somebody famous in the gaming industry
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Everything's been deleted.

Here we go.

A gaf member posted on The Bore (another splinter forum) that the screenshots are legitimate.
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https://archive.is/9L6w8#selection-3899.0-3899.13
He was aready mentioned in The Bore thread as a source for the screengrabs, and just as he was crafting his reply, he got permabanned on gaf.
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https://archive.is/7Taxf#selection-4890.0-4890.1
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None of his recent posts on Neogaf would warrant that.

Vice writer Patrick Klepek has been informed of Evilore's actions. I don't expect him to write a story about the allegations, but this opens up the chances of Klepek getting skewered by the church of social justice later on.
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http://archive.is/YLNKA
http://archive.is/Mvpih
 
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Munchingonfish said:
Here we go.

A gaf member posted on The Bore (another splinter forum) that the screenshots are legitimate.
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https://archive.is/9L6w8#selection-3899.0-3899.13
He was aready mentioned in The Bore thread as a source for the screengrabs, and just as he was crafting his reply, he got permabanned on gaf.
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https://archive.is/7Taxf#selection-4890.0-4890.1
http://archive.is/3Q0h6#selection-6929.0-6929.13
None of his recent posts on Neogaf would warrant that.

Vice writer Patrick Klepek has been informed of Evilore's actions. I don't expect him to write a story about the allegations, but this opens up the chances of Klepek getting skewered by the church of social justice later on.
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I refuse to believe Patrick Klepek didn't know about EviLore's previous accusation of sexual assault. He's the prototypical male feminist ally. He's either a huge hypocrite for protecting EviLore or just an utter joke of a "journalist" (whose main area of writing is human interest stories and SocJus).

Considering this sudden wave of male feminist allies turning out to be overt sex offenders: I bet you he cheated on his wife with Zoe Quinn when he was covering her pre-GamerGate.
 
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Munchingonfish said:
This is floating around. Neogaf's owner, Evilore/Tyler Malka, has allegedly been accused of sexually assaulting a woman in the Austin, Tx. film community.
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I found her Facebook page and there's one problem, the post isn't there. I don't know if that's because she marked it as private, deleted it or never made it in the first place. I don't know who'd be autistic enough to forge that much stuff, but autism knows no end. Anyway, she's a real person in the Austin film community. Evilore, who lives in Austin, lent out his place for a movie shoot. He's been trying to work on small movies for a while (this was made by Count Dookake, a gaf member who has ban immunity because his sister was a Playboy bunny) and even ran into known Austin area film creeper Devin Faraci. Around the time of that film shoot thread, the woman was working on a project in Austin. After the Euro Trip disaster, he's kept his travels secret, so it's hard to know if he went to New Orleans.

If true, this would not at all be a surprise given he bragged about groping a non-consenting woman in Spain and some of the interesting comments he's made in the past. Then there's this.

I hope she goes public if only because the aftermath would be hilarious. Gaf is all about listen and believe when it comes to women, but they're also about deplatforming and shaming anyone who's accused of even the tiniest of mistakes. How would the crowd that's boycotting A Hat in Time because JonTron has 3 lines in the game respond when it's revealed the guy making money off of their virtue signalling is their nightmare? How could the sites that didn't cover Amir0x's arrest justify not covering Evilore being accused? Will Kotaku decide it's finally time to take their friend behind the shed and put a bullet between its eyes?
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At this point, "male feminist" literally just means "sex offender trying to cover his ass".
 
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