Nerd, Geek, or Dork?

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Mourning Dove

Mourning Dove

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I've always been fond of this OkCupid test. I think it may be relevant here since we seem to be a big, happy family of nerd, geeks, and dorks in these forums. According to this test...

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia. :geek:
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one. :sonichu:
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions. :asperchu:

As for me, I scored:
Pure Nerd
78 % Nerd, 43% Geek, 48% Dork

What about you guys?
 
87 % Nerd AUGH YEAH 13% Geek 52% Dork

I'm a Tri Lamb something or other, apparently I'm like a guy from "Revenge of the Nerds"

I'm actually kinda hurt that they're calling me a dork :cry:
 
^ I actually retook the test, filling in the answers based what I know about Chris, and he scored Pure Dork at 80%+. So you're not the dorkiest one!
 
It's just that "dork" is usually used as an insult, from what I understand, while "nerd" and "geek" are often used by people to explain their interests.

I didn't know a "nerd" was interested in learning in general while a "geek" was interested in a particular topic. I agree that I'm more of a nerd than a geek, there are half a dozen to a dozen academic subjects that interest me.

The term "geek" came from a circus freak who bit the head off of living animals. I'm glad I'm not that
 
100% Asian tailored nerd. You say FF7, I say FF6. You say CoD, I say Wolfenstein.
 
Meh, well back in my school days I suppose "nerd" was considered an insult as well, since some people used that term derogatorily toward me. But they are correct, since I am definitely a nerd. I'm interested in many things from foreign languages to the natural sciences, and someday I'd like to be a Renaissance woman. 8-)
 
30% Nerd, 52% Geek, 48% Dork

It's not that you're a school junkie, like the nerd, and you don't really stand out in a crowd, like the dork, you just have some interests that aren't quite mainstream. Perhaps it's anime, perhaps it's computers, perhaps it's bottlecaps, perhaps it's all of those and more. Your interests take you to events and gatherings that are filled with people you find unusual and beyond-the-pale, but you don't quite consider yourself "of that crowd." Instead, you consider yourself to be fairly normal.

Which, you are.

Congratulations! You're the one on the RIGHT!
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Yay?
 
homerbeoulve said:
100% Asian tailored nerd. You say FF7, I say FF6. You say CoD, I say Wolfenstein.
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MEIN LEBEN!

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Computer Savant

35 % Nerd, 52% Geek, 52% Dork
People confuse you with a Nerd all of the time. You aren't some genius, like some people have said, and didn't/don't really like school all that much (and you especially hated some of the social aspects, like getting mocked). It's just that you have some passions and interests that you're extremely into/good at, and this has placed you in circles with other social outcasts, some of whom are exceptionally bright.

The awesome thing about being where you are is that you get to hang out with an elite group (though you'd probably rather be alone, or with only the closest friends and family) and you can make quite a good career for yourself in your particular specialties. Common to this group are people who are highly into electronics/computers as that is where the money lies, today.
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Oh my.
 
Pure Nerd

70 % Nerd, 26% Geek, 30% Dork
 
Don't matter. I'm a super cool guy, and you're all dorks.

homerbeoulve said:
100% Asian tailored nerd. You say FF7, I say FF6. You say CoD, I say Wolfenstein.
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That's definitive geek right there. There's no academic value in any of that.
 
I accidentally edited OP to include a warning about requiring an OKCupid account, but there's a very obscure tinsy-tiny "results please" thing at the bottom that lets you skip it.

Pure Dork
30 % Nerd, 9% Geek, 52% Dork

I don't know how it got to this because I answered every imaginable question as "who gives a fuck". Maybe it automatically adds 50% into "dork" for taking the test in the first place.
 
Oh look.
Joe Normal (9% Nerd, 4% Geek, 22% Dork)

Turns out it is possible to like this forum without being nerdy/geeky/dorkish.
 
Pure Nerd
78 % Nerd, 48% Geek, 48% Dork

Seems legit.
 
Joe Normal

39 % Nerd, 22% Geek, 39% Dork

I believe this means I'm entitled to some of your lunch money, pay up pinheads. :tugboat:
 
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