New guy on the block - An introduction

[Mercubink]

lolcows, I've always known of them. I never knew of this website until quite recently. I always found cows through ED or 4chan up until now. I'm glad to have found this community. I found a person of interest IRL and the only source I can find of this person is on Facebook. However, they are a public poster and love to make video rebuttals to their percieved "haters". I think this person would fit in very well here.

Anyways I'm Mercubink and I'm here to lurk and to share the people that make us feel half ass normal. Thank you for taking the time to read this.

 

[James Howlett]

Dox yourself.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/introduction-thread.1329/

 

[heyilikeyourmom]

On behalf of everyone here at Kiwi Farms, I welcome you! We’re happy to have you, and as a longtime member I’d be happy to show you the ropes. If you think you’ve found a cow, head on over to the proving grounds and get to posting!

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

I see you like minecraft, fam

Mercubink | Учётная запись Minecraft | NameMC

Проверяйте доступность имён в Minecraft, изучайте историю их изменения у отдельных аккаунтов, а также их UUID, просматривайте скины в 3D и многое другое!

ru.namemc.com

EDIT: Your previous name on minecraft was xXwonderingJewXx ???
lol

 

[Jaded Optimist]

You should update your instagram more.

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

You should update your instagram more.

And post more songs on soundcloud

 

[Mercubink]

Thanks for the welcome all. I realize it's in your nature to do background checks no big. I'll take you up on your offer
heyilikeyourmom

And send me a link to my instagram
Jaded Optimist
I feel like that might be one of my throwaways


YourMommasBackstory
I bought that account on eBay and holy shit was I quick to change that fuckin name. Turns out it was a jew because they changed the password a month later.

 

[LateNightComics]

Thanks for the welcome all. I realize it's in your nature to do background checks no big. I'll take you up on your offer
heyilikeyourmom

Do you have screen shots that are funny?

 

[Mercubink]

LateNightComics
Yeah, this guy is a freakazoid. His profile images themselves are lulz worthy

How does a 37 year old black guy who is a BMX biker who lives at a skatepark sound?






He's also a self proclaimed satanist (goth?) who dresses like a 16 year old girl, makes shitty art and rages because people don't like it. "Would be the talk of the town if I were white"

 

[Franjevina]

I realize it's in your nature to do background checks no big.

Bullshit,i'm undercover squirrel and nobody discovered me yet .

 

[TFT-A9]

I'm going to piss on you now to establish dominance, hold still

 

[Vorhtbame]

Dude, don't link to people's user page when you address them; they won't see it. You can preface their name with @ to send an automatic notification, or you can click the little button under their previous message marked "Reply".

@Mercubink

 

[Mercubink]

@Vorhtbame

I understand, thank you

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Проходи, браток, проходи!

 

[Wendy Carter]

@Mercubink
After the registration process, it is required to link your personal info on this site, either via "About" section of your profile or via a public post. The posts with said info are soon deleted, that's why you can't see any of them on here.

For instance, here's mine.

The info has been verified by the admins, which is why I have the "True & Honest Fan" badge. It allows for some very cool secret perks.

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

Проходи, браток, проходи!

мне так не нравится шрифт для кириллицы, который стоит на сайте изначально

It allows for some very cool secret perks.

Ye, we like to send each other pizza from times to times

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

This OP is gayer than average.

 

[Vince McMahon]

мне так не нравится шрифт для кириллицы, который стоит на сайте изначально

Ye, we like to send each other pizza from times to times

Cheese pizza, of course.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Carve "Property of Null" into your wrists and post pics.