New Registrations

[Dyn]

Please make it so when the newfags register they have to tick a box that says "I am not here because the mainstream media told me this is the place to harass trannies" and then after they tick it and click 'register' another box pops up saying 'No really I promise I am not a mouthbreathing fucking retarded boomer that believes everything I see on the news and I didn't just come here to harass trannies because Taylor Lorenz told me this was the tranny-harassing website' and then when they click okay on that one a third box pops up and says 'I understand that this isn't a wink-wink nudge-nudge plausible deniability thing and if i get caught harassing trannies the people here will dox my entire family' and then once they tick okay on that one it finally lets them register, but before they can post anything a fourth box pops up and says 'I also understand that if I post my right-wing incel mass shooting manifesto here you guys will delete it out of spite'.

 

[Null]

Good idea

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Make sure you include We will use the word nigger and all it's possible derivitaves and there is nothing you can do about it, are you ok with this ? That should round out about everything here.

 

[Dyn]

Make sure you include We will use the word nigger and all it's possible derivitaves and there is nothing you can do about it, are you ok with this ? That should round out about everything here.

Why? When has a poster not being okay with the n word ever caused us problems in the entire history of the website?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"I understand that if I engage in a mass shooting or other crime, every embarrassing thing I have ever posted on the internet will be unearthed for the world to see."

 

[Dyn]

"I understand that if I engage in a mass shooting or other crime, every embarrassing thing I have ever posted on the internet will be unearthed for the world to see."

Also we'll pick out the most embarrassing moment from your shooting, append the word cuck to it, and do everything within our power to make sure you're forever remembered as that.

 

[Randall Fragg]

"If your first post is about hating [GROUP], and how we should bomb [GROUP], you will be laughed at and banned"

 

[Vott]

"If your first post is about hating [GROUP], and how we should bomb [GROUP], you will be laughed at and banned"

I'll admit, When looking at the offending posts the first guy made that got the site sniped seemed like he thought he was making a funny joke but wasn't and at the worst possible timing when all eyes were on the site, The 2nd guy that came in with the zootopia avatar seemed pretty unhinged.

It's good to have more hands on deck when dealing with these kind of posts, There should also be some kind of disclaimer at the bottom of the front page that threats of violence aren't tolerated and that whoever makes them will own what they post so when jannies don't get to it on time and someone tries to get the site sniped over it, The ones they report it to will see the disclaimer at the bottom and the post being removed, I think that would also help a lot.

 

[AgendaPoster]

I'm quite excited to no longer be part of the last wave of newfags, even though I read the site for years.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Also bring back the captcha that was Chris fucking a doll.

 

[Ly Erg]

Should also be a prompt for newfags that if they want to contribute with evidence of online retardation/sleaziness, that they use third party web archiving sites to fucking archive everything properly and not just screenshot it and call it a day. I know there is a rule for this but it hasn't stopped newfags from just posting shit and not doing the basics all the time.

 

[Bloatlord]

Superb! Hopefully this encourages more trans users to feel safe in our little space here!

 

[autistic dog]

Make sure you include We will use the word nigger and all it's possible derivitaves and there is nothing you can do about it, are you ok with this ? That should round out about everything here.

There should be a box during registration that they physically have to type nigger into in order to complete registration.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I think that all new registrations should have to take a guided tour of the halal section and complete a quiz after.

 

[Vott]

I think that all new registrations should have to take a guided tour of the halal section and complete a quiz after.

Let's just straight up link them to the @OrsonZedd thread instead.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

The storm has passed, may as well open it up. If you have more jannies to remove fedposts it should be fine.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Good luck on finding mods. I thought about applying but just am not active enough. Can't do it for free these days with my ~real job~.

 

[Dodongo]

I feel like the registration newfag problems would be alleviated if there was a mandatory lurk-moar period. Like instead of stopping registrations during periods of controversy, enforce a wait time of 2-3 months after new accounts are created before they're allowed to post.

 

[Unique User Name]

There should be a box during registration that they physically have to type nigger into in order to complete registration.

Solve the puzzle.

"People who annoy you":

N _ G G E R S

 

[SomeBirds]

Glorious Leader, please wait until after New Years so all the new people have to be registered in 2023 and I don't have to be the newest of fags anymore. Inshallah.