New Years Resolutions

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What are your New Years resolutions? Share them here! Mine was to make my first thread here so I've now accomplished all my goals for 2017.
 
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The most important is to post more on the Farms.

But for reals my main resolutions are not to share unchecked news on the interwebs and to lose a bit of weight.
 
To watch the Maradonia Movie at least five more times this year and continue to discover more to criticise about it whilst showing it to as many unsuspecting victims as possible.
 
I think a lot of people must have decided their resolutions to be "open up a KF lolcow thread", if you just look at how many new threads have come up recently :lol: (I know it's mostly low-hanging fruit from the Greta scammer thread but I like this reasoning more).

As for myself there's a lady friend who has been opening up to me for a while now and I've been too autistic to take the chance for various reasons. I decided I'm going to give it a try because I've been too damn autistic about her and she doesn't deserve it.
 
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Stop screaming incoherently at other drivers. Try to be coherent so they know exactly what they did wrong and don't have to guess and try to decipher my howls and shrieks and profanity to correct themselves.

Stop being a doormat for my exhole.

Teach my kids the right and wrong time to curse..

Try to use more words like "dagnabbit" or "guhlumphencuckle" instead of " motherfucker" say "Maternal copulator".
 
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