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LoveYouLongTime said:
Sometimes I hear them in real life and I have flash backs.

Attached is an email showing how much Chris is kind and caring. :)

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"Put out or shut up"! Chris says that after telling the girl in a different email that he wants to go there mutually with her, and specified it wasn't for sex.

"I don't want to ruin a good friendship... But I want to progress the relationship".

It's literally always sex with Chris. At no point did he consider that this girl could JUST be a friend.
 
Attached is a typical email from Chris which is fairly boring and him just talking at others.

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LoveYouLongTime said:
Chris won't take 'no' for an answer.

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Haha oh wow, I forgot about this one.

Chris basically wants to abduct Tito, hold a gun to his head and make him break up with the wallflower... and then have Tito recommend Chris to her as an ideal candidate for rebound dick.

Man... Chris has got it all planned out. This is like some mission impossible shit.
 
Marvin said:
Haha oh wow, I forgot about this one.

Chris basically wants to abduct Tito, hold a gun to his head and make him break up with the wallflower... and then have Tito recommend Chris to her as an ideal candidate for rebound dick.

Man... Chris has got it all planned out. This is like some mission impossible shit.
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Oh it's mission impossible alright.
 
Oh well, it's "an old-fashioned plan I've learned from a few TV Shows and Movies, true, but it's effective." Oh the lunacy, there is no end to it. He acts as if he has tried this method many times before or at least knows of real life situations in which it has actually worked. I don't even.


"Heart Petrification" sounds very dangerous and potentially deadly.
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
Chris won't take 'no' for an answer.

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Jesus, he really, REALLY likes to blame his problems on others.

Iam said:
Oh well, it's "an old-fashioned plan I've learned from a few TV Shows and Movies, true, but it's effective." Oh the lunacy, there is no end to it. He acts as if he has tried this method many times before or at least knows of real life situations in which it has actually worked. I don't even.


"Heart Petrification" sounds very dangerous and potentially deadly.
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Oh, it could work IRL, but it involves the man who says those things to actually be able to do those things, ergo support her better than her current man can.

I don't think anybody is retarded enough to be convinced Chris can support anything.
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
Chris rambling about women and being spineless.

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It's amazing how as late as 2010 Chris was still thinking up ways to improve the sign instead of realizing how much of a failure the mere idea of an attraction sign is.
What does he mean with going all 'lucky' over a woman going through a divorce? Is it as callous as it seems or am I missing something here?
 
This will be my last upload for the night.

Backstory to this is that friend of Chris had a sleepover with some other girls who joined in on a phone call with him. Of course, Chris became enamored by them. Bonus pickles to anyone who spots the Easter Egg. ;)

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@LoveYouLongTime + @Marvin -

Back in the Glory Days of CWC Trolling, did any real life friends know what you guys were up to? Was there anybody to share these emails with?

Because heading over to a buddy's house with some beer and THC, and reading the latest CWC emails, sounds like it would have been fun.
 
Mister Moo said:
@LoveYouLongTime + @Marvin -

Back in the Glory Days of CWC Trolling, did any real life friends know what you guys were up to? Was there anybody to share these emails with?

Because heading over to a buddy's house with some beer and THC, and reading the latest CWC emails sounds like it would have been fun.
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I told my coworkers from my previous job all about him and my antics. I would do interpretive readings of his emails.
 
Do you have anything about the "Asian-Looking Woman" dream? Peeks directly into Chris' psyche are always the best.
 
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