Nigganometry Questions

[Black Man Underwear]

1) If a bitch sucks yo' dick for five dollars per square inch and gets forty dollars, including a five dollar tip how big was the dick she just sucked?

2) If you a nigga with a watch, that's iced out with enough rocks to make the hottest room temperature drop how long will it take for you to get robbed?

3) If your song played on the radio for the first time four days ago, now the shit is rotational who got paid off to play it?

4) If you sign a recording deal for less than a quarter mill' and your advance is a hundred-thousand dollar automobile I know the vehicle was probably beautiful (Yeah it's tight) but did you ask your lawyer if it was recoupable?

4) You had five shots of coke and vodka, then you convinced your designated driver to smoke a pound of marijuana. How the hell you gonna get home?

5) You got a mansion, a Benz, a Bentley and a Range and ain't none of that shit in your government name. What pieces of property do you own?

6) If you take a glass of water then add two cubes of ice you should see the cup's water level slightly rise, right? If you remove every living animal out of the sea then wouldn't the world's ocean water level decrease?

 

[Rust Troony]

1) If a bitch sucks yo' dick for five dollars per square inch and gets forty dollars, including a five dollar tip how big was the dick she just sucked?

Muh dick.

2) If you a nigga with a watch, that's iced out with enough rocks to make the hottest room temperature drop how long will it take for you to get robbed?

Tree fiddy.

3) If your song played on the radio for the first time four days ago, now the shit is rotational who got paid off to play it?

Jews.

4) If you sign a recording deal for less than a quarter mill' and your advance is a hundred-thousand dollar automobile I know the vehicle was probably beautiful (Yeah it's tight) but did you ask your lawyer if it was recoupable?

He jewish n shieet. (he woo already tell me maan.)

4) You had five shots of coke and vodka, then you convinced your designated driver to smoke a pound of marijuana. How the hell you gonna get home?

I dindu noffin maan...

5) You got a mansion, a Benz, a Bentley and a Range and ain't none of that shit in your government name. What pieces of property do you own?

None that sheeit man, my fuckin jewish lawyer owns it n shieet.

6) If you take a glass of water then add two cubes of ice you should see the cup's water level slightly rise, right? If you remove every living animal out of the sea then wouldn't the world's ocean water level decrease?

I dunno maan, im just tryin' to fuck mad bitches n shieet.

 

[We Are The Witches]

1) You'd probably do the area of a semi-sphere + area over the height of a cylinder, in basic geometry, but given that you only have the total area while lacking info about its shape, you would not know. But if you mean how "big" in terms of volume, probably around 28.5 cm3.

2) Depends on what part of neighbourhood you're at.

3) Depends on your contract.

4) Yes.

5) Probably none.

6) In theory, although the viscosity of the water could influence that I think.

 

[Hweeks]

Can-I-BUS!!!