Nigger Shitposting Thread.

Epic Fail Man

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Ay niggas lemme axe you someting. You every see any niggas around here in de Kiwi Farms? I dont see nonadat shiet. So Imma make a thread were all we niggas can gather and be real OG niggas and shiet.

In this Nigga zone we gonna only be posting stuff from de streetz and we speken only nigga here and nigga DIALECTS you feel me? Der gonna be none o dat WHITE BOI talk, nonadat WHITE BOI news, and nonadat WHITE BOI gay nigga interests, you feel me?

THIS IS A NIGGA ZONE

Only og niggas gonna be postin in dis part of the forum only nigga talk, nigga vid, nigga music THIS IS A NIGGA ZONE.

you kno what am sayin?

This be a real nigga thread, OG, Gangsta.
 
*smacks lips*
HOL UP
**rubs hands**
SO YOU FINNA
**robs**
YOU FINNA TELL ME
**bites lips and sucks air through teeth**
YOU FINNA TELL MY EUROPEAN ASS
**claps and hoots*
WE'Z IN DANGA?!!
**eats KFC**
SHEEEEEEEIIIIITTTT
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
*smacks lips profusely*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*steals*
SO U BE SAYIN
*gets jiggy wit it*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*eats a skittle*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*checks for nearest KFC*
U BE SAYIN
*collects welfare*
HOL UP HOL UP
*licks teeth and smacks lips*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*does the crip walk*
SO U BE SAYIN
*opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer*
WE GON BE
*dindu nuffins*
FINNA WE GON BE
*sucks air through teeth*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
*pulls up sagging pants*
SO WE GON BE
*instinctively looks around for police*
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
*faints and then gets up repeatedly*
SOM FINNA
*scopes dem titties*
SO WE GON BE
*shouts at movie theater screen*
SOM FINNA
*chucks spear*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
*sets down cotton bale*
HOL UP
*strokes welfare check pensively*
WE GON BE
*throws gang sign*
SOM FINNA
*swings from basketball hoop*
WE GON BE
*grabs dick and shuffles left and right*
SOM FINNA
*participates in a drive-by shooting*
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
*converts to Islam*
U SAYING WE GON BE
*repeated World Star yelling in the background*
SOM FINNA
*sells crack*
SUUUUU SIIIIIIIII SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*evolves from a primate*
 
I was born white, but now I'm trans-black. You know, a wigger in blackface. It's not racist because I genuinely believe that I'm black and I'm just expressing my progressive trans-racial identity. You have to respect the race I choose to identify with! STOP OPPRESSING ME!
you don be speakin much black white boi. wat do ya tink this iz?! a muthafucking renascence fair. This be a real nigga zone, ya feel me?
 
you don be speakin much black white boi. wat do ya tink this iz?! a muthafucking renascence fair. This be a real nigga zone, ya feel me?
Yo, nigga, don't be dissin' me like dat! Best not be gettin' up in my grill, dawg! I ain't playin' dat sheeeit! I whip out my glock and point it at yo cracka ass sideways!
 
Fuck YouTube for age restriction BS.
Lastly, in 1000 years they will find this MAGESTIC text:
[hook]
wash yo -ss
you gots to wash yo -ss
you gots to wash yo -ss
squash squash yo -ss
you gots to wash yo -ss
you gots to wash yo -ss
squash squash it
squash squash it
i say you wash yo -ss
you gots to wash yo -ss
you gots to wash yo -ss
squash squash yo -ss
just grab a dush
open up your puss
squash squash it, squash squash it

[verse 1]
i say, now dag, dag
now baby did you p-ss gas?
i think you better go get yourself some soap
and wash yo -ss, fast
got a motherf-ckin’ [?] and wonderin’ what’s up with the junk in the trunkin’
it’s gettin’ funkier and funkier
better wash that skunk out your monkey
you raise h-ll and be yellin’
because all the fellas be bailin’
that all the fellas gonna be bailin’ because your
be cootie get smellin’
i see you wanna get a cootie catter but i think’ll p-ss
n-gg-
what’ll make a motherf-cker wanna smell yo -ss
n-gg-
yo cootie catter really smellin’ mad and that’s for real
n-gg-
you really [?] and gale
n-gg-
and wash it, wash it
squash, squash it
before n-gg- gets his groove on
baby gotta get your douche on
wanna get a piece of my wee wee
but i know i wouldn’t like to give you none, hoe
you must be from new orleans cause yo cootie catter smell like gumbo
and if you wanna give it up wait a minute before you drop yo clothes
i gots to send and a message to you funky cootchie hoes

[hook]
wash yo -ss
you gots to wash yo -ss
you gots to wash yo -ss
squash squash yo -ss
i say now wash yo -ss
you gots to wash yo -ss
squash squash it
squash squash it
you gots to wash yo -ss
you gots to wash yo -ss
you gots to wash yo -ss
squash squash yo -ss
just grab a dush
open up your puss
and squash squash it, squash squash it

[verse 2]
i said, keisha and latanya (need to wash their -ss)
angelica and nicole (need to wash their -ss)
lisa and teniqua (need to wash yo -ss)
you need to wash yo -ss
squash squash yo -ss
i say monica and brandy (need to wash yo -ss)
i say rachel and timone (need to wash yo -ss)
i said tina and regina (need to wash yo -ss)
you need to wash yo -ss
squash squash yo -ss
which i’m the k dash, to the f-l to the e-x
you need to go run your bath and wash yo -ss
before you give me s-x
because i don’t give a f-ck about
how s-xy you look
you gonna have a body like an hourgl-ss
but you better have no sour -ss
dush dush yo puss, and spray your bush
your cootie cat really stinks, it’s kickin like billy blanks
better wash yo -ss, you heffer
squash squash yo -ss, you heffer
little heffer
shake a heffer
take a heffer
p-ss a heffer

[hook]
you gots to wash yo -ss
you gots to wash yo -ss
you gots to wash yo -ss
squash squash yo -ss
i say now, wash yo -ss
you gots to wash yo -ss
squash, squash it
squash, squash it
come on and wash yo -ss
you gots to wash yo -ss
i say now wash yo -ss
squash, squash yo -ss
i say now grab a dush
open up your puss
and squash, squash it
squash, squash it

[bridge]
come on!
all right fellas, you got a female all around you, and her cootie catter smellin’ like a d-mn billygoat
you tell her this here. say it
wash yo -ss (wash yo -ss)
squash squash yo -ss (squash squash yo -ss)
say, dush it, dush it, dush it (dush it, dush it, dush it)
that tush it, tush it, tush it (that tush it, tush it, tush it)
tell [?] to wash that stank, stank (wash that stank, stank)
squash, squash that stank stank (squash, squash that stank stank)

[hook]
come on and wash yo -ss
you gots to wash yo -ss
you gots to wash yo -ss
squash squash yo -ss
i say now, wash yo -ss
wash yo -ss
squash, squash it
squash, squash it
come on and wash yo -ss
you gots to wash yo -ss
you gots to wash yo -ss
squash squash yo -ss
i say now grab a dush
open up that puss
and squash, squash it
squash, squash it

[outro]
alright ladies, don’t get mad at k-flex
i’m just tryin’ to tell you what you need to know
some of these coochies out there ain’t smellin too tight
yo, you can’t go nowhere with no stanky cootchie
can’t come to la with it
my n-gg-s, project and gipp, and mel-o-dee
they ain’t gonna try to talk to ya
tweed and doug green ain’t gonna mess with ya if yo cootchie stank
my n-gg-s in burmingham, you can’t go down there and f-ck around because k-boy ain’t gonna f-ck with ya
pimp tight
megabyte ain’t gonna f-ck with ya
you can’t even go to atm with no stanky cootchie cause l.a. sno ain’t gon f-ck with ya
tony mercedes ain’t gonna f-ck with ya
b-rock and jay dee don’t want no stanky cootchie
baby, yo sh-t is kickin
yo sh-t smell like it need medical attention
baby, yo cootchie just smell sickly
yo, n-gg- need to pull some herbal tea over that p-ssy
 

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