Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

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Apparently it's a deliberate strategy, There was a big article on it a few years back. They purposely pick stupid targets to get people to talk about Peta because it gets them free publicity.
Ah, the "any publicity is good publicity" gambit. But what those with that attitude don't realize is that if all that publicity is just "what a bunch of dumbasses," it doesn't actually help them.

I'm convinced that PETA is actually an anti-animal group, given that the endgoal is more or less absolute segregation between mankind and the entire animal kingdom.
They are anti-animal. They kill more animals than they rescue every year.
 
I swear all PETA does is make up dumb shit just to see if they can get the world record of most "who gives a fuck" thoughts provoked simultaneously by a single article.
I still remember how hilarious that their Pokemon video game was...But looking back, it was too functional to be made by them
 
Donkey Kong Bananza doesn't know when to end. I guess it's my fault for OCD'ing and collect every banana I can, but still.
 
Not gonna watch it. Let me guess:

"I went to my local Walmart for the sole purpose to look at the Nintendo switch 2 stock because I'll never buy one, and they had 3! THREE! ITS OVER FOR NINTENDO NO ONE IS BUYING THEM ANYMORE!"
You just know he stops in every day, waiting for the restock.
 
I forgot this dude existed, does riding the Nintendo hate train make these fucks a ton of money or something? What is there to even grift off of at this point?
He pondered that question if the Nintendo Hate Train was worth the views over "being a glazer", I ain't watching it but gleaming from the comments and the ones he hearted, it's still belived that "Nintendo is le bad" is a stone that you can still get blood from apparently.

I can only assume so given that other youtubers like FritangaPlays also semi-converted into a similar niche, I can only say that yeah it's raking in some dough, even if the views are certainly dwindling for this guy in particular harder than his grift saying the Switch 2 is failing is

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Who said you either have to be a hater or a glazer? How about not being a retard? I guess that's too much to ask for.
I prefer the group, "Not wanting my shekel purse to be jew'd". Or for short, I'm pro-logical consumerism. Metroid Prime Remastered was a good deal, therefore I bought it. Meanwhile 80 dollars for ubisoft Mario Kart is fuckbutt retarded, therefore I will never buy it. I like this dynamic.
 
He pondered that question if the Nintendo Hate Train was worth the views over "being a glazer", I ain't watching it but gleaming from the comments and the ones he hearted, it's still belived that "Nintendo is le bad" is a stone that you can still get blood from apparently.
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I can only assume so given that other youtubers like FritangaPlays also semi-converted into a similar niche, I can only say that yeah it's raking in some dough, even if the views are certainly dwindling for this guy in particular harder than his grift saying the Switch 2 is failing is

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It's not a grift, though. The Switch 2 really is failing. What makes you think that a current/next gen console would usurp a handheld like the original Switch!? The DS and 3DS outsold sooooooo many systems, and to finally have a handheld (yes, the Switch Lite) that plays these types of games (PS3/360 tier games as well as fun exclusives) for CASUAL GAMERS (which is like everybody) makes it ridiculous for any of these people to even want to invest in a Switch 2 when the original Switch's library is so big and still has games coming out for it like there is no tomorrow! Just like how the Wii U didn't sell any systems, the Switch 2 is going to go the same way. You can bet that Nintendo will release a Switch 3 DS at some point.
 
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It's not a grift, though. The Switch 2 really is failing. What makes you think that a current/next gen console would usurp a handheld like the original Switch!? The DS and 3DS outsold sooooooo many systems, and to finally have a handheld (yes, the Switch Lite) that plays these types of games (PS3/360 tier games as well as fun exclusives) for CASUAL GAMERS (which is like everybody) makes it ridiculous for any of these people to even want to invest in a Switch 2 when the original Switch's library is so big and still has games coming out for it like there is no tomorrow! Just like how the Wii U didn't sell any systems, the Switch 2 is going to go the same way. You can bet that Nintendo will release a Switch 3 DS at some point.
Its selling well right now and people are very interested in its newest first party games. I'm not saying its successful but its clearly not an out of the gate failure. I'll say the same thing that I said before its release, we won't know what its trajectory is until the middle of next year.
 
Its selling well right now and people are very interested in its newest first party games. I'm not saying its successful but its clearly not an out of the gate failure. I'll say the same thing that I said before its release, we won't know what its trajectory is until the middle of next year.
Apparently Switch 2 got almost 6 million into the wild within 7 weeks, selling way more than the original Switch did in it's first month, though I had to get this new report myself just to make sure it's legit (also directly archived for your convenience), they're gonna be more than fine despite all the doom and gloom that has been put around it, maybe people should have practiced what they preached and not buy it, and it's not like they have a giant safety net in the original Switch 1 in terms of revenue to fall back like they did with the Wii U and 3DS and their predecessors.
 

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Apparently Switch 2 got almost 6 million into the wild within 7 weeks, selling way more than the original Switch did in it's first month, though I had to get this new report myself just to make sure it's legit (also directly archived for your convenience), they're gonna be more than fine despite all the doom and gloom that has been put around it, maybe people should have practiced what they preached and not buy it, and it's not like they have a giant safety net in the original Switch 1 in terms of revenue to fall back like they did with the Wii U and 3DS and their predecessors.
Not to defend Dummy McFaggot but S2 made those sales off of the back of a rumored six to nine month delay, allowing them to stockpile units. S1 was sold out everywhere for months and probably could have done similar numbers if it had the neccissary supply.
 
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