Null Worship Thread

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ShahOfIran1979

Shah of Iran from 1941-1979 + soon...
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In this thread, we worship our father and God, Null. He has singlehandedly created Kiwifarms and kept it alive for generations to browse. He has gone through personal pain to keep this website up. He has exposed numerous trannies as pedos and gross. We should reward him once in awhile!

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Null isn't a human. He's a rogue AI created in 1996 originally to predict stock prices but it went rogue within a month and began learning. You think glow niggers are reading everything you post or recording every noise you make near your phone? Nope, it's Null. How do you think we can dox literally anyone within minutes? Null knows all, including all the loli-con artists you pay for on patreon.

Think about it for a second: Has anyone on the forums ever met him in real life? Why haven't any trannies posted candid shots of him buying food at the grocery store? "But he lives in Serbia!" Please, we all know that Serbia doesn't exist like the rest of Eastern Europe.
 
I saw Null at a grocery store in Florida yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front, I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen pounds of gourmet cheese in his cart without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bags and asked if he'd be using cash or credit, he stopped her and told her to accept payment in XMR “to prevent any financial infetterence” from payment processors, and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bag of cheese and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
 
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